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Rocket Grunt Pearly

@thepearlyone.bsky.social
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Late-20s now. Boros Mage- forced to WUBRG Uhhhh Hypno-writer, MtG nerd, if you know me from other sites

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Loot Fanatic @lootposting.bsky.social · 18h
HES OKAY! Thanks @badking.bsky.social for the 1st signed loots! (Store Championship Reality Fracture Thought Scour promos)
Store Championship Reality Fracture Thought Scour promos
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Miss Hope @bisexuhorny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boobs update: They bounce when I laugh
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 23h
FINALLY prereleasing at an Influencer event in London courtesy of Wizards of the Coast - and my first pacl was foil Goyf. It's maybe 10 years too late, but its still deeply fun and exciting. What a good boy.
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Dogma Azul COMMS CLOSED @dogmaazul.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made a sign so y'all can tap it.
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Trance_Delightful @trancedelightful.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Loot Fanatic @lootposting.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trying to search "mtg loot" in the search becuase "loot" give me a bunch of noise on "looter games", politics, and random AI slop.
Blob 1: "Man, I REALLY miss [character]" looking all sad, 
then turns and looks into the sky where blob 2 is coming down with grace with the title "The artist who only draws that character"
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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voidnull @voidnull404.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🖤real dyscord 🪞 @dyscordservant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
personally i would forgive my girlfriend if she turned out to be a sleeper agent for a big scary alien invasion and upon activation she becomes a mindless vessel foretelling of our impending doom
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hypno business presentation YCH - now you get to talk business in front of a bunch of people while completely out of ittttt 4 slots available, DM if interested ^^
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Trance_Delightful @trancedelightful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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KilroyLucy18 🔞 (Comms open (1/3) ) @kilroylucy18.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MORE CANON IDW HYPNO LETS GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥
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🔞Coba K🏳️‍⚧️ @cobaltkilter.art · 12/04/2025
I'm still having fun drawing this mulleted creature, so here's the Null Elf again
digital illustration of my OC "Null Elf" (name TBD). They are sitting down on their knees, their swollen nulge throbbing between their legs. They look at the viewer with an inquisitive expression; with one hand, they are making a sign by rubbing their folded index finger against the others with their thumb sticking out. In their sign language, this means "Want to have sex?" and a subtitle shows this.
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🔞Coba K🏳️‍⚧️ @cobaltkilter.art · 12/04/2025
oops I overwatered them
digital illustration of my OC "Null Elf". They are standing with their arms up, hands behind their head; they are much fatter than usual, their stomach and thighs bulging against the straps of their harness, their rolls jiggling. They wink at the camera as they stand in a puddle of water, moisture dripping off of them.
In the foreground, a mostly-offscreen hand holds a hose that is now no longer spraying.
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Dark Pact, the Desert F̴̫̘͂̃̀̽r̵̭͓̜̺̀̕ô̴͔͝ş̸̨͙̫̀̄͝ṭ̸̨̰̍̈?̵̺̼̙̼̋̎̐̌ ̷̹́̇F̶̧̜͖̏̓a̵̖͊n̶͕͓̠͖̆ģ̶͔̄̃̌̒?̴̣̗̜̭̑̊͘ @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peer into the mirror and see different eyes staring back. @magic.wizards.com #MTG #MTGFracture #Cosplay #Drag #MTGPartner
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Man, shit like this is genuinely hurting my soul. youtu.be/N5YDkQ6oFcE
youtu.be
I Visited a Railroad Museum that was all AI Slop - and this is why it's so bad
YouTube video by Great Basin Car Shops
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💜Nighty_Starra💜 🔞 (comms open 0/3) @storroadulty18.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One idea about blanks How bout you can control a blanked vessel like drones by draw simple faces on it like a smiley face Each face will result in a different personality but it will always obey you
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saiykik (COMMS OPEN) @saiykik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess whats available in store now!!
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SpyralPyra @spyralpyra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am not really into toonification but friend pushed me into this so-
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Turn1Proxy @edhaltered.com · 29/09/2026
I have another giveaway this week! This time it’s a Jace token with a pencil sketch of Tam on the back! Just repost and be following me on Sunday October 4 for a chance to win it.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When a draftable Universes Beyond Magic set releases with 400+ new comissioned art, a cost to license IP - we the consumer have to pay that cost. When a smaller SLD booster product comes with no art commissioned, no IP and no play design, we the consumer pay that cost. Make it make sense.
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 27/08/2026
"make new IPs instead of sequels and remakes" with what money you dickhead. "take inspiration from outside of games" we are dickhead, there's no fucking money. "why does nobody even try to make x thing anymore" WHAT MONEY
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Look, my desires are simple. Drop one of the Standard sets each year, and drop the convention exclusive and fomo Lair set bullshit too. Spend those resources (artists, design, development, money, time, release slot) on Conspiracy 3 or Return to Battlebond, and release it in LGS at a normal price.
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Mental Misplay @mentalmisplay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This culture larping is getting out of control ☠️☠️☠️
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bring back Big Titty Goth Sphinxes for 6 mana that do one thing on ETB and sit around waiting to combo kill people.
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Mush_Comics @mushroomqueen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ravenous Romance #Samus #Bridget #yuri #comic #rosalina
Bridget hears a knock at the door, she goes to answer it with a “Be right there!” And “Hellooooo” she surprised by who she sees and exclaims “Oh hey! What are you doin here?”
Rosalina waves and says “What, can’t a girl come check on her favorite coworker? I even brought some goodies to help her feel better” Bridget let’s her in and heads towards the bedroom saying “Im sure seeing a friendly face will help, let me see if she’s up for a visitor “Bridget goes to Samus’ side and asks “Hey Sammy, Rosalina. Are by to check on you. How are you feeling?” Samus, panting heavily mutters “So… hungry” Bridget replies “Oh, you want food? Just hold on and I’ll make you some soup, ok?” “WAIT” Samus grabs Bridget by the wrist and she goes tumbling backwards while exclaiming “Woah!”Bridget falls back with a *Womph* as she looks up to see Samus hovering over her, essentially pinning her down. She looks up at the panting Samus and asks”S-Sammy?” 
Samus looks down hungrily at Bridget, sighing out “This hunger… is overwhelming. If you really want to help-“
She bares her fangs and begins to drool
“Then one bite…” she begins getting closer to Bridget 
“…won’t hurt, right?” She breathes down on Bridget’s neck, making her clench the bed sheets and exclaim “Sammy…I, ah!”
Just then, Rosalina unwittingly bursts in, bag in hand. “Alright you guys, what are you getting up to in-““…here” Rosalina realizes a bit too late on what’s happening and she just walked in on. She turns a 180 with flushed cheeks as she awkwardly calls back to the lovebirds “I’ll just leave the bag by the door, you two have fun!” She quickly pulls out her phone and stays to herself “Oh my goddddddd I totally have to tell Pauline about this!!” 
Mortified, Bridget pushes the ravenous Samus away as she calls out to Rosalina “W-Wait,hold on!”
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Joey (Ratta-Suited) ΘΔ @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 28/09/2026
I love null even more than nulges nulges/bulges are alright but god I love just null
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Meghan Cherry @ Seattle's Funniest FINALS on Oct 4! @meghancherry25.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reposting so i can get a root beer later
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Fascination Uniformed @fascinationuniformed.art · 15/03/2025
A little commission. Want to be a Swimslave like her?
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Noko @kingofbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bananyarinpa?
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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G.LUE BOYE @blueboye.com · 05/09/2026
Yucky pumpkin patch.... @nivnov.bsky.social 's fault 🎃
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Rab @layer.industries · 28/09/2026
Next time she'll question when her suit feels a little bit different. Posting this today because Im working on something very similar atm.
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Without doxxing myself, my house is in this photo
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Maren 🦎💚 @rennerei.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
what if she likes being a girl what if she likes girls
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Bell Ink @bellink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Team Rocket Dronification. Or something. Currently in 'Depressed Artist, All my Art is Trash' Mode, so been hard getting any motivation for anything. Shading on this is slapdash at best. I'mma go stare at my ceiling for awhile.
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Trance_Delightful @trancedelightful.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Donny Caltrider @donnycaltrider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
👀👀👀
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MiniMinereth (Sky) @miniminereth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also anyone feel free draw your OC’s with this gun, I would love to see it!
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Lorehold Yaoi @loreholdyaoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HES GOT THAT SHIT ON!!!!!!!!!!
Echoverse Quintorius Kand wearing a white and blue Fatehold Uniform. Blue ethereal Scrolls are surrounding him.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah, so he's evil today
Evil Radley (a proxy reskin of The Theorist, Jace Beleren)
2 Blue Blue
Legendary Planeswalker — Radley (Jace)
3 starting loyalty

