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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

T "I wonder what happened to that poor dude that fell in the chocolate river, he was at least 20 lbs skinnier before he fell in, you saw how big his belly got..." *Picks up gum* "hmm... Wonder what this tastes like..." *Chew chew*

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Well, I see the juicer has been down while I was guiding the tour, considering you've been this big for so long you've definitely gained at least a few hundred pounds... Yes yes I know, inconvenient, but you chewed the gum even after I warned you, so you deserve to have to lose a few pounds."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

W "The fizzy lifting room is one of my favorites, so fun and full of joy. Just don't drink anything, it's not ready for consumption. Wait you already did? We need to tie a string to you somewhere, yes it involves why your midsection is swelling."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

High as a kite RN so expect BAD writing W "I have GOT to fix that machine, everyone who chews the gum from it becomes blueberries and my floors get covered in juice... Well... They do tend to enjoy it... Maybe I'll leave it be for now. Maybe I could try it later myself."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

W "This is known as the candy portal, it can send candy from this platform to anyone's TV at the press of a button, like this. *Click* Hey, where did you go?"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'ma start marking my posts with a W for Wonka, and a T for tour goer... Anyway, T story "Ooo! Piece of candy!... Ooo! Piece of candy!... Ooo! Piece of candy!" "You're in a candy factory, you don't have to say that every three seconds." "..." "..." "Ooo! Piece of candy!"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Welcome to the nut room, don't laugh at the name. Here we have squirrels open walnuts bec- HEY! STOP! DON'T GET ANY CLOSER! Oh well... I did try to stop you, I can't do anything about your predicament till they finish dragging you away... Someone go go turn off the trash compactor."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"I hope you wore something stretchy, you'll swell pretty big you blue dummy. *Rip* Well... Someone go get a curtain, we can at least save you SOME decency for now."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"Be careful when walking over the bridge, we're still installing railings... What was that splash? Oh great... You fell into the chocolate river.... Oh wait the pipe is coming!"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"We have to send you to the juicer now, don't mind the Vixens, they are very playful, they might jump on you like a trampoline but I can't stop them, so you'll just have to deal with it, sorry."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Look, I get that's your mate and all, but the juice inside them is... And you've just kissed them... If you had let me explain you would know it's contagious... Now I have two berries to deal with... Great..."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"We are out of vixen workers right now, so you'll have to sit there, or I guess slosh... Till someone is aROUND to help roll you."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hi! New (relatively) pinned comment! Describing my post style! I post from the perspective of a "Wonka" character (vixens are the loompas) as if I was guiding a tour, mostly berry (my favorite) but I'll do other sections of the tour too, I post whenever an idea hits me so it's completely random.

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"oh my... Your skin is stretched tight as a drum, that won't last long if we leave you... Welp, gotta get you to the juicer soon so we'll have to wait on the song and dance. Oh it's not being cancelled, just being postponed till you're juiced, I can't stop the Vixen from doing it, sorry"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Just because blueberries swell round doesn't mean pears or peaches do, now we need to get a carrier to take you to the juicer."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"Welcome to the inventing ro- did you just put something in your mouth!?! We just got here!"

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"yeah I KNOW you stopped chewing and all, but that's not going to help anymore, your nose is already turning blue, now you just gotta ride out the rest of the tour as an orb. Oh, and I hope you don't mind roller coasters, because you're about to become one in a minute."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"I see you eyeing the gum even after what you saw just happened. If you want to experience that at least wait till the end of the tour, when we don't have another berry in the juicer, I'd rather not have to deal with a permaberry."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"welcome to the chocolate room, everything here is edible, even I'M edible, but that my dear friends is called vore, and I'd rather not be inside someone's stomach throughout the tour."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"yeah, that color change is permanent, blue for you, but at least it's a pretty color you silly berry. And yes, we will remove the juice from you, don't worry we just gotta get the juicer started. Although you probably gained some weight from digesting the juice, it is sugary."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"you really shouldn't try any candy in the factory that isn't labeled as 'tested' because otherwise you'll wind up being the test, although I probably should've warned you earlier considering I can see you chewing on something... Someone prep the juicer, I know what they're chewing on."

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I don't know what kind of posting style I want to do, so I'ma try stuff until I find something I like, whether it's the first thing I try or the 100th

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Instead of sending out golden tickets I'm sending out blue ones, you can trade them in for sticks of gum, there is more than 5 don't worry

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Genuinely can't decide if I would want to be a "Wonka" or a tour goer... Both are fun ideas though

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

God please let this work the way I hope

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Knowing the outcome of the movie, I would restrain myself on the gum or anything else tempting so that once victory is achieved, I have UNLIMITED access to the chocolate pipes and the gum machine and the TV teleporter and whatever else might be lurking in the factory

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

To the currently 20 followers, I'm sorry for suddenly allowing my berry love side to come out, I would've done it sooner if I had even a shred of self confidence, but if that is unliked, sorry, I really want to keep it up and I'm going to try to be more allowing of myself to post that kind of thing

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Official first berry post! It's literally just a random thought. How long would it take for a berry to lose the blue after a juicing? Assuming it's not permanent... Personally I'd assume anywhere from a week to a month, maybe 2 months at most, probably depends on how long they were a berry

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This is an AD account, I should probably act like it considering the only post I can remember off the top of my head (not counting replies) is about a book series

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CottonWoods @theoetical.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

New year new me, chronically online and wanting to do something, I hope I can actually become interactive, at least on this site if no other

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