Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15hSen. Eric Schmitt is an international laughingstock. He’s up for reelection in 2028, so we’ll have to work on him later. 46871821808
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦George David Allen @georgedallen.bsky.social · 16h“Gentlemen, Schmitty here may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot.” 112313
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Mitch Roth @mitchroth1.bsky.social · 16hopen.substack.com/pub/borowitz...open.substack.comEric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the GroundA wild attempt at a “gotcha” moment resulted in the ass/hole-in-ground mix-up. 514619
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16hThe Missouri senate delegation does J6. 401353255
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17h100% should follow him around for the rest of what’s left of his political career. His 2028 VP hopes were dashed in two minutes and I love that for him. 58580321702
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 23hTriggers my ancient throwing poop ancestry. youtu.be/SSeVdQRS9WY?...youtu.beLeavitt Accidentally Goes LIVE ON INSTAGRAM, Embarrasses TRUMP!YouTube video by Luke Beasley 011
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23h1. Garland had to sue for testimony of 14 critical witnesses w/o which there'd be no case. The court took a year to rule 2. Garland began investigating Trump when he got to DOJ. He did not wait 2 years 3. Twitter delayed the probe 4 months 4. The J6 cmte delayed it by another 2 months 5. SCOTUS 971332404
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026God damn it. Embarrassingly stupid. youtube.com/shorts/OOLTT...youtube.comREPUBLICAN SENATOR HUMILIATES HIMSELF WHILE TRYING TO ACCUSE JACK SMITH OF PERJURYYouTube video by Devin 021
🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know who isn’t talking about the Cornell 7? The same ones who wanted to “protect” girls in sports and women in bathrooms. 0198
🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good Morning everyone! It’s National Coffee Day! 2133
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every bit of this 👇 573158264065
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Still wondering why people are fed up with the system? 8836581413
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Parents do your job raising your sons to respect women. Cornell University better hit these young men HARD. How much money did they give Trump? I would like to know. They seem confident that no action is ok. 195
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Carole King duets with her younger self at BST Hyde Park in 2016. #tapestrivr #bsthydepark #caroleking #naturalwoman 521088182
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 28/09/2026Derrick Van Orden makes it clear Wisconsin: he's with Trump, not you 26487152
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Strong headline in this editorial in the Marietta Journal in Ohio Ohio is grappling with a 3rd measles outbreak 441258440
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/09/2026After Donald Trump's pathetic display in front of China's president last week, I realized that he has never realized that in all his attempts to embarrass his rivals, Trump only embarrasses himself. And there is one final humiliation for Trump coming. (Link below) 801311313
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/09/2026⛽️ Florida’s gas prices rose 18 cents last week before declining 6 cents through the weekend. On Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37. That’s $1.42 per gallon more than last year. The average driver is now paying $65 to fill their tank, as opposed to $44 at this time last year.orlandosentinel.comFlorida gas prices rose 18 cents last weekOn Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37, according to NWS Melbourne. 3132545997
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When that orange asshole finally leaves the WH, and he WILL be leaving, the American people need to sue him and the rest of his criminal syndicate of a so-called family, for every fucking dime they stole from us. Every. Fucking. Dime. 1952887607
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 28/09/2026Rand Paul is blocking cybersecurity and immigration bills to keep re-litigating Fauci and Covid while infrastructure protections lapse and even his own party admits it's a mess. He's not obstructing to protect anyone. A grudge just makes better TV than legislating.politico.comPaul emerges as a roadblock to homeland security effortsSenators say it’s a "challenge" to work with Senate Homeland Security Chair Rand Paul to pass major cybersecurity and immigration legislation. 21412
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Covid cave dweller @mariablack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026😂🤣🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ 6204
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the country was being run this bad by a Democrat, Corporate Media would be running 1 hour specials every night about how the economy is 💩 and asking “Why won’t the President just resign.” 811877494
🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Job interview and cardiologist appointment today, wish me luck 5170
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/08/2026Luttig has been and remains one of the most consistent, honest conservatives in America. 22998267
