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New Coot on the Block

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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 12h
nah
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 13h
I don’t need your references, you’re hired!
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks for posting that!
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mine too! I suspect that my pecs developed differently due to the way I, as a youth, handled and stacked straw and hay bales on the wagon as they came off the baler 🤷‍♂️
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Change is accepted only after a long period of consideration.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This morning I pulled a hair out of my ear so…same.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry for what happened to the character I named after you in The Donner Party
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You ever notice how traffic lights are red, yellow, and green? Those are the Bolivian flag colors! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Correlation does not equal causation.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s a good one. I like using clams.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still haven’t seen Titanic. No spoilers!
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But if possible, vote early, in-person. Cheers!
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unsurprisingly, both sides are committing war crimes.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Assuming this isn't a fake, IMO, he should have been standing up during the anthem. He can pray before or after to whomever wants.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: Maybe this [pop] will refresh your memory Bond: Are those Salt & Vinegar Pringles?!?
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s assuming everyone else gets treated.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A classic. I’ve always been left of center but would roll my eyes whenever I heard that one.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I recall hearing it during the Reagan years, when I was in my teens. It was also pretty standard to refer to people like VP Cheney as a fascist.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s trying to win undecided mid-term votes. There will be no majority for Dems if undecideds view Dems as extreme.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s not news unless JD saw it and did nothing to help.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we are shocked shocked
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
go to your county election website
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She is rapidly heading down the path taken by Ann Coulter. Soon, irrelevance.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SMH, when speaking to "the workers" you need to remove your tie and jacket and roll up your sleeves, like you are ready to get to "work" for them.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my dog does that when I want to move him from my side of the bed 😐
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ugh, remind me to wear something nicer for the next protest
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drones
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If it happens, I would advise you to immediately blame the baby and fund-raise off it.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
always at least slightly disappointing.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
agree
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hit the bricks!
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As opposed to poop from mouth?
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We tried permanent daylight saving time, in 1974. It was reversed quickly. Why do it again? Seems dumb.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
C’mon man, this is Bluesky. Why didn’t you claim it was a recycling truck?
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Screaming Lady: No Nooo
ALT: Screaming Lady: No Nooo
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s almost certain that Iran “is not doing well”, that sanctions and the reduction of trade with its neighbors is severely reducing Iran’s revenue. That weakens the Iranian regime.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did the Fed use high August job numbers as one of its justifications for raising rates?
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t move, warm dog adjacent. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure but this is not good news for Buffalo
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at least double exclamation points...
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently they work as greeters at Home Depot too
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s probably fundraising off it right now
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty soon he’ll sign an executive order decreeing that the word “felon” is henceforth replaced by the word “hero”.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Send them Iowa Hawkeyes merch
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s not the heat, it’s the turgidity.
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one of them will run for office on it
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It is perfectly safe. These chains are made of chrome steel!"
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok, NOW I'm scared...
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m afraid of mettle detectors 😐
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New Coot on the Block @thenewcoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
swim sideways, don’t make eye contact, and let them sniff your hand when THEY are ready.
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