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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And honoured to be so! Thank you Jonathon - tho you have surely surpassed him some time ago in your eminence...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The paperback edition of Vinciness is at the printers ready for publication on 2 June! You can pre order here - only a tenner! 4vuhcf-5g.myshopify.com/products/vin...
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Vinciness – paperback edition pre-order
Vinciness (eng. noun. pron. Vincz-ee-ness) Definition 1 . the state of being immersed in the beauty of a game. 2. to describe a moment of promise cut short by carelessness, or recklessness, or bad luc...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
New and FREE at our Substack - link in replies
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My new book, Vinciness, limited to 102 copies, is available here: 4vuhcf-5g.myshopify.com/products/vin...
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Vinciness, or The Unbearable Sadness of Batting
Vinciness (eng. noun. pron. Vincz-ee-ness) Definition 1 . the state of being immersed in the beauty of a game. 2. to describe a moment of promise cut short by carelessness, or recklessness, or bad luc...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
An extract of Vinciness, plus details on how to order. A few copies still available...https://arrangements.substack.com/p/the-cover-drive-is-decadent-and-depraved
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My new book, Vinciness, limited to 102 copies, is available here: 4vuhcf-5g.myshopify.com/products/vin...
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Vinciness, or The Unbearable Sadness of Batting
Vinciness (eng. noun. pron. Vincz-ee-ness) Definition 1 . the state of being immersed in the beauty of a game. 2. to describe a moment of promise cut short by carelessness, or recklessness, or bad luc...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Fear and Loathing at May's Bounty
When John Arlott went Gonzo...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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We need some new adjectives for Phil Salt
The game's lingua franca must catch up with events on batting's latest wild frontier
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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The Hundred: winners
Was it really only a week ago that the Hundred concluded in a truly boring finish? It appears so. And now that the smoke has cleared, we present those who were triumphant under its auspices...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Three of the LOSERS from this year's Hundred... NEW and FREE at our Substack arrangements.substack.com/p/the-hundre...
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The Hundred: Losers...
Part I of a two-parter on who has succeeded in this last ECB-helmed iteration, and – first up – who definitely hasn't...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Marnus and the Smith-shaped void
Labuschagne has lost his man in the mirror, and with it some of his identity
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Richard Beard @richbeard.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Thanks Lynn, and thanks Matt ... 'a collaborative work of collective autobiography, which, well, is just fcuking great' ... can't say fairer than that.
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
In the words of David Coverdale, come and get it... NEW and FREE at our Substack arrangements.substack.com/p/when-the-h...
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When The Hundred tells you what it is, listen...
Understanding what the franchise buyers think they have bought offers the first real guide to its future direction
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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The harrowing of Chris Woakes
From 'non-negotiable' diving to eleven wides in an over - how do you judge the value of an individual run in a five-day game?
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Repinnined and free at our substack: some memories of cricket withe the mighty Thorpes of Wrecclesham... arrangements.substack.com/p/the-way-th...
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The way the light falls
Some memories of Graham Thorpe
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The Hundred extracts its price: NEW and FREE at our substack arrangements.substack.com/p/weary-play...
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Weary players lost in the moral haze
Proximity of the Hundred extracts its price
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Universal Turing Machine @universalturing.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
'I was from the last generation of true believers in the written word, both as a medium for self-expression and an act of resistance. The page was a place where time stopped. What was left? What was written.' Open some pages of stopped time, any time you like. universalturingmachine.co.uk
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Richard Beard
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Tom Holland recommends Richard Beard’s Universal Turing Machine in today’s Times summer reading special:
Tom Holland
The book of my summer is not — by conventional standards, at any rate — a book at all. The Universal Turing Machine is subtitled by its author, the novelist Richard Beard, "a memoir", but that barely scratches the surface of how dazzlingly original and multifaceted an achievement it is. Beard has divided his life into 64 chapters, and patterned them on to an online chessboard. The order in which these chapters are read is then determined in part by a randomiser.
At once a homage to Georges Perec, a work of science fiction and an often hilarious Bildungsroman, it can be read free here: universalturingmachine.co.uk
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Joe Root and the super-scorers
Thirty-one more runs at Old Trafford puts him on the podium of greatness. But what does it all mean?
