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Aqua Tofana

@thepettymessiah.bsky.social
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Officially in my Auntie era. Don't come over here with that bullshit.

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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw this on Threads, but personally I prefer Nazirati 😂
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dig it
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Strongly considering getting a new washer/dryer. Should I get a front-load or a top-load? And if I get a top-load, should it be with or without an agitator? Help ya girl out.
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Notice that the "Christians" that support Israeli Zionism are often a part of religious extremist groups themselves or white supremacist factions. And that's how we know exactly what Zionism is about. It's imperialism and colonialism in a Yarmulke. White supremacy in a tallit.
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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
y'all testalying???
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So I'm in ATL for #DragonCon and saw some shit that I will ever only probably see in ATL. A nigga was riding an electric scooter on the e-way. Which is extremely bold given Atlanta's traffic.
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Arrianna Marie Planey, PhD MA @arrianna-planey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
For a good chunk of people, there is no distinction
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Zay The 5’6 Giant @xaviersmith.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good morning to the men that talk you through it and ONLY the men that talk you through it. Have a great day Kings 👑
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
important reminder that donating to swing seat state legislature candidates is the best way to stop these fascist weirdos
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Certainly not the party of small government and less government overreach www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
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US gov't moves to suppress pushback on data centers by removing requirements for public input on pollution — EPA change would allow air pollution permits without publicizing them
States would then need to choose if they want to solicit public feedback for permits.
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Did you pull a muscle with that massive reach?
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
He said it clear as day ✌🏽
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Chima Simone Benson @chimasimone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not crazy. Just early. Living through this fallout must be the most dissatisfying “I told you so,” ever.
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Black Intellect Media @blackintellect.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
USS Benfold Goes Without Power for Four Days: A US Navy warship drifts in the Pacific while leaders protect their image. Reflections by William Spivey www.levelman.com/uss-benfold-...
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USS Benfold Goes Without Power for Four Days
A warship drifts in the Pacific while leaders protect their image.
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have never seen someone get ratio'd like this on here. And by their fellow whites too 🤣🤣🤣 I bet you won't try that again Jan
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not me listening to this at the very moment I see this on the skyline 😂
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So in addition to my corporate day job I have been driving Lyft for a few hours at night because everything is higher than Cheech and Chong riding a giraffe on the moon.
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I'M Tired Of This Grandpa
ALT: I'M Tired Of This Grandpa
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m over the trend of people telling the internet they picked terrible people to make children with. You don’t think it’s crazy to tell us your baby mama leave the kids home alone to go suck dick? You didn’t know she sucked everybody dick before the baby?
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Blackniss Everdeen @the-green-queen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ya know sometimes the only thing that gets me through the day is holding on to the vision of what my life looks like once I'm able to move. What a joy it will be to finally be able to regulate my nervous system because I finally feel safe.
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wait no because I'd watch the fuck out of that
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Going to DragonCon to celebrate my bday. Not sure if I'm gonna wanna get slutted out by a sexy nerd or if I'm still going to be utterly repulsed at the thought of physical touch by then. Ideally it would be the best time to get put through the mattress but mentally I'm here:
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Speaking of indica I unfortunately can no longer feel the effects of THC due to the meds I'm on 🫤
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Where are the muscle mommies and how do I get one and don't say the gym cuz they ain't ever there when I'm there 😂
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When I say in EVERY lifetime....
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I hate that everything has to be done the hard way now for no other reason than to keep somebody's tech bro failson afloat.
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Indica. I love a good body high head highs make me paranoid/overthink.
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I reached a point some time ago where I realized two things: Wanting a nut ≠ wanting sex Liking dick ≠ Liking men Coming to those conclusions freed me from the shackles of absolute niggatry
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☆ Ryōmen Spookuna ☆ @onwinedarkseas.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
Oh yeah we really gotta figure out how to connect everyone in the country for a general strike. A lot of the property management countries are nationwide and own a lot of these places so it might be something there.
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Linda Patch 💙🌊🐶 @lindapatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Joe Biden had a bad debate in 2024. Hundreds of news stories about it. Trump has had hundreds of bank accounts closed due to evidence of money laundering. Nary a peep. Why?
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The scream I srumpt 😂
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It sometimes feels like we're living in a ridiculously exaggerated folk tale with wildly implausible villains. For example, as the president takes billions for himself and his family and *coats his things in gold,* the soldiers fighting his war can't get toothpaste, hot water, or a clean toilet.
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Moldy showers and no soap: Military families are outraged by conditions on USS Lincoln
The aircraft carrier's long deployment in the Iran war is raising concerns that the sailors and Marines on board are facing poor conditions, low supplies and fatigue.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bill Nye breaks down the Science of Skin Color and shows why Racism is Ridiculous.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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ʟᴇɢꜱ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ 𝟏𝟎/𝟒 @maybecam.blacksky.app · 07/08/2026
This is not a mistake, they started with Black women, as always, and we told them they would come for you.
This is not a data technicality. It is a warning signal.
Black women have long functioned as an economic bellwether because they sit at the intersection of multiple labor-market pressures: public-sector employment, care work, service-sector exposure, household financial responsibility, and structural inequity in hiring, advancement, and layoffs.

When Black women begin disappearing from the labor force, the economy is not becoming stronger. It is losing capacity.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/08/2026
He had to stop taking Propecia because it interacts with dementia meds. So he took a low profile trip to CA last week to buy what he considers to be a realistic hair piece. (Allegedly)
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Mx. Thee M0narch @mxm0narch.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
A'ight, I'ma just start screaming forever now
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you not eating that co-cha-cha why the fuck are bothering me???? Like.....
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I wanted to try it but the amount of access it requested and the type of access it requested gives me pause. That's a lot of privilege for a third party app still in development.
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Without asking I know this is a man shopping 😂
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My fellow queer women truly baffle me at times. Because why do so many opt to date women who look and act like the WORST of the male species 😭
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Ⓐnarchohoodism 🐈‍⬛ 🏴 @161bklyn.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026
When Emma Goldman said this she was at a rally to unemployed workers in Philly. She got arrested for inciting a riot. Her police interrogator said he would drop the charges if she became a snitch… she threw ice water in his face and did the time.
"Ask for work. If they don't give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread."— Emma Goldman
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Inda Lauryn @indalauryn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Don't forget to check out the Black Feminist Apocalypse/Dystopian Survival Resource Compilation and let us know of other useful resources as they come along. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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A Black Feminist Apocalypse/Dystopian Survival Resource Compilation
A Black Feminist Apocalypse/Dystopian Survival Resource Compilation With the awful realization that we are indeed in a fight for our very survival coming over me for the past few years, I’ve asked my...
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So I'm listening to Juve new album (which as NOLA native I'm geeked) and I just wanna point out that "You mad" is literally part 2 to "Ha" 😂
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I beg your nigga pardon?
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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Aqua Tofana @thepettymessiah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Post a thirst trap aaaaaannd go!
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