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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 49m

"one way to understand this is to observe that Israelis are mathematically worth more as human beings than Americans" is your argument. you absolute farce of a man. what a shame of a life.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 3h

Heard a story just yesterday in Fresno, CA: ICE agents used Facebook marketplace to arrange meetings to buy things and kidnapped the seller when they showed up.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 7h

There's a deeper problem here that people seem to be missing from the commentary. AI boosters by definition seek to offload what they don't want to do onto AI. The problem is that much of what makes a person a good person, much less a parent, is built by doing what you _didn't want to do_.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This being the headline they run with after an interview is low key hilarious because if it were true, ostensibly that interview wasn't predicated on politics but something else, right? But they just decided to go with that for the headline? Hilarious shit.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh no! Adobe software has been duplicated (again)! This of course means the looming security crisis is absolutely real and we must build more data centers. Oh no! Someone copied another piece of software! In this essay I argue that fascist surveillance is the answer. Oh no! Someone ...

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It be wonderful to start taxing marketing merchandise by the pound. "If you're making plastic stuff for marketing another product then you pay a tax on the weight" works great because it's expressly a cost that business doesn't want to and can't easily move over to customers.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A thing I noticed a few years back in Fresno, CA: Every Christian church is a wide open building and parking lot. Banners, flags, billboards even. Any house of worship that isn't Christian has an 8ft perimeter fence and security gates.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

People do not hate HP because it's corporate, you absolute nonce.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For your future sensibility, to avoid any cognitive dissonance, you can sidestep falling for the trust trap of any games journalist by simply not following games journalists and accepting that what they do isn't journalism at all and never has been. Simple as.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm not a Disney adult in the classic sense and I recognize that among all institutions on earth, if the devil is real, he's running that one. But all that said the Disneyland park is worth the expense and will always be special to me, and I appreciate the hell out of the workers there.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nothing is more vindicating of Lichtenstein as a great contributor to the art world than the lasting argument his stuff left among artists for a generation to follow his passing.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there's an interesting history of the British accent, and when and why it came about this clip is basically a microcosm of that history of why

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Normalize saying "I was wrong" and "I don't know". These are disarming phrases and for some weird brainwashed reason people are afraid of using them. Online those phrases are even more powerful expressly because it's so abnormal to see it.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey maybe I don't want to see Hegseth cosplaying Patton, did you ever think about that?

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you watch all those pop science tv shows you notice two things that are consistent throughout: One, they are all paid for by oil companies, Koch Brothers being the biggest name but far from the only one. Two, they are all named in the Epstein files. Every last one of 'em.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This rape apologist should be afraid to show his face in public.

Michael Tracey, a balding sweaty white man with an unkempt beard and glasses, now famous for doxxing a rape victim.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this now-classic banger landed on my shuffle yesterday and I was reminded how quickly this song can make me cry and now you're reminded too.

youtu.be

Against Me! - Thrash Unreal (Video)

YouTube video by Warner Records Vault

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've been saying for years that she should stay in the house or Senate as long as she possibly can, and every time people get mad at me. If you are POTUS you have a maximum 8 years to affect things. She could be in the Senate another 30, then run for POTUS and still be considered young for the job.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this kid happily describing himself as the uselessly contrarian political troll he is

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

an energy weapon (work phone) is beaming harmful rays (slack notifications) at me

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Homework for next year y'all. We didn't respect it while we had it and now it's gone and it feels wrong, doesn't it? We're doin Mariah wrong.

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Cool. I just started playing the first game and hadn't yet discovered Dylan was still around, given it's the whole onus for Jesse to be there. Thanks Remedy.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nolan has said he loves the series. I believe him. Diesel is famously completely on board with weird ideas that let him make movies he likes. There's a non-zero chance we actually get to see a fast and furious movie directed by Christopher Nolan one day.

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026

A screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force of Master Shake leaning over Meatball and saying, "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"but they don't start wars" this is an extremely bluesky thread, if you need a chuckle today.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

pay them more. a lot more. counter intuitive but a major problem today with Congress is they have great incentive to make decisions based on personal finances, because their finances aren't all that solid on paper.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

game dev who offers consult advice like "you should have managers on your staff" is hilarious to me. cause that's all that describes: managers no offense intended at all to this user, but the fact that she needs to "always" give this advice during a consult tells us an awful lot about the industry

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lotta knockout posts tonight. Combat sports staying interesting.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

imagining the rehearsal. "no! dammit, Sheeran! words in brackets are actions: you're not supposed to SAY ’choke up and try to cry here' you're supposed to choke up, and try to cry! "now from the top!"

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

is the converse ad racist? does a target market change that? the way I see it is if black people see it as racist and they're wrong, okay? no real harm done. Nike will survive. but real harm is the non-black people chiming in to tell black people they're wrong. that's taking an opportunity.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Your morning dose of "things are gonna be okay". The mainstream news media is currently experiencing an industry-wide ratings collapse.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

can't help but feel like a certain someone asked his bosses to throw his favorite social media site a bone as a PR move after making anti trans comments and non-apologies that got him a lot of bad juju here.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

they'll tell you there's no art to be found in an algorithm but

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There's a lot of this to be found in actual apocalypse situations like soldiers in wars and there it's actively encouraged. You're not only the good guy you're the guy with all the magic technology at his fingertips. Those certain kinds of people have very specific kinds of power fantasies.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Gosh I really hope no one sees these awful political ads attacking trans people" <clicks repost> please stop.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the thread disparity between "I only got a quarter" and the OP posting demonstrates what the tooth fairy is to different parents for most it's a way to introduce your children to using money. those are the ones who gave $5/$10/$20. those are amounts you can buy a thing with.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

if petting a miniature horse or donkey for three minutes helps teens with their moods imagine what not robbing them of a future could do

wapo article stating Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens moods, study says with a pic of a teen and a donkey

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The juxtaposition of obsessively snoopy parents for the ostensible purpose of safety and child rearing and the UK pub culture of insisting the country doesn't have a huge drinking problem (literally playgrounds attached to pubs) is quite funny to me. Planks and dust particles, etc.

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

People surprised that she's got this kinda money lying around got me baffled. She understands personal branding better than Oprah.

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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/09/2026

The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head.

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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

just learned this today

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Theodore PainswoooOoOOOoorth @theodorepainsworth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

weed companies: sued for "marketing to children" every time they refer to colorful fruit in branding. every dispensary is locked behind two doors and a security guard scanning IDs. adults can't even open the packaging. alcohol companies:

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