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
When you got the 22 you won by...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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BBLondon @courtyjnr.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Kerrang! in the '80s was my bible and many of Mick's books are on my bookshelf. Very sorry to read he & his wife are having a rough time. If you can help....
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
My dear friend and podcast partner Mick Wall suffered a heart attack ten days ago. In addition, he and his wife Linda are being evicted from their home. I've set up a crowdfunder that explains everything. Please spread the word if you can, thank you! www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
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Help raise £10000 to Help Mick Wall – JustGiving Crowdfunding
Iʼm raising money to Help Mick Wall. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
NEW and FREE at our Substack. Part ii on Rohit and Virat: Rohit through the dark... arrangements.substack.com/p/reputation...
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Reputations ii: Rohit through the dark...
Following last week's Part i on Kohli’s Edgbaston epic, a send-off for Rohit Sharma from a murky day at Lord’s…
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
NEW and FREE at our Substack: Part One of Two on Virat and Rohit, and two great innings... arrangements.substack.com/p/reputation...
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Reputations: Virat and Rohit
A two-parter on a couple of innings by the Big Two. Part One is Virat, because, well, Virat's always first...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
NEW and FREE at our substack. At what age is a 35-ball hundred un-amazing? open.substack.com/pub/arrangem...
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The Ages of Man
Child's play, the hair of KL Rahul and more notes from the IPL
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Philip Chapman @pgpchappers.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
@theoldbatsman.bsky.social @philwisden.bsky.social @wisdencricket.bsky.social @georgedobell.bsky.social please read this on the best ever podshaver. 🏏
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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MSD: The Setting of a Yellow Sun
What now for the King of Super Kings, and more notes from IPL 2025
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Meta have only stolen one of my books. I don't know whether to feel ripped off or insulted.
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
They have JUST WORKED THIS OUT in baseball.
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
He's BACK! Jim Wallace on Peter Lever, pace and getting hit, NEW and FREE at our Substack arrangements.substack.com/p/getting-hit
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Getting Hit
How do bowlers deal with hitting batsmen? Which approach works best against speed? When do you turn to Paul McKenna?
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is an excellent speculative analysis of cricket's current powerplay. Maybe it's why Pat Cummins seemed to have a bit of extra gas yesterday, too...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Really lovely piece
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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How much is too much?
Notes from Week One of IPL 2025... And if you don't know the result of the 1979 World Cup final, the piece below contains spoilers.
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
FREE over at our Subby. Virat, 36, wltm other singles... arrangements.substack.com/p/5000-singles
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5,000 singles
Virat shines his celestial light on the game's humblest increment
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Success!
England's endless Amisian struggle with being two things at once
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Success!
England's endless Amisian struggle with being two things at once
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Virat and the frictionless ton
Reflections on the state of the 51st...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Hit every ball for six you cowards
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Should Jos bother with the smiling? NEW and FREE at our Substack arrangements.substack.com/p/becoming-t...
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Becoming the Jo(s)ker...
Can a captain change their spots... and should they bother?
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Lordsamoney...
A golfer you've never heard of and the future of The Hundred
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
MASSIVE MEDIA CONTROVERY at our substackk now open.substack.com/pub/arrangem...
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My 'Bazbullshitted' nightmare
One of the 'Wisden 41' speaks out
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
NEW and FREE at our Substack... A farewell to kings... arrangements.substack.com/p/james-vinc...
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James Vince and the Flash of Ecstacy
As the great JV exits for Dubai, a farewell to the King of the cover drive...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
James Vince has accidentally killed a seagull at the MCG and now he has the future of county cricket on his shoulders. It's a lot for one man to carry... www.thetimes.com/sport/cricke...
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One day in Lahore that will define future of county cricket
James Vince, among others, set to turn back on championship as Pakistan’s decision to move their franchise competition to April and May threatens English red-ball game
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Re-up for our Substack as cricket rushes to decide how evil they want their evil...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Taliban ii: 'clearly appalling'
How evil do you like your evil? Cricket rushes to decide...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Is anyone at all asking why Avram Glazer would want to buy a franchise? I mean, his great love and financial support of all sport is a given, but, you know, WHY?
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Pink Floyd CC, 1975. Waters fined for non-conforming kit. Gilmour opening.
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You will feel more intelligent for having read this...
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Jon Hotten @theoldbatsman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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It. Would. Have. Been. Flair.
Jacob Bethell speaks his shiny new language
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