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I just remembered how my dad used to read bedtime stories to 5yo me and my 3yo sister, and I was both listening intently and also stopping my sister from rolling off the bed. Anyway, I think that’s definitely why I’m so good at multitasking now.

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And yet they cancelled PONIES

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I think I really like a dentist’s office staff.

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🎶 Your own Personal Panic attack 🎶

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ya ever watch an innocent enough show like Seinfeld with your dad, and George tells Jerry and Elaine not to be funny until he consummates his relationship with the woman he likes and your dad asks what ‘consummates’ means?

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Ugly Naked Guy is a wacky neighbor!!!!

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GoFundMe bc what if I lived here? www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

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If and when you are on speaking terms with your siblings, it is fun to discuss which side of your family is more insane.

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Me at the lunch table: So who else thinks the new science teacher needs to calm the fuck down?

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did a student just tell you how much you remind them of Jim Parsons!? No? Must be nice.

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My new dark rom-com, THE FUNERAL PLANNER. Maybe starring Judy Greer and Oscar Isaac. Like, it really makes sense, right?

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just spent a nice amount of time wondering if I'd rather be turned into a bot or a QRcode. So far, I DON'T KNOW!

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Also, remember when you first heard, “Hey is for horses, Denise.”

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey Paul, when a 7th grader tells you their new favorite movie is Clueless, you don’t have to tell them so quickly that the actress who played Tai died.

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Paul @thentherespaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎶 Life is so rude to me Everyone can suck a dick And if you say one word I will light this wick 🎶

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Weird that Chrissie Nolan, who seems to be in love with noise, splashes, arrows, and minutes, couldn’t spend any time on men’s legs. Best in show: Hathaway, Page Worst in show: Zendaya Team Cyclops

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Seeing The Odyssey and, remember, I watched Pee Wee’s Big Adventure last night, soooo…

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Seeing the Odyssey and I don’t even care how many millimeters the film is!

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I went in order of release. Shout outs to My Cousin Vinny and Clueless. After that, I was me and old.

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YouTube video by karengeier

It was driving me crazy during The Jellicle Ball where I had recently heard some of the music and then I restarted Bojack youtu.be/e0gOkRvY2Ug?...

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Wait. No. Flowers! Final answer.

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It's a tad chilly out which is tricky because I'm already borderline frozen when my heart's not open.

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If had to never stop taking about The Bride, that could be an ok life.

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Click on Drafts and scroll to the bottom. Holy bitch.

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