TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thorns are currently performing the biggest sin: boring while dropping points. #BAONPDX 160
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026#BAONPDXstatic.klipy.comIt's Fucking EmbarrassingALT: It's Fucking Embarrassing 0131
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We've had so many fucked up things happen in our lifetime, I legit had to stop and try to remember what everyone was "remembering" today. 020
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It's probably a good thing I can't make laws. People on speaker phone in public places would be a capitol offense. 030
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Two errors give Club America the lead, and they never looked comfortable with it. I'm not mad. Club America is a very good team and 2 months ago would have smoked the Timbers 5-0. 040
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Live look at a Club America the last 20 min this game: #RCTIDstatic.klipy.comShummer's High-Flying Death DiveALT: Shummer's High-Flying Death Dive 1101
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026A win that absolutely feels like a bad draw. Also, this announcer is terrible. Mis-named multiple players, stupid jokes, and at the end he stated "4 unanswered by the Thorns followed by 3 unanswered by Boston." 😮💨 050
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thorns SM team in the 80th minute of every game this month.static.klipy.comKendra's Dread: Upset on StairsALT: Kendra's Dread: Upset on Stairs 000
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When your team scores 4 goals in the first 40 minutes, you REALLY shouldn't have to worry about them dropping those points. Wtf. #BAONPDX 1130
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Those were two of the slowest rollers I've ever seen. These commentators are ridiculous 😂 000
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026AI least it wasn't a field playerstatic.klipy.comElmo I Don't Know IdkALT: Elmo I Don't Know Idk 020
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Watching the replay of that first Boston goal... We really need a better keeper. #BAONPDX 010
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Let's fucking go Tordin! #BAONPDXstatic.klipy.comClint EastwoodALT: Clint Eastwood 030
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026#BAONPDXstatic.klipy.comPlayful Dog and Cat on CouchALT: Playful Dog and Cat on Couch 040
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Post game presser when asked about our back line today #BAONPDXstatic.klipy.comSnooki & Nicole Polizzi: We're The WorstALT: Snooki & Nicole Polizzi: We're The Worst 010
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026#BAONPDXstatic.klipy.comDenzel Washington DrunkALT: Denzel Washington Drunk 040
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026How are you going to say "rivalry match" when one of the teams is in their first year of being a team? Stupid. #NWSL 160
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Want to leave a player wide open in your defensive box? You too can be a professional defender! #BAONPDX 180
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Someone wanna teach the Thorns some...static.klipy.comFans Hold Up 'D' for Defense at NFL GameALT: Fans Hold Up 'D' for Defense at NFL Game 130
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Utah tying it up, their 23 fans going crazy celebrating in the stands. #BAONPDX 100
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Sophia out here #BAONPDXstatic.klipy.comThe Flash Running at Super SpeedALT: The Flash Running at Super Speed 071
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Oh boy, Denver is going to feel some things about that. #NWSL 140
Reposted by TheNicestJerkByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845465214067
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Losing Hina sucked, but god damn have I enjoyed M.A. #BAONPDX 0110
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026How the hell do you push a team to one second on the slot clock, make them shoot from half, and then cough up the board for them to get a three?! You gotta want it. 000
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026That was a very boring half of soccer lol. #BAONPDX 020
Reposted by TheNicestJerkTaylor Vincent @tayvincent6.bsky.social · 21/03/2026MA Vignola on her first game against Seattle as a Thorn "Honestly, I already disliked Seattle, so coming here really wasn't that big of an adjustment for me." 422222
Reposted by TheNicestJerkChris Rifer @chrisrifer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Standalone performance from the Thorns. Haven’t seen anything like it. Absolute legends keeping a clean sheet playing 9 v 12. #BAONPDX 3696
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Y'all remember when the Thorns went down to 9 players and STILL beat Seattle 2-0? #BAONPDXmedia.tenor.compepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tvALT: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv 1282
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social Please tell me you're going to have more Ghost Face Vodka box sets 😭 They sold out so damn quick lol. 000
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The only "peace" award that orange fuck deserves is "Piece of Shit." ARGH! 150
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Infantino can get absolutely fucked. What a scourge on soccer/football you cowardly, corrupt piece of dogshit. 160
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Can someone let Hina know she put on the wrong kit? #KThanksBye 010
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Really hoping Thorns can give Riley and Press a miserable send off 😈😈 020
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Me reading the news out of Utah.media.tenor.coma man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .ALT: a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room . 050
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025We didn't deserve it, but I'll take it! 😂 #BAONPDX 040
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Thorns are looking ROUGH for the first 20+. Lucky to only be down one 😬 #BAONPDX 020