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theonlyjunedoe

@theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social
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I think most everything is funny. Got the MS & cats. Atheopian. I don't always type correctly. Use context clues. My posts may be wrong. Minutia selective. No DMs. 🖇 You can mute me. I post a lot to help me remember. ICE took my neighbor.

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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 8h
Some people in my own family know me uncomfortably too much. This was sent without comment and randomly. When I asked, the reply, "Nothing really...Thinking of you." 😏😁
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 12h
Shero.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A friend brought me garage sale finds & a whole mess of fries. I was sad, these ragged boots didn't fit me. Also, they have pretty big heal that not sure about that. 🤪 However, 2 purses fit me fine & dandy. 1 hand painted. The 2nd is a knock-off. 🤣 Also,a crystal necklace/choker. Upcycled fries.❤️
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feeling fancy and thankful. Lots of awesome here. I think, generally speaking, I am usually surrounded by awesome.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not eating this shit... "MAN" Food.... 😂😂😂💀
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Crisper?
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
crystallize not criticizing...😂 Like a creme brulee? Crispy
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yes..my fingernails are dirty. I'm doing outside work.Yes, that is part of my hand tattoos that needs to be reinked... But... if you look to the left... that is a giant beautiful moth... taking a nap on the porch. The big ones always nap here to be sure they're ready for the house lamps/spiderwebs
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Will throw the cooler out once the babies hatch.... I am accepted by both nests... Probably because I leave them the fuck alone.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have 2 yellow jackets nests in my backyard. I saved one nest this year... because I left a cooler outside and forgot about it. Half opened and full of shit water.... my bad. Not great for anyone. I moved it while the guards tracked my every move. I never get stung. I am watched... never stung.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My best friend made me a blanket.... It's more like my grown-up binkie. I love my frieds.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The two wasps nests in my back yard. One was in a thing of nasty old rain water. I went to empty the bucket. Sure, everyone on the wasp nest started to speed their butts up in warning. And I waited and slowly emptied the nasty bucket. I never get stung... generations never sting me. Pretty cool.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's a giant fossil that I found on a birthday outting with a friend.... think it should count. Giant means bigger than my 2 hands.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is bigger than both of my hands. One of my best friends (R.I.P) took me rock and fossil digging for one of my birthdays. *Note-He would love that I maybe used his death to possibly score more points in this bid for attention. 😂✌️
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I bought this old bright pink houserobe as a joke to my favorite friend down the street... sort of a "Can you see me now?"...She is in her 80's and had eye surgery and was feeling bummed. Anyway, put this in a bag for the trash. Guess we aren't throwing it away after all. Riverside is a no.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
100% this.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Well.... 👀
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
And emails of LOVE....
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
And emails OF LOVE...
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
AND .... 👀
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I don't remember which of you all made a video about saving hair, fur and strings scraps for outside for the birds to make use of. I made a pile. All winter week here. 😂Going in an open basket up in a tree... lower branches.... with some smaller twigs I found. It's like a Lowe's Depot for birds.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThv94FMd/
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This looks beautiful. No sun today. Supposed to rain. I did catch a picture of one of the wild cats from the neighborhood yesterday. He seemed very comfortable in the yard. 😂 Had a bath... laid on his back.... had a nap. The grass has started back. Life is good.😍😂
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
R.I.P. My sweetest boy, Shorty. 2.16.26
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
2/Cheese and Crackers. What a month. Painting. Re: Alex Abel
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My kid's cat Shorty may have eaten something he wasn't supposed to and have a blockage. Already back at the vet now. My oldest cat Friskie Dingo a.k.a. Big Grey has stopped using the litter box and only uses pee pads. He is fine but also 21 years old. And if he stops using the pads, decision time.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Abbott
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I couldn't post this from TikTok to Bluesky... So I took a screenshot....
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It has begun..... 👀 Imagine Dragons - Radioactive youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU?...
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Welp I have small MS seizures now. That's new. Twice a month by ambulance 4 days the first stay hospital and 2 days this stay. We did more testing. And I peed in a trashcan while confused.... classy. I will say this is the weirdest recovery feelings of anything I have experienced.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Post a picture you have....
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@chef-bruce.bsky.social I did it. Turned out great... still not like a pie... but, REALLY delicious and pretty damn close. Think I need to makes some small adjustments to my orange zest... also, just remembered I forgot the SALT... 🤦‍♀️. Try again tomorrow. Also, might try some greek yogurt...🤔 TY
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My search ...
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
FYI... Same thoughts. Fucking Baghdad Bobber out here thinking he's still on his PlayStation.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
They boxed in ONE CAR.... What's does he need a fucking rifle for... these men all plie out ready to kill. This wasn't the place of war on the streets...until Trump et al.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Caught Friskie Dingo.... Paw in the taco BUSTED. Tbf.... he was grabbing for a jalapeño slice... he would have been disappointed. But he kept trying.... and I caught a picture. 😂🤣😂🤣😂😍😼
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
HEADS-UP. Can't post the video... she is in other platforms that I am not. WOMAN'S WALKOUT. JANUARY 20TH I'm sure Google and pur other groups will be posting shorty. FOR OUR FAMILIES. FOR OUR CHILDREN.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Handful of cranberries, one cubbed apple, one diced jalapeño in a pan of water... boil and use your potato smashers until it's all boiled down mush.... Add if needed 1-2 teaspoons of sugar/sugar substitute to taste. I didn't even need to add anything to thinking it. Jam for my toast.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I was discharged. So no holidays in the hospital. Follow up needed.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I am at the hospital. Maybe have to stay a 2nd night. I passed out, couldn't be revived by family. Fire&Rescue and EMS got to me and I don't remember any if it. We are not sure yet if I have heart issues or something else. Have a knot on my head and wires on me. Been on baby aspirin today. 🤷‍♀️
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Quick and Easy Drop Biscuits Recipe share.google/WWb4hlGChW8f...
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
You know that thing where someone asks you to lunch... and youndo want to see them, because of course.... But then they sort of have you trapped at the lunch table.... and it's the perfect trap to show you ALL of their recent trip photos? Yeah. It's a thing. 😂😍
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
These shriveled up little nuggets are my successfully dehydrated cranberries... a little caramelized... 😁🤪 All wrinkled and ready to be stored. 😂 Delicious.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Well, my venture to dehydrate some cranberries has gone less than well. Birds already eating what was thrown out. Going to get more crans....see what can be done about it. Either it works or the birds get fat. 😂 I'm so not ready for pineapple. 8 hours and 0 shrinkage.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I went with Carbs.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Shorty. Voted most likely to steal your breath while sleeping every years for the past 5 years running. His moods. 🙄😂 Today's mood to randomly swat at legs and feet because you have invaded his space by being on Earth. A new couple of toys later he has temporarily tempered his mood... for now...
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