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Theoretical Jack

@theoreticaljack.bsky.social
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Saving questionable art, drinking whiskey and theoretically Jack.

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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 16h
What they're saying there isn't even remotely true, at that. Silly children.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ravenalternative has come to Eorzea! But seriously, love the look. Low bangs ALWAYS works.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here you go, a more fitting reaction. Also, go watch Detroit Metal City.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A Sammie-pheltie cosplay idea, huh
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for the wonderful art.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you. It's been a day.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fire writing
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know if it's because I've been fat most of my life, but hack squats haven't really been doing much for my calves. Everyone kept going "yeah bro your calves are gonna scream bro yeah bro bro" and it was just a letdown: Have these cats from Pearl's Ragdolls as a bonus.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Paint me like one of your french sluts"
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Is that Seras Victoria?
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I made a few of these with my morning voice for my ex. Found them later on and basically cringed into a raisin form on the spot.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I've been inspired by so many artists for different things in life. Drawing is now fun because I'm not trying to be good, but just trying to put something to digital paper. ... I've decided it's a mythical pig-angel. Was gonna be a fat cat, but I let it run on it's own.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
For the first time ever, I have a cast iron pan. It's some crappy cast from Taiwan made in the 90's, but cleaning and seasoning it was more fun than I thought it'd be. Lets hope this doesn't become a new obsession.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Sorry for messing with it. I wanted to see how removing some of the negative space affected it. This might look even more fantastic on a longer piece of parchment, but I'm not sure. The original is fantastic by itself!
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Perfection. That skirt makes me wanna go feral outside and bite something
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I'll just add the context here. I do not understand how taking this out of it's context is somehow continuing a discussion. I wont even imply you were trying to for a sort of a gotcha-moment, because I know you're not doing it maliciously.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It was raining a little bit.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Minced meat marinaded overnight in a lunchbox in the fridge. Ragu alla bolognese sauce, chopped onion, blackhorn mushroom, basil. There's some olive oil in there as well. Next time need to add a couple of tomatoes, but this turned out delicious.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Damn, didnt see that in the reviews. I just broke the battery cover off of mine, but thats because clumsy. The 41 has been good otherwise, but the rounded corners make it a little hard to hold in some angles.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
But I know I'm not on a solid flooooor
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Shale
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The local lunch place has a burger thats about the size of my two fists. Not even too expensive, since it's 2 meals.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I, too, have slept under 4 hours last night.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Unfortunately, I dont think thay gif works. So...
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Excellent.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
My honest reaction
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Also, a Cocchi Americano and gin 50/50 is absolutely my favourite thing.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The best thing about being drunk alone at home is that you dont need to worry about what others thinks. My balance is always the first to go, can stumble around freely!
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Yanagi will forever remain the best pink-haired OL.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I was laughing out loud just now, because we have the same hair but the character mood couldnt possibly be different
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
We usually have more, though this is just a frozen lake outside my office. Here's one of the streets from a little bit back. Almost no snow; usually the roadsides are heaped with it until the trucks take it away every once in a while.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Finland, center parts of the country. We've had around -2c and -6c for weeks now. Barely got any snow this year, which is sad.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Just give him, like, the absolute beast muscles part 3 Dio had and hands on hip and you're done. Easy sexy manmeat
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The pictures dont make it justice, but it's raining more snow than the snowplows can handle.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's cold and it's dark (camera lights everything up, it's just about pitch black outside) but goddamn if a bicycle ride through that doesnt just jolt you awake.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I have learned that Bsky lets you add multiple images from your phone but only posts 4 in one post.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
New York was a fun place, even if tiring.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Thats a beautiful photo. Have some from the way to work in the old office as a trade.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Dont mind the tremble; arms are tired from a too intense workout.
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Theoretical Jack @theoreticaljack.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
It's foggy today. You're supposed to be able to clearly see the other bank of that lake.
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