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Wally

@theory-cons.bsky.social
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Mostly hobby stuff, like video games. I write and occasionally draw and so forth. (40+, she/her, anti-censorship) Any NSFW items will be tagged using Bluesky's tools and hidden. You're on your own with the cringe.

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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Splat is a Borzoi. Sorry, I'm tired.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Le Chef: artfight.net/~TurtleKA Splat: artfight.net/~Defective_D0G Primary: artfight.net/~Gibsonbobib...
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My three remaining Artfight pieces. I'll post links to the creators in the next post - I have permission to share. 1. Le Chef, a fox who likes to cook. Oil pastel. 2. Splat the Dalmatian running in a field. Alcohol markers. 3. Primary, an alien security guard, on a patrol. Alcohol markers.
Grey Arctic fox with a chefs' hat and glove, making a salad.Dalmatian with pastel spots racing through a field. Snail-like alien with blue "finger"-like shell and eyestalks wandering with a lamp in the dark.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway I've been in a hole and never finished posting Artfight stuff, might get back to that later, I'm tired
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it normal for websites/apps with short logout times and two-factor authentication to feel like pushing that rock up the hill? I feel like half my online time is wasted logging into things, going through 2FA, getting distracted, then going back to see I'm logged out and have to start over.
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Sam 📷 [Resources for Artists] @sambestock.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thank you SO much for 3000 followers! 🤩 To celebrate, let's do a #DTIYS challenge! Any medium, any style, just have fun with it. ✨ Choose one or the other, or both! Make it a study, incorporate a character (or two 😉), or make it a whole scene! Tag me so I can share your work :D #samberef
A stock photo of a white, thin, femme person wearing a red shirt, blue jeans, and tan compression socks, is moving to sit in or stand up from a manual wheelchair.A stock photo of an autumn/fall scene with yellow and orange trees glowing in the sunlight, and thousands of fallen leaves on a shaded path beneath the trees. There are green bushes on the left, and a black, metal fence in the distance.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would if I had the energy to draw, but work is kicking my butt lately.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So my Roe can ride his little Moogle seedpuff around now without flashing everyone behind him in his peacock robes? I'll have to confirm that later...
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 12/08/2026
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Shelly 🦑 @inki-drop.com · 06/08/2026
I drew Momo & Momota 🐻‍❄️ #cuteart #polarbear #trafficcone
Photo of an acrylic marker drawings of a polar bear cub wearing an orange traffic cone on their head, poking their mom in the butt and holding a traffic cone on their paws. There is a rainbow of acrylic markers used in the drawing on the left side of the image. Photo of an acrylic marker drawings of a polar bear cub wearing an orange traffic cone on their head, poking their mom in the butt and holding a traffic cone on their paws
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
After several attempts and a lot of elixirs I got through Necrophobe. Now I'm stuck at Neo ExDeath himself. I just don't have enough party-wide heals and remedies to pick myself back up after Grand Cross and the like. This is when I wish I'd gotten Dancer...
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Currently I'm stuck at the Necrophobe. I've managed to get through his barriers, but immediately got killed by his other attacks. Part of the problem is I only have Hi-Potions for healing right now and I'm wondering if I'm just going to have to grind for cash for 99 elixirs.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The most annoying boss fight so far was against the three little pigs in the Deep Sea Trench. Another example of why I was glad to have a Time Mage - it basically involved me breaking a ton of Thunder Rods, and even then I had to restart once because of a poorly-timed counterattack.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
(WOULD I retry this one? I don't know. Farming Dark Matter is a pain and farming Dragon Fangs is almost as bad, and you NEED those to access the best Chemist stuff. And I'm locked out of at least some blue spells like White Wind and Mighty Guard.)
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My last attempt was Blue Mage, Barbarian, Geomancer and Chemist. I didn't finish that one. (I am proud of myself for at least figuring out that Chemist could confuse some enemies and get Blue spells I didn't expect to be able to get.)
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Best sentence I've read in a while.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That said, if I hadn't had Time Mage (Teleport, Haste/Slow, ability to break elemental rods/use Healing Staff) I probably would've been dead in the water on this run.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Holy Lance is nice, but sometimes hits the "Surprise! Enemy absorbs Holy!" button and then I have to switch back to something that is half as strong. Trying to find something better. It's tough when my only access to theft is a Time Mage with Thief Knife.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ironically, Bartz is my main damage-dealer. Lenna's not horrible with the Kaiser Knuckles but not great, and Faris is mostly there to block attacks and absorb whichever element she needs to absorb. Yoichi's Bow makes Bartz pretty damn powerful.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
VERY physical-heavy as you can see. Fork Tower was basically "sit with reflect on two Time Mages and spam Comet." I probably could've done with one, but Encircle was a risk. I only needed two slabs and only did the third for XP and Meteor.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Watching a streamer (who didn't know the game) have trouble with FFV inspired me to try Four Job Fiesta again. Final party but not my final gear, three out of four slabs obtained (with nothing really left that I need in Kuza.) Going better than I expected.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy V. All jobs are mastered. 
