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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 10h

I’ll assume SNL is making frantic phone calls to Kristen Wiig, Charlize Theron, Emma Stone, Mikey Madison, Daryl Hannah, Jenny McCarthy? Meanwhile, Annie Murphy, please.

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 11h

And has anyone been her for Halloween yet and/or shall I?

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you for giving me a panic attack sponsored by Ryan Murphy

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 12h

Don’t forget there was a school shooting yesterday.

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 15h

I fully expect all the Cornell rapists to become President.

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 20h

🎶 Hey now, Hey now I dreamt work’s over 🎶

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Breaking the Waves for Tax Purposes

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If there isn’t a Shauna, Lottie, Natalie three-way war in the wilderness I’m gonna be so pissed!

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Duh, I know the season is already filmed. Spoiler, Hilary Swank appears as adult Melissa. Double spoiler: That kinda annoying girl with the backwards hat in the wilderness has a name and it's Melissa. And where does Swank/Melissa escape to the present!??! (Triple spoiler)

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ARE WE MAKING ADULT MELISSA FROM YELLOWJAYS PREGGERS FOR SEASON FOUR!?

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It’s weird and common when I am the only person present in my department and class starts in ten minutes.

Yeah yeah yeah, my lavender tv is out of control

Name someone in your life who you’re most afraid of. (What in God’s name is happening on Family Feud!?)

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Oooh! Which must come with green candescent lighting!

Just hear me out, what if they sold anesthesia over the counter for when I really wanna sleep a lot?

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I think my school should treat everyone to a massage right now.

Aww, my Shame Wizard. (Big Mouth)

Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I feel like the end of the book suggests he's realized what he's done, but it's also like, "Too late, you eternal dick."

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

He’s a heartwarmin’ fella!!

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None of these headlines seem to put forward that Selma Blair has multiple sclerosis, a crazy uncontrollable disease.

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Can I just be an extra on red carpets? Is that a job?

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Oh Snap My Name Is Earl: Shocked Reaction

Dept. is considering being Great Literary Villains and upon perusing a handful of lists to jog my memory, I found listed The Boy from The Giving Tree

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ALT: Oh Snap My Name Is Earl: Shocked Reaction

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Me at a faculty meeting: The water fountain in the language wing has fire hydrant pressure. No, really. I think it is extremely dangerous...

The Durrells Opening Credits

Like, if you need me, I’ve permanently moved and now live inside these credits

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What if we all just stayed home and watched Masterpiece?

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Carrie Bradshaw (By Stephen King)

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