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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15h

I need to get a com from you, I plan to once I get enough spare change

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15h

That is SO good! I love how you do berries!

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TurboBorb @turboborb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

May contain: (blueberry inflation)

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

75% agree with ya there, the other 25% is to watch them get bigger... And bigger... And bigger... And

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

T "I wonder what happened to that poor dude that fell in the chocolate river, he was at least 20 lbs skinnier before he fell in, you saw how big his belly got..." *Picks up gum* "hmm... Wonder what this tastes like..." *Chew chew*

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don't apologize for liking a banger phrase, it's a banger for a reason

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well I bet you don't, should have spat out the gum when you had the chance, too late now

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have to most every one you've done, it's just such good art

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Well, I see the juicer has been down while I was guiding the tour, considering you've been this big for so long you've definitely gained at least a few hundred pounds... Yes yes I know, inconvenient, but you chewed the gum even after I warned you, so you deserve to have to lose a few pounds."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's like a nice perfume, blueberry scented and possibly contagious, which is also not a bad thing

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Adding 12 hours just because it's funny, a hehe

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I may have to mute notifications from you during fall, god I hope I don't forget to turn them back on after, I love your random thoughts you post so much...

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well of course, because blueberries can't RP with juice filled cheeks

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gotta get something before you never see her again

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Still not big enough, I should have to do the old batman thing and physically lean back

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

W "The fizzy lifting room is one of my favorites, so fun and full of joy. Just don't drink anything, it's not ready for consumption. Wait you already did? We need to tie a string to you somewhere, yes it involves why your midsection is swelling."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Cucurbitophobia at its finest...

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I really like the colors, it's one of the few distinct ones I can see a different in, having a hard time with reds and blues (making all blueberries look the same unless it's OBVIOUS purple and OBVIOUSLY blue)

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

High as a kite RN so expect BAD writing W "I have GOT to fix that machine, everyone who chews the gum from it becomes blueberries and my floors get covered in juice... Well... They do tend to enjoy it... Maybe I'll leave it be for now. Maybe I could try it later myself."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

W "This is known as the candy portal, it can send candy from this platform to anyone's TV at the press of a button, like this. *Click* Hey, where did you go?"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'ma start marking my posts with a W for Wonka, and a T for tour goer... Anyway, T story "Ooo! Piece of candy!... Ooo! Piece of candy!... Ooo! Piece of candy!" "You're in a candy factory, you don't have to say that every three seconds." "..." "..." "Ooo! Piece of candy!"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Where is this evil bird, I need to find them for... Research... Yeah...

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have a backlog that I pull from and add to every so often, so far all of them are "Wonka" perspectives but I plan on adding "tour goer" perspectives soon, thank you for liking them.

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I mean, my account has kinda turned into a bunch of short little blurbs, and I had a high reading level growing up, so I'm on a good path

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Welcome to the nut room, don't laugh at the name. Here we have squirrels open walnuts bec- HEY! STOP! DON'T GET ANY CLOSER! Oh well... I did try to stop you, I can't do anything about your predicament till they finish dragging you away... Someone go go turn off the trash compactor."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I want to get into writing myself, I'm going to look up to you kinda

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Making me wish I had spare money to commission you... Grrr

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Make sure you have someone aROUND to help roll ya when it's over, not to the juicer of course, to the tarp covered room for popping, because why should we juice you when popping is so much easier and cost effective.

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"I hope you wore something stretchy, you'll swell pretty big you blue dummy. *Rip* Well... Someone go get a curtain, we can at least save you SOME decency for now."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Go on... Wonka ain't looking... Chew the gum... What's the worst that could happen? It tastes bad?

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have the exact opposite, my voice literally breaks like I'm wheezing from excitement even if it's a slight joy and I growl like I'm about to end lives at slight irritation

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I unironically love the taste, genuinely curious why you don't, is it too tart?

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Okay birb berry, well actually, just berry by now, can't even be considered a bird anymore

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The 2005 Charlie and the chocolate factory, it's kinda all I had to grow up on besides who framed Roger Rabbit

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"Be careful when walking over the bridge, we're still installing railings... What was that splash? Oh great... You fell into the chocolate river.... Oh wait the pipe is coming!"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Oh my god is she going to be okay..? Can I try a piece..?

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"We have to send you to the juicer now, don't mind the Vixens, they are very playful, they might jump on you like a trampoline but I can't stop them, so you'll just have to deal with it, sorry."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Look, I get that's your mate and all, but the juice inside them is... And you've just kissed them... If you had let me explain you would know it's contagious... Now I have two berries to deal with... Great..."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"We are out of vixen workers right now, so you'll have to sit there, or I guess slosh... Till someone is aROUND to help roll you."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hi! New (relatively) pinned comment! Describing my post style! I post from the perspective of a "Wonka" character (vixens are the loompas) as if I was guiding a tour, mostly berry (my favorite) but I'll do other sections of the tour too, I post whenever an idea hits me so it's completely random.

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"oh my... Your skin is stretched tight as a drum, that won't last long if we leave you... Welp, gotta get you to the juicer soon so we'll have to wait on the song and dance. Oh it's not being cancelled, just being postponed till you're juiced, I can't stop the Vixen from doing it, sorry"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Are faceplants allowed? Or just belly rubs?

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

For each stretch mark I'm giving you a stick of the funny gum

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Multiple times, in whatever hole they want, and I'll offer the funny gum halfway through

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