Faris - Dragoon
Lenna - Monk
Bartz - Ranger
Krile - Time Mage
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
A crappy photoshop paint image with a red star on blue, in comic sans is the message 'some people on the internet aren't American'
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Lovely picture of my Ishgardian elezen lady on the left :D
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 25/07/2026
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 02/08/2026
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So is there a way to get a Toyhouse account without just poking people? I really hate bothering people.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'd planned to do a few revenges today (trying to revenge everyone who attacked me even if they don't turn out to be super-detailed) but I've been in a work call for hours now :(
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah, that dress isn't going to fit anymore anyway.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Back in the day I posted this pic with the caption, "Am... am I a joke to you?" Glad someone else had the same thought.
A scene of a new adventurer talking to Momodi in Ul'dah, with the text, "I also manage the Adventurers' Guild here in Ul'dah. So you might say that lookin' after green adventurers like yourself is my vocation." The new adventure is  a green-skinned Roegadyn man.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If I'd been familiar with 1.0 at all, I would've probably understood, but either I completely missed the exposition that shared more of those details in 2.0, or they just weren't there.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I had no idea that Ascians possessed their victims and the game hadn't been super clear (to me) about Thancred's relationship with the rest of the Scions, so I had assumed that Thancred was a mole or a traitor and had always been an Ascian, not that he'd been possessed in mid-game.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In my first playthrough of ARR, after Minfilia's rescue, I had no idea what Ascians really were and I was sitting there thinking, "Why are you saying 'poor Thancred?' He literally betrayed us! Why are we acting like he's a victim??" Fortunately, Minfilia explained not long after.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Knees are okay for now. Ankles, however, are very angry and I don't know why. Would lemons help? I doubt they'd make it worse.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you see this, post a smiling OC~
A large green man in athletic clothes smiling and wiping his browLarge green man in a blue shirt looking to the side and smiling.Large green man in a purple outfit, pointing something out to the weasel on his shoulder and smiling.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Also on bsky today. - Someone makes a post - Dozens of people agree - Seriously everyone I saw posting commentary on the post agreed - A few people quote-retweet and also agree - I cannot stress enough that there were no arguments - Look again today - Original post is gone - ?????
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I really think that "doesn't freeze my system and make my second HDMI monitor completely useless" should be the bare minimum for software design goals, you know?
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tried to play it. It's crashed twice, and after crash number two, my computer won't recognize my second monitor anymore. I think I'll give them some time to fix the game. Pity, it looks interesting.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(Placeholder for my next attack - they have in their permissions that they would prefer to be asked if we can post their characters first. I'll reply here if they say yes.)
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had to ask the ONE GUY who hates chocolate.
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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.northsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sin that must be eternally punished is a culturally Christian idea that you can and should reject. If someone admits wrongdoing and changes their behavior, that's the desired outcome. You don't continue to punish because you then signal there's no point to contrition at all, you're damned either way
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hope radioactive opossum wizard gets more cute attacks, he is just a little guy artfight.net/character/62...
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm glad, I couldn't stop giggling so I'm glad it made you laugh too!
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe my last one for a bit as I've met all my goals and I'm a little tired. We'll see. This was colored pencils (in this case Prismacolors - this and the opossum lady were Prismas, the other colored pencil sketches were my old Crayolas.)
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And #artfight attack 22. This is a bit of a meme for another of @magitekwitch.bsky.social 's old men. I couldn't resist. Please, do not get him started about the bones.
 An older gentleman is standing beside a picture of himself (a screenshot from Rogue Trader which is similar to him except for a red eye implant and some kinda odd cloak... bone... thing.) He is visibly exasperated and throwing his hands in the air. The text at the bottom says, "They just can't get my eye right!"  Colored with colored pencil.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is #artfight attack #21, Mr. Stinkypickles seconds before disaster. More oil pastels. Yep, he's a blur. This is definitely intentional. Character created by stealingpotatoes.bsky.social.
A fast grey longhaired cat (Mr. Stinkypickles) is about to ram into a green jar of pickles on a shelf, demonstrating his name quite accurately.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Case in point: Next image.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Am I improving at using oil pastels? I don't know, I objectively cannot tell. They are fun, though. I just wish the blenders I got with them lasted longer than a few months of work.
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is #artfight attack #20. Character created by artfight.net/~Jayzghostz - I just really wanted to draw her hair. Oil pastels. (I did try to correct nose/lips to be a bit higher in contrast, but I think I botched them a bit in the process so didn't rescan. This is a finicky medium.)
A teenaged girl with a grey shirt, star necklace, black/white sleeves and a lot of red hair, looking at the camera and smirking subtly. (I was trying for a portrait-style with a sticker-style background... it's kind of a semi-realistic take. I really just saw her and just had to try, especially for the hair.)
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Attack #19 for #artfight - I saw this creature and had to try to draw them. Silky crayons. I'm pretty much out of green now. :) Character created by artfight.net/~Spirit_The_...
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Wally @theory-cons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#artfight attack #18. Cute simple characters for this one, with silky crayons. Characters created by artfight.net/~NosiNess.
A trio of characters standing outside in a meadow. Left to right - a cheering red apple, a sleepy orange sitting in the grass, and a happy, talkative keychain with a pink star.
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