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Theodor

@theowashere.bsky.social
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Bird appreciator German Computer science student

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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
No way they're going to drop a Labubu Movie
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
what do Trump and Hillary have in common? They both had Bill Clinton's dick in their mouth
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Why is Satan in there ⚰️
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
No one: Maga:
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I don't care if you are a year first or day first type of person, but if you don't put the month in the middle, I don't want to be associated with you.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The most feminine looking cis woman should go on on social media and say that she's trans, just to screw with the "we can always tell" crowd.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
AI makes me want to go to the library
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Welcome to Derry Ep. 1 really be Stranger Things S1, but with an happy ending
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I somehow forgot to add the "do it yourself" or short diy. Makes this only worse without
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
damn reddit is down again? Where do I get my left radical terrorist opinions from now?
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Doing the diary of a wimpy kid, but I'm 15 years older than the last time I did one.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
What an unpleasant day to be able to read
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
rdr > gta a simple fact
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Hardest glow down in rdr
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
When they gonna drop a IT movie that shows THAT scene ? (This is a joke, please do not put me on Trumps friend list)
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
wtf
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My name is c**
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
you have to rename yourself after the last thing you ate. what is your name?
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I live near an old Knight's Castle thing, like Americans will never have this type of childhood, where you can casually walk past buildings and visit castles from the middle ages in less than an hours reach. That simple connection to the far past is just really something else in Europe
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Babe wake up, we now have pi-thon
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
the sims is just a fancy way to play dolls
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Those Prime energy drinks are the worst shit I've ever tried. Not only did I waste my money, but I also miss the person I was before having tasted that disgusting liquid -100/10 rating
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
My whole steam wishlist went on sale, but I only have 256 GB on my steam deck and 40 Euro to spend. The stress and pain of having to choose. Yeah I went for rdr 2 obviously
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
youtube really giving me videos on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. At this point I'm better prepared for it than I am for the next math test.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Weird flex, but my macbook air 2014 battery is at 2445 Cycles and never bloated.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
First thing my new steamdeck did was give me an error message for an download, mere minutes after turning it on for the first time.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Ya'll remember in like 2016, when those ugly nike yeezy where trending
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
How all these Christians feeling, that thought the rapture was happening and didn't get zoomed up?
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Russia has one huge victim complex or sum. Always acting like the victim.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
why I post?
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a man is standing in front of a plane with a quote that says `` i do not fear the dark side as you do '' .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a plane with a quote that says `` i do not fear the dark side as you do '' .
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It's Cleopatra bitch
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The steamdeck really went on sale just when I was about to buy one. Needless to say I bought a steamdeck and saved 20%
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
She's Jessie's girl after all
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Cancelled Disney+, when they asked why I wrote "you cancel Jimmy, I cancel Disney". I never really watched his show, but I also don't support maga censorship.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so what happened to the sexy watto movement ?
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I'm like so close to finishing stray, but I don't want to say goodbye to em robots yet. I love their world :(
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The German memes feed is kinda broken for me, like I can't access it. A big tragedy for me. I'm sick of seeing American politics in the other meme feeds. Please German memes feed, heal, let me back in.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
'Fun' fact: During the German third Reich (not the American knock off version), even though abortions were illegal in general, if the woman's life was at risk, an abortion was allowed and legal. (Rule applied only for German women though)
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
10 days since I got rdr for switch and I've already played 10 hours
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
my roomba is currently cleaning my floor
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
my roomba is weirdly attracted to the space under my bed
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Man @jakethepogg.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
When you want to be racist but you accidentally reveal that you regularly finger your own anus and don't wash your hands:
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
yo I'm so close to finishing Stray. Solid first game to complete in like 2 years or so. Can recommend
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Personally, if a bullet saying "Notices bulges owo whats this?" hit me, I'd refuse to die
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Nintendo direct better drops some nice tomodachi shit today
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Age verification? I was alive before they hit the second tower
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I really do not regret buying rdr. Legit one of the best games I've ever played.
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Theodor @theowashere.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
the new iphone ugly as fuck
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