ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Chicago is perfect until you realize it’s one large interconnecting web tying you back to people you never want to see again. Wdym there’s 2 million people in here and we have the SAME mutual? I’m sick man 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Just spent 20 minutes of my therapy session talking about the importance of spiders 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Kid I babysit for unironically says “yahoo!!” as an exclamation of joy. Really makes you think 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It’s just me and my public finsta against the world 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Wearing an ascot at the straight bar, playing the best pool of my life, mustached men are placing bets on my games, I feel like a God 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Please don’t invite me unless there’s gonna be puppets 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Sisterhood is about to be off the CHARTS this year 😝💕 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I think I’m the worst version of myself when I’m ovulating 100
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Some people fuck the weed man for weed, some people fuck the text man for texts, but I fuck the joke man for jokes 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Mind you I’m rebuking losers rn and this time I MEAN it! 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Walking home drunk in the rain with a bag full of tamales from the chicago tamale guy…. My life is everything I’ve ever dreamed of 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Texting a groupchat with my bosses to see if anyone has a tampon and/or sweet treat 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Why is it so difficult to find an adult sized obstacle course in the Chicagoland area?? I just want to have a beer and then walk on a tight rope in a controlled setting. Surely I’m not the only person who craves that 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Why do nerds in cartoons and sitcoms always have bandaids on their glasses. Who decided that 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Oh my god. And then I’m gonna be OLD and hot?? Jesus Christ. It only gets better 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I’m so young and hot and my life is gonna be so awesome? What the fuck man. That’s so crazy!!!!!!! 100
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 14/03/2026My dad is literally the coolest guy ever like if there was a club for Cool Dads he would deadass be the president 130
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 11/03/2026God I just got butterflies. Gotta make this happen asap it’s imperative for my health 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Desperately need to be alone and shirtless in a massive luscious field of grass and wildflowers 120
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Why does speeding feel sooooooo fucking good like I’ve never felt more sexy and gorgeous than when I’m going 40 over the speed limit? Fucked up honestly 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 06/03/2026To be just a little bit tipsy is to be soooooooooooo beautiful in a mirror 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 04/03/2026One thing about Filipinos is they are always YEARNING!!!!!!!!!!……take that however you will<3 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026For my birthday I took a bunch of photos of my friends because I don’t want to forget my blessings!!!!! Everyone look at them NOW! 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 28/02/202610000000000000000000%. Like at least Catholics have really cunty churches 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 28/02/2026And then receive 3 Hail Marys as the cure for all ur evils. Like wtf is that gonna do for me John 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Ok divas some of my top favs rn are Dilaw, IV OF SPADES, and December Avenue 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Tonight a model gave me his number and my favorite local drag queen asked me to hang out with her sometime. I am feeling famous and rich and untouchably beautiful. I am God’s Favorite 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 28/02/2026As if that’s the WORST thing about being Catholic…… honey do I have some news for you- 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The world is SLEEPING on Filipino indie rock and I need yall to WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Hey guys I just got accepted into circus summer school ;p 😁🫶🏽:D 040
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Person on Facebook marketplace selling their dance pole to live on a sailboat is actually living my dream life timeline 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Ne-Yo started playing at the climbing gym and all the buff 5’6 Filipino men went feral 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026My bad guys, I forgot that this is just the Earthly vessel and that we’re apart of a far more complex system of unending energy and Love. I won’t let it happen again 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Another update: I’ve had a sinus infection for a week now 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 21/02/2026“Bubble guts” makes indigestion sound so silly and whimsical 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 20/02/2026People on FB marketplace loveeeee calling things “MCM” when it’s actually just “MM” (mid and modern) 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I hope all the boys I know are hugging their other boy friends all the time 040
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I hope every room I enter has a bowl of cherry tomatoes waiting for me 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Local twink said i looked buff while i was shaking ass at the club. Huge news for a diva like me I am literally invincible 010
Reposted by ratpatootienora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 07/02/2026YES my dad has been blogging since the 90s YES i am a second generation poster 3653
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Anytime I have at least two beers, there is a bug inside of me that forces me to watch episode five of Heated Rivalry 130
