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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦

@chef-bruce.bsky.social
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Corporate Chef, Pitmaster, unemployed. Resistor. No maga, and unsolicited DMs earn you a insta-block “We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams” Willy Wonka

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15h
Sen. Eric Schmitt is an international laughingstock. He’s up for reelection in 2028, so we’ll have to work on him later.
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George David Allen @georgedallen.bsky.social · 16h
“Gentlemen, Schmitty here may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot.”
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Mitch Roth @mitchroth1.bsky.social · 16h
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Eric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the Ground
A wild attempt at a “gotcha” moment resulted in the ass/hole-in-ground mix-up.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16h
The Missouri senate delegation does J6.
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17h
100% should follow him around for the rest of what’s left of his political career. His 2028 VP hopes were dashed in two minutes and I love that for him.
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 23h
Triggers my ancient throwing poop ancestry. youtu.be/SSeVdQRS9WY?...
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Leavitt Accidentally Goes LIVE ON INSTAGRAM, Embarrasses TRUMP!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23h
1. Garland had to sue for testimony of 14 critical witnesses w/o which there'd be no case. The court took a year to rule 2. Garland began investigating Trump when he got to DOJ. He did not wait 2 years 3. Twitter delayed the probe 4 months 4. The J6 cmte delayed it by another 2 months 5. SCOTUS
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theonlyjunedoe @theonlyjunedoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God damn it. Embarrassingly stupid. youtube.com/shorts/OOLTT...
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REPUBLICAN SENATOR HUMILIATES HIMSELF WHILE TRYING TO ACCUSE JACK SMITH OF PERJURY
YouTube video by Devin
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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know who isn’t talking about the Cornell 7? The same ones who wanted to “protect” girls in sports and women in bathrooms.
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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good Morning everyone! It’s National Coffee Day!
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still wondering why people are fed up with the system?
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Parents do your job raising your sons to respect women. Cornell University better hit these young men HARD. How much money did they give Trump? I would like to know. They seem confident that no action is ok.
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Carole King duets with her younger self at BST Hyde Park in 2016. #tapestrivr #bsthydepark #caroleking #naturalwoman
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 28/09/2026
Derrick Van Orden makes it clear Wisconsin: he's with Trump, not you
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Strong headline in this editorial in the Marietta Journal in Ohio Ohio is grappling with a 3rd measles outbreak
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/09/2026
After Donald Trump's pathetic display in front of China's president last week, I realized that he has never realized that in all his attempts to embarrass his rivals, Trump only embarrasses himself. And there is one final humiliation for Trump coming. (Link below)
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⛽️ Florida’s gas prices rose 18 cents last week before declining 6 cents through the weekend. On Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37. That’s $1.42 per gallon more than last year. The average driver is now paying $65 to fill their tank, as opposed to $44 at this time last year.
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Florida gas prices rose 18 cents last week
On Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37, according to NWS Melbourne.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When that orange asshole finally leaves the WH, and he WILL be leaving, the American people need to sue him and the rest of his criminal syndicate of a so-called family, for every fucking dime they stole from us. Every. Fucking. Dime.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 28/09/2026
Rand Paul is blocking cybersecurity and immigration bills to keep re-litigating Fauci and Covid while infrastructure protections lapse and even his own party admits it's a mess. He's not obstructing to protect anyone. A grudge just makes better TV than legislating.
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Paul emerges as a roadblock to homeland security efforts
Senators say it’s a "challenge" to work with Senate Homeland Security Chair Rand Paul to pass major cybersecurity and immigration legislation.
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Covid cave dweller @mariablack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😂🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the country was being run this bad by a Democrat, Corporate Media would be running 1 hour specials every night about how the economy is 💩 and asking “Why won’t the President just resign.”
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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Job interview and cardiologist appointment today, wish me luck
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/08/2026
Luttig has been and remains one of the most consistent, honest conservatives in America.