Effects: At the beginning of each opponent's draw step, draw a card.
+1: Create a 1/1 Blue Illusion creature token.
-2: For each opponent, return up to one target artifact or creature that player controls to its owner's hand.
-6: Draw 3 cards. Then put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Flavor text: "Yeah, so I'm EVIL today." —Radley (Evil)
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DevLev Echoverse Observer @levdev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got done with the streamer event for Reality Fracture, I have my observations post later today but...I will say for now, the set is looking very good. Kudos to the designers of this set. #MTGFracture
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reality fracture
ALT: reality fracture
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Elwyn Rain @elwynrain.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What if in Jace sick mind, the best way to protect Vraska was to make her being adopted by the Azorius Guild ? Enjoy my take on reality fracture Vraska ! I wanted to mirror Vraska, Regal Gorgon art by Magali Villeneuve, the art that brought me into mtg art #art #mtgfanart
An illustration showing a gorgon in white and blue dress and veil, reading a parchment, standing on top of stairs, below a stone arch. All the stones around her is white marble. Two banners shows azorius guild symbol.
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confusedtts🔞(COMMS OPEN 2/3) @confusedtts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
drew some booba in paper while bored in class #nsfwart #sketch
idk
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cdlum @cdlum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
non-disclosure agreement
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Trance_Delightful @trancedelightful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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🍂Skai🎃 🔜 NFC @skiaskai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Extra sets
Mock phone screenshot of Zercie’s conversation with Noah
Its starts with a photo from Noah lifting his work out top to reveal extra nips
Noah: I’m at the gym….
Zercie: nice. Looks like it’s paying off. 
N: you know that’s not what I mean!
Z: just stop thinking about them and they’ll go away. 
N: I’m trying??
Z: emoji of paws
N: NOT HELPING (but with typos)
Z: emoji of aubergine
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Harry Hippo @thehypnopotamus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Mabel's turn to fall under the power of Ramona's Booty Bucket Ramona (OC) by Requiem
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