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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
It happened at a Christian school though so I am expecting wall to wall coverage how Christianity is under attack
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Fuentes like
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a man in a hat is standing in a doorway and says i am your singing telegram .
ALT: a man in a hat is standing in a doorway and says i am your singing telegram .
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Who said violence doesn't solve anything?
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Insurance companies being assholes is how Saw got started
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hillary Clinton if this happened in 2016: "We need to be UNITED in the HEALTH of our democracy"
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Mug of this should do the trick. That way you can HARK until sun up
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Drive thrus ruined it
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Watching Redzone and it took about 45 seconds for the entire 49ers injury update to scroll across the bottom ticker
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
0/10 if Jacob Fatu blew his knee out
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Recommend 'Have A Nice Day" by Mick Foley. He 100% wrote it himself, it's very good
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
😮
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Will gladly fight him.
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This the same SNAP program Trump wants to get rid of?
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Ryan Day when Ohio State has an impromptu battle royal
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
*cuts to this maniac*
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I was 5 and thought ⬆️ was jump 🤷
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Yes.
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
And the horseshoe remains firmly up the Chiefs ass
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
No, they fumbled the call
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
How ironic because you also need to go back where you came from
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
They aren't beating the weird allegations
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Did you try unplugging it then plugging it back in?
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Begging people to look up what average means
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Don't have to have a vague idea of what tariffs are or know that the ACA and Obamacare are the same thing in order to vote though
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Dodgers are the most boring team in baseball. Maybe all of sports. Neck and neck with the Chiefs.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hate to be a "back in my day" guy but we really lost something when we stopped making themed cereals
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#MAGAnomics
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I would but it's currently doing it's daily afternoon buffering.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 25/11/2024
Stuff like this is why you need to stop giving these fools attention/dunks and just block (especially twitter newcomers). They’re annoying you and halting progress **on purpose**. They only want to be seen and are not worth your time when you can be doing better endeavors with your life & other ppl
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Can I still call him a dipwad?
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Shout out to the time I bought a jug of laundry detergent and used about 2/3 of it before realizing it was in fact fabric softener
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Also please stop throwing up an ad as soon as I pause something. I'm trying to see who that actor is
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Parks & Rec ended up being a documentary
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Jaylen Waddle on my fantasy bench watching actual Jaylen Waddle go for 120+ and a TD
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
No Trent, no Purdy, no Bosa. Might be the final nail in the coffin for the 49ers
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Friends
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Light a candle and show the bathroom last 🤷
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If Lindsay Lohan bargained with the devil, then I shudder to think what Laura Loomer did
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Looking more like next season up at this point
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Reminder that Jackie Robinson wasn't chosen to break the color barrier simply bc he was a great ball player, but also bc he had the character to navigate the hate that came his way
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
lol Wordle 1,253 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This his 3rd time on the ballot. If you voted for him, we know what you are at this point.
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
maga runs on hate and if there are no liberals left to hate, they'll turn on each other. That's why several dozen 'libs of bsky' accounts popped up over there
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My use of the phrase "empty headed dumb fuck" has decreased dramatically over here
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I didn't read Great Gatsby until 70 years after it was published 🤷
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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