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Peppa Pax Pippa 🕊️☮️✌🏼 @peppapaxpippa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These men felt that justice for gang rape would be served by an essay written by the rapists Michael I. Kotlikoff President Brian White Vice president/ general counsel Ryan T. Lombardi Vice President for Student and Campus Life Robert A. Harrington Provost for Medical Alfairs/ Dean of Medicine
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A 7 hour sexual assault
The young girl left school
Traumatized
These 4 grown ass men felt the punishment for the BOYS should be "writing a fucking essay"
Michael I. Kotlikoff
President
Brian White
Cornell University's vice president and general counsel
Ryan T. Lombardi
Vice President for Student and Campus Life
Robert A. Harrington
Provost for Medical Alfairs; Stephen and Suzanne Weiss
Dean of Weil Cornell Medicine
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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Jets running back Brealon Allen needs to trade to Detroit or Baltimore so I can get a B Allen jersey
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucking maggots are gullible as shit... Trump literally bought them off with discounted booze 🍺🍺🍺 Yup, Tennessee offered 50% off alcohol inside Neyland Stadium starting at 9AM to help get people inside early due to Mr. Trump's attendance... Now I'm definitely voting for him!
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry, James, but Mr. Paxton is busy using his fake Uber account to fuck his mistresses... I'm sure he'll be back soon. Maybe call his wife?
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to turn an outdated skyscraper building in the city into 4,000 units of affordable housing. Instead of creating destructive data centers that destroy lives as well as the ecosystem for dark profit, this leader chooses to help people instead. More of this please.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every single one of these people view their government appointments as an opportunity to promote themselves and make money grifting while we pay them to do it.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Referring to the Chinese president, the host asked “If you were president, would you throw him a big dinner?” “I would not be throwing him a dinner,” Trump declared. “I’d get him a McDonald’s hamburger.” 😂 www.mediaite.com/media/tv/jak...
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Jake Tapper Digs Up Clip of Trump Mocking Obama-Xi State Dinner: ‘Get Down To Work’
CNN’s Jake Tapper aired an old clip of President Donald Trump blasting then-President Barack Obama for hosting Chinese President Xi Jinping for a state dinner in 2015.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone trying to get their country to withdraw from the ICC is almost certainly involved in organised crime. It's a no brainer.
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ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.lol · 26/09/2026
TY, Beth. Woohoo! It's #FridayNightParties 🎉🐾🍕🕺💃 @pmpearson.bsky.social @ericlars2.bsky.social @dawnbritten.bsky.social @janejune.bsky.social @chef-bruce.bsky.social @bfwhiteman.bsky.social @lynnrn.bsky.social @aldamar.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol
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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Former Secret Service cybercrime expert weighs in on privacy after hackers breach stolen Flock camera
Hackers stole a Flock Safety license plate camera and extracted 1.6 million images, but a former Secret Service expert says the cloud wasn't breached.
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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Criminal complaint filed against Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick over AI attack ads
Texas State Rep. Vikki Goodwin, the Democratic nominee for Texas Lt. Governor, has filed a criminal complaint against current Lt. Governor Dan Patrick over two AI attack ads.
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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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M.T. Nestor🦜 @mt-nestor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 1 year birthday to me! On Bluesky, at least! This pack is full of amazingly friendly, welcoming people who make this place worth coming to every day! Thank you to all of you! go.bsky.app/CB6pj2t
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And they said SCOTUS couldn’t be bought — unless of course it’s China 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goodnight 🌙 Oh…. and Netanyahu says that America “deserved 9/11” during his speech at the UN General Assembly. Cool, huh?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a cult. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
The elections have begun! Make your dollar go further with our data-driven impact fund! #BlueWaveIn40Days secure.actblue.com/donate/mswbl...
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Support the MSW Blue Wave Impact Fund!
Show your support with a contribution.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 24/09/2026
Whatdya think about 2 more years of whatever this is?
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump refusing to let some media outlets cover him, and the solidarity of other media outlets calling bullshit, led to one of the greatest self-owns in my lifetime. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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Clareraynor 🐸 @clareraynor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please keep saying his name Major Jason Watson,do not let his patriotic stand be forgotten thankyou 💙💙
Major Jason Watson standing on Capitol steps with sign 
IMPEACH CONVICT REMOVE
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