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@theonesean.bsky.social
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We don’t want to hail Caesar, we want to hail a cab.

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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 12h
nice
screenshot of a database app showing text: "1 of 69,969 rows selected". I am a child.
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wildly cool. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/s...
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In an $80 Motel Room, a Discovery to Shed Light on the Origins of Life (Gift Article)
A scrappy science project led to a significant discovery: two new species of a rare organism that could elucidate a fundamental transition in the history of life on our planet.
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
every time I see someone wearing commes des garçons i can’t help but read the ‘CDG’ as Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
pronouncing envelope like penelope
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
PSA: the plural of cannon is cannon
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the adoption of tech in sports seems to be inspiring a level of techno-chauvinism where we lose any nuance about the flaws and inaccuracy of tech compared to humans.
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
my toxic trait is that I feel manually taring scales is for weaklings. just do the math in your head
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
unqualified impunity
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
One of the things I really like about RCV is that, in elections where there are multiple acceptable candidates, it makes it possible to avoid a lot of the overhead of “tactical” voting, which has always seemed undemocratic and distasteful to me.
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
four bluegrass waltzes in a row to start my Discover Weekly this week. waltzmaxxing am I
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Siri stop putting so many goddamn commas in my dictation challenge
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Google's default select popup _doesn't even include the option to search Google_, y'know, like Chrome does when you highlight any text. jfc
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Apple dictation, I promise I’m always referring to the mode of transportation, not the sandwich restaurant. please never ever ever capitalize the S in Subway.
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
honestly AI is great but I wish that Apple could develop a feature that would detect when I only have one earbud in and switch the audio to mono
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
good gracious ass loquacious
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
wysiwyg was a mistake
teams message: "lol see i never bold the colon when i'm taking notes like this bc i don't want to select the text next to the colon, start typing, and have it all be bold"
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
please please please don’t let me be misunderstood
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
writing pet peeve: saying that you “self-x’d yourself” is redundant—if you taught yourself violin, you self-taught. saying both is unnecessary. in today’s Athletic
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
small MTA annoyance: I used to be able to swipe my Metrocard and go thru the turnstile without breaking stride. OMNY takes just a fraction of a second longer but it totally messes up the rhythm of my steps
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Hutch++ @johnhutch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
But Sean. It makes me feel icky talking about sexy fun and kinks with my daughters. I don’t like doing that so this shouldn’t exist.
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A lot of the criticism here smells like "what will my 12-year-old niece think about this" and, like, whether or not the album cover is harmful/misogynistic, it is not Sabrina Carpenter's responsibility to make art that's anodyne enough to be palatable and unharmful to 12-year-olds.
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I hope this email ties you to a kitchen chair, breaks your throne, cuts your hair, and from your lips, it draws the hallelujah
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
unintentional poetry in the Gothamist's (lack of) copyediting their breaking news alerts
screenshot of headline from Gothamist breaking news email:

Judge permanently dismisses corruption charges against Mayor Adams
Mayor Eric Adams’ legal battle has ended after a federal judge permanently dismissed his corruption case, leaving the mayor free of his charges but politically battered by allegations (begin highlighted text) that the dismal leave beholden to President Donald Trump. (end highlighted text)
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Jasons Statham
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
google's AI is literally 100 years out of date (and unhelpful for studying for the NYC Sightseer's Guide test) the last time MSG was at Madison Square Park was literally in 1925
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
i used to teach my CS students that computers are "smart in a dumb way" -- i.e. powerful, but extremely literal. if you tell it to do something, even if it's questionable or wrong, it'll do it. LLMs reverse this paradigm; i'd call them "dumb in a smart way," making assumptions to get an answer.
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i wish there were a setting that i could tick on that would indicate to Windows that i will _never, ever, ever_ want to open _anything_ in Microsoft Edge
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
“man cannot live on bread alone” speak for yourself dude I love bread
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
pet peeve: when people use x instead of × to mean multiplication (I need that rotational symmetry)
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
better living through algorithmic suggestion
Amazon suggesting that I purchase approximately 20 identical meat grinder kitchenaid attachments
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
all I want for my birthday is manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
trump courting the socialist vote by running for president from prison
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Sean @theonesean.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/07/…
newyorker.com
“The Ferguson Report: An Erasure”
A poet redacts the Department of Justice investigation of police bias and brutality in Ferguson, Missouri, revealing larger lyric insights about American life.
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