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TheNicestJerk

@thenicestjerk.bsky.social
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Soccer, Gamer, Introverted people lover

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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thorns are currently performing the biggest sin: boring while dropping points. #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#BAONPDX
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It's Fucking Embarrassing
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We've had so many fucked up things happen in our lifetime, I legit had to stop and try to remember what everyone was "remembering" today.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's probably a good thing I can't make laws. People on speaker phone in public places would be a capitol offense.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Two errors give Club America the lead, and they never looked comfortable with it. I'm not mad. Club America is a very good team and 2 months ago would have smoked the Timbers 5-0.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Live look at a Club America the last 20 min this game: #RCTID
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Shummer's High-Flying Death Dive
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A win that absolutely feels like a bad draw. Also, this announcer is terrible. Mis-named multiple players, stupid jokes, and at the end he stated "4 unanswered by the Thorns followed by 3 unanswered by Boston." 😮‍💨
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thorns SM team in the 80th minute of every game this month.
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Kendra's Dread: Upset on Stairs
ALT: Kendra's Dread: Upset on Stairs
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When your team scores 4 goals in the first 40 minutes, you REALLY shouldn't have to worry about them dropping those points. Wtf. #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Those were two of the slowest rollers I've ever seen. These commentators are ridiculous 😂
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI least it wasn't a field player
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Elmo I Don't Know Idk
ALT: Elmo I Don't Know Idk
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Watching the replay of that first Boston goal... We really need a better keeper. #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Let's fucking go Tordin! #BAONPDX
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Clint Eastwood
ALT: Clint Eastwood
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#BAONPDX
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Playful Dog and Cat on Couch
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh? Oh! #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Post game presser when asked about our back line today #BAONPDX
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Snooki & Nicole Polizzi: We're The Worst
ALT: Snooki & Nicole Polizzi: We're The Worst
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#BAONPDX
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Denzel Washington Drunk
ALT: Denzel Washington Drunk
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How are you going to say "rivalry match" when one of the teams is in their first year of being a team? Stupid. #NWSL
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Want to leave a player wide open in your defensive box? You too can be a professional defender! #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Someone wanna teach the Thorns some...
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Fans Hold Up 'D' for Defense at NFL Game
ALT: Fans Hold Up 'D' for Defense at NFL Game
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Utah tying it up, their 23 fans going crazy celebrating in the stands. #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sophia out here #BAONPDX
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The Flash Running at Super Speed
ALT: The Flash Running at Super Speed
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
God damn Gotham FC is stacked.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Second verse, same as the first. #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Arnold... Wow. Absolutely terrible.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh boy, Denver is going to feel some things about that. #NWSL
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Losing Hina sucked, but god damn have I enjoyed M.A. #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It was only a matter of time!! #Baonpdx
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Let's go! #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How the hell do you push a team to one second on the slot clock, make them shoot from half, and then cough up the board for them to get a three?! You gotta want it.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is much better lol
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
That was a very boring half of soccer lol. #BAONPDX
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Taylor Vincent @tayvincent6.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
MA Vignola on her first game against Seattle as a Thorn "Honestly, I already disliked Seattle, so coming here really wasn't that big of an adjustment for me."
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Chris Rifer @chrisrifer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Standalone performance from the Thorns. Haven’t seen anything like it. Absolute legends keeping a clean sheet playing 9 v 12. #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Y'all remember when the Thorns went down to 9 players and STILL beat Seattle 2-0? #BAONPDX
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pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social Please tell me you're going to have more Ghost Face Vodka box sets 😭 They sold out so damn quick lol.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Let's fucking go, Whitecaps.
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The only "peace" award that orange fuck deserves is "Piece of Shit." ARGH!
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Infantino can get absolutely fucked. What a scourge on soccer/football you cowardly, corrupt piece of dogshit.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Can someone let Hina know she put on the wrong kit? #KThanksBye
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Really hoping Thorns can give Riley and Press a miserable send off 😈😈
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oof. That defending was BAD.
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Me reading the news out of Utah.
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a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
We didn't deserve it, but I'll take it! 😂 #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
There were fucking go!! #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Thorns are looking ROUGH for the first 20+. Lucky to only be down one 😬 #BAONPDX
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The heck is this?
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TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Veldes hat trick. Calling it now. #RCTID
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