ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Chicago is perfect until you realize it’s one large interconnecting web tying you back to people you never want to see again. Wdym there’s 2 million people in here and we have the SAME mutual? I’m sick man 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Just spent 20 minutes of my therapy session talking about the importance of spiders 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Kid I babysit for unironically says “yahoo!!” as an exclamation of joy. Really makes you think 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It’s just me and my public finsta against the world 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Wearing an ascot at the straight bar, playing the best pool of my life, mustached men are placing bets on my games, I feel like a God 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Please don’t invite me unless there’s gonna be puppets 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Sisterhood is about to be off the CHARTS this year 😝💕 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I think I’m the worst version of myself when I’m ovulating 100
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Some people fuck the weed man for weed, some people fuck the text man for texts, but I fuck the joke man for jokes 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Mind you I’m rebuking losers rn and this time I MEAN it! 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Walking home drunk in the rain with a bag full of tamales from the chicago tamale guy…. My life is everything I’ve ever dreamed of 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Texting a groupchat with my bosses to see if anyone has a tampon and/or sweet treat 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Why is it so difficult to find an adult sized obstacle course in the Chicagoland area?? I just want to have a beer and then walk on a tight rope in a controlled setting. Surely I’m not the only person who craves that 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Why do nerds in cartoons and sitcoms always have bandaids on their glasses. Who decided that 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I’m so young and hot and my life is gonna be so awesome? What the fuck man. That’s so crazy!!!!!!! 100
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 14/03/2026My dad is literally the coolest guy ever like if there was a club for Cool Dads he would deadass be the president 130
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Desperately need to be alone and shirtless in a massive luscious field of grass and wildflowers 120
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Why does speeding feel sooooooo fucking good like I’ve never felt more sexy and gorgeous than when I’m going 40 over the speed limit? Fucked up honestly 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 06/03/2026To be just a little bit tipsy is to be soooooooooooo beautiful in a mirror 000
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026For my birthday I took a bunch of photos of my friends because I don’t want to forget my blessings!!!!! Everyone look at them NOW! 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Tonight a model gave me his number and my favorite local drag queen asked me to hang out with her sometime. I am feeling famous and rich and untouchably beautiful. I am God’s Favorite 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The world is SLEEPING on Filipino indie rock and I need yall to WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Hey guys I just got accepted into circus summer school ;p 😁🫶🏽:D 040
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Person on Facebook marketplace selling their dance pole to live on a sailboat is actually living my dream life timeline 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Ne-Yo started playing at the climbing gym and all the buff 5’6 Filipino men went feral 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026My bad guys, I forgot that this is just the Earthly vessel and that we’re apart of a far more complex system of unending energy and Love. I won’t let it happen again 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 21/02/2026“Bubble guts” makes indigestion sound so silly and whimsical 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 20/02/2026People on FB marketplace loveeeee calling things “MCM” when it’s actually just “MM” (mid and modern) 010
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I hope all the boys I know are hugging their other boy friends all the time 040
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I hope every room I enter has a bowl of cherry tomatoes waiting for me 020
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Local twink said i looked buff while i was shaking ass at the club. Huge news for a diva like me I am literally invincible 010
Reposted by ratpatootienora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 07/02/2026YES my dad has been blogging since the 90s YES i am a second generation poster 3653
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Anytime I have at least two beers, there is a bug inside of me that forces me to watch episode five of Heated Rivalry 130
Reposted by ratpatootieHunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I just realized everything is real 1622740
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Friends were always kissin on the lips in the 90s. Why did we stop doing that?? And why do my friends not want to do it with me???? I’m fucking sick of this 220
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 05/02/2026So the toddlers LOVED listening to Olivia Dean in class today….. tmrw I will introduce Pharrell and hope for the best 030
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Thinking ab the twinks from my elementary school. Miss u girls hope ur well 110
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Everyday I fall in love with something on Facebook marketplace that I 1) don’t need 2) can’t afford 3) won’t pick up 040
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 02/02/2026What if my bread and butter is just bread and butter 150
ratpatootie @theotime.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Removed social media from my phone so now I scroll thru my camera roll and look at memes I saved when I was 17 020