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Peppa Pax Pippa 🕊️☮️✌🏼 @peppapaxpippa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026These men felt that justice for gang rape would be served by an essay written by the rapists Michael I. Kotlikoff President Brian White Vice president/ general counsel Ryan T. Lombardi Vice President for Student and Campus Life Robert A. Harrington Provost for Medical Alfairs/ Dean of Medicine 1412397
🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That Jets running back Brealon Allen needs to trade to Detroit or Baltimore so I can get a B Allen jersey 050
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fucking maggots are gullible as shit... Trump literally bought them off with discounted booze 🍺🍺🍺 Yup, Tennessee offered 50% off alcohol inside Neyland Stadium starting at 9AM to help get people inside early due to Mr. Trump's attendance... Now I'm definitely voting for him! twitter.com 156726
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sorry, James, but Mr. Paxton is busy using his fake Uber account to fuck his mistresses... I'm sure he'll be back soon. Maybe call his wife?twitter.com 517242
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 26/09/2026NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to turn an outdated skyscraper building in the city into 4,000 units of affordable housing. Instead of creating destructive data centers that destroy lives as well as the ecosystem for dark profit, this leader chooses to help people instead. More of this please. 12665761699
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every single one of these people view their government appointments as an opportunity to promote themselves and make money grifting while we pay them to do it. 23150581283
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Referring to the Chinese president, the host asked “If you were president, would you throw him a big dinner?” “I would not be throwing him a dinner,” Trump declared. “I’d get him a McDonald’s hamburger.” 😂 www.mediaite.com/media/tv/jak...mediaite.comJake Tapper Digs Up Clip of Trump Mocking Obama-Xi State Dinner: ‘Get Down To Work’CNN’s Jake Tapper aired an old clip of President Donald Trump blasting then-President Barack Obama for hosting Chinese President Xi Jinping for a state dinner in 2015. 991783596
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anyone trying to get their country to withdraw from the ICC is almost certainly involved in organised crime. It's a no brainer. 221222292
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.lol · 26/09/2026TY, Beth. Woohoo! It's #FridayNightParties 🎉🐾🍕🕺💃 @pmpearson.bsky.social @ericlars2.bsky.social @dawnbritten.bsky.social @janejune.bsky.social @chef-bruce.bsky.social @bfwhiteman.bsky.social @lynnrn.bsky.social @aldamar.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol 51813
🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026www.foxbusiness.com/technology/f...foxbusiness.comFormer Secret Service cybercrime expert weighs in on privacy after hackers breach stolen Flock cameraHackers stole a Flock Safety license plate camera and extracted 1.6 million images, but a former Secret Service expert says the cloud wasn't breached. 152
🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026www.fox4news.com/news/texas-l...fox4news.comCriminal complaint filed against Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick over AI attack adsTexas State Rep. Vikki Goodwin, the Democratic nominee for Texas Lt. Governor, has filed a criminal complaint against current Lt. Governor Dan Patrick over two AI attack ads. 032
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦M.T. Nestor🦜 @mt-nestor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy 1 year birthday to me! On Bluesky, at least! This pack is full of amazingly friendly, welcoming people who make this place worth coming to every day! Thank you to all of you! go.bsky.app/CB6pj2t 6920689
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And they said SCOTUS couldn’t be bought — unless of course it’s China 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️twitter.com 0339
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Goodnight 🌙 Oh…. and Netanyahu says that America “deserved 9/11” during his speech at the UN General Assembly. Cool, huh? 59208144
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s a cult. bsky.app/profile/atru... 1251199215
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026The elections have begun! Make your dollar go further with our data-driven impact fund! #BlueWaveIn40Days secure.actblue.com/donate/mswbl...secure.actblue.comSupport the MSW Blue Wave Impact Fund!Show your support with a contribution. 17882316
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 24/09/2026Whatdya think about 2 more years of whatever this is? 70645192
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump refusing to let some media outlets cover him, and the solidarity of other media outlets calling bullshit, led to one of the greatest self-owns in my lifetime. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed 27661271
Reposted by 🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦Clareraynor 🐸 @clareraynor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Please keep saying his name Major Jason Watson,do not let his patriotic stand be forgotten thankyou 💙💙 1168