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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Insurance companies being assholes is how Saw got started
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Watching Redzone and it took about 45 seconds for the entire 49ers injury update to scroll across the bottom ticker
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Ryan Day when Ohio State has an impromptu battle royal
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I was 5 and thought ⬆️ was jump 🤷
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Begging people to look up what average means
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hate to be a "back in my day" guy but we really lost something when we stopped making themed cereals
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#MAGAnomics
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 25/11/2024
Stuff like this is why you need to stop giving these fools attention/dunks and just block (especially twitter newcomers). They’re annoying you and halting progress **on purpose**. They only want to be seen and are not worth your time when you can be doing better endeavors with your life & other ppl
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Also please stop throwing up an ad as soon as I pause something. I'm trying to see who that actor is
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Parks & Rec ended up being a documentary
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Jaylen Waddle on my fantasy bench watching actual Jaylen Waddle go for 120+ and a TD
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
No Trent, no Purdy, no Bosa. Might be the final nail in the coffin for the 49ers
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Reminder that Jackie Robinson wasn't chosen to break the color barrier simply bc he was a great ball player, but also bc he had the character to navigate the hate that came his way
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
lol Wordle 1,253 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My use of the phrase "empty headed dumb fuck" has decreased dramatically over here
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
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GreyWeirdo @greyweirdo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage. Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger. Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive. Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty. Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it. Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
What a catch by Pickens!
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is an echo of the general election. The trans Democrat is blamed for "sparking" the crisis despite the fact she did nothing beyond be herself. Before she arrived to DC, or made any demands, the GOP preemptively turned her identity into a political issue. So, who is doing identity politics?
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Casey Driscoll 🇺🇦 @caseydriscoll.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I think of Trumps more attractive qualities to a lot of Americans is he commits a lot of crimes and they wish they could commit as many. A fantasy world of doing whatever you want without consequences.
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Lol got banned from Twitter for a week so might as well check out the alternative
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Rage Against The Machine Denial Against The Machine Bargaining Against The Machine Depression Against The Machine Acceptance Against The Machine - The Kübler De La Rocha Model
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RUKUS @mikeyrukus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Repost if you're watching #AEWDynamite
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thenels.bsky.social @thenels.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"I'm voting for Trump to spite Kamala Harris!" Kamala Harris:
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