Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Even the "most pro-life President ever" doesn't care about the citizenship of the unborn. All this performative heroism about protecting innocent fetuses and not ONE person has ever suggested we change the Constitution to read "conceived or naturalized." 100
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The entire "pro-life" philosophy reveals itself in the ease with which they consign a "baby" to someone who never intended to make one. Babies need very specific, skilled care from responsible people. They are not a surprise to be left in someone's mailbox during the night. 100
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026We don’t need government to be run like a business. We need it to be run like a home. 010
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I was raised in the eye of the storm that is American Evangelicalism. I have been threatened with The Second Coming, The Rapture, The End Times, The Last Days, and The Tribulation since I was a toddler. I know what we're dealing with. A thread: 1/16 1206
Reposted by Crystal KeithDave Lester @davelester80.bsky.social · 11/10/2025“AND THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! MY OH MY!” What was longer? 24 years or THAT game? #GoMariners #seizethemoment 041
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Them: We're going to Make America Healthy Again. Us: Wonderful! We need accessible healthcare, secure food sources, clean water, and sensible gun control. Them: We're gonna start by giving you measles. 010
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025If half the people who call themselves PRO-LIFE gave a shit about protecting babies, our entire society would be different. The American pro-life movement is really just a pro-force movement. 010
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 18/07/2025We're currently bickering over the definition of a concentration camp. #HowItsGoing 010
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I propose a reality show called FAFO, in which fools who believe people cruise through life on "handouts" must navigate the world of means-tested social benefit programs. There'd be tears before the opening credits finished rolling. They have no idea. 010
Reposted by Crystal KeithCentral City Productions @centralcityprods.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Thank you for coming, for supporting us, for leaving reviews and for voting. We appreciate all of it and are so grateful for it all. 📷: Robert Zhao #hollywoodfringe25 #hff25 @thenativeangel.bsky.social @jacobsidney.com 052
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 27/06/2025Doc Maynard’s extraordinary life brought him into the heart of this cultural tug of war, and made us both who we are today, and who we might be. 2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe @centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social 📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe 023
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 27/06/2025The tensions which define US culture are clearly on display in the rain-soaked city which gave the world outdoor gear, personal computers, and Kurt Cobain. 2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe @centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social 📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe 122
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 27/06/2025The staggering accomplishments of one determined man are viewed through a lens which includes their impact on indigenous people, women, and natural resources. 2for1 Saturday! Code: 2wives 🎟️ bit.ly/nbmfringe @centralcityprods.bsky.social @thenativeangel.bsky.social 📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe 112
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Use code 2wives to get 2-for-1 tickets for tomorrow’s 2pm show. 042
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 25/04/2025If you think $5K would entice an American to have a baby, you have never taken a breath in the real world. 000
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 30/03/2025The outrage at Chappell Roan is so predictably American. We talk about care as a noble calling while effectively treating it as worthless. We present a rosy image of family life but resent providing any kind of meaningful practical support to families. 1/3 100
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I was a child who sang about being in "The Lord's Army." Now I'm an adult who writes plays. How did they not see this coming? 000
Reposted by Crystal KeithRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 06/03/2025These ten Democrats should just quit. To censure Green when there have never been consequences for MTG for egregious behavior whereas Green was protesting fascism. We are drowning in shit. 975213957
Reposted by Crystal KeithYell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025However, that doesn't mean we have no choice but to lose our democracy. We are a very large country, and they are a small, heavily overextended group of people who aren't smart and don't have experience running a gigantic bureaucracy. The key is to keep them facing opposition on thousands of fronts 211329
Reposted by Crystal KeithJonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 04/02/2025So the FBI could surveil & then assassinate a 21 year old Civil Rights leader in 1969, but is powerless to take any steps to stop--checks notes--a 19 year old who goes by the name Big Balls from defunding and defrauding a $6 Trillion economy? Do I have that right? 11671511976
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Lotta dudes harping on about the importance of masculinity while demonstrating a 7th grader's grasp of what that word means. 030
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 09/12/2024Sunday night is your chance to hear @thenativeangel.bsky.social and I sing songs we love! Doors open at 5 at the Broadwater Plunge in Hollywood: 6324 Santa Monica Blvd. Live music at 7, plus snacks and drink specials all night. Join us for a cup of cheer! on.soundcloud.com/HQJEnJ4LzZae...on.soundcloud.com03 Sleigh Ride, Crystal KeithVanessa Stewart, Jacob Sidney, Crystal Keith, and Richard Levinson sing American Holiday Classics! THE SLEIGH BELLES celebrate the great 20th Century American songwriting of the holiday season, fea 122
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024A "Libertarian" driving on roads he didn't pave is a Poser. 040
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 18/10/2024IN FOR A PENNY returns for one night only! @thenativeangel.bsky.social 's time-travelling Jack the Ripper story is funny, feminist, dark as f*ck, and back with an expanded script. 6320 Santa Monica Blvd. 📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe 001
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 15/10/2024JACK IS BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND @thenativeangel.bsky.social 's IN FOR A PENNY returns from its Best Drama-Nominated Fringe run with an expanded script, Monday 21 Oct 7pm More feminist, more funny, and more dark as f*ck. 🎟s start at $5! bit.ly/anotherpenny 📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe 011
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 05/10/2024IN FOR A PENNY: Back by popular demand with an expanded script from @thenativeangel.bsky.social , for one night only! Tickets for Monday 21 Oct at bit.ly/anotherpenny Photo by Haven Hartman-Briscoe 011
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 01/10/2024Can we start training healthcare providers not to make hand boobs when referring to that part of the anatomy? 000
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 28/09/2024So many men have blindly accepted that they must spend their precious lives cosplaying Masculine Leadership and that they need women and girls as accessories for their Man costume. This is called enacting a living death and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. 020
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 24/09/2024Don't wear any deodorant to your boob crushing appointment because the smell of your fear is essential to our experience. 000
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 19/09/2024Lotta people voted for Trump assuming it wouldn't impact their relationships with normal people. Then when their normies chose to pull away, the Trumpies were all, "How could you let politics come between us?!" And normies were all, "If politics matter less than family, why did you vote for him?" ?? 000
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 13/09/2024Sir Link! @knilirabaj.bsky.social Chinatown LA had an apartment fire last night, and a few of my daughter's classmates lost everything. Our PTO is raising money to help them start to rebuild, and we'd be grateful for a share! www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...zeffy.com 056
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 26/08/2024Whining about people opting out of parenthood? Try removing its barriers. Universal healthcare, childcare, and housing, free college for parents, and more research on women's health. A GI Bill - but for making babies. It would work. If you live in the real world, you already know this. 041
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 30/07/2024I think perhaps the least awesome thing about Covered CA is how when you lose your income, they quadruple your premium. That's really special. 010
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 29/07/2024People who want to monitor everyone's period are weird. 011
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 29/07/2024If you'd rather not wait on hold, press 1 to request a call back and we'll call you in a few hours while you're on the freeway rather than at your desk with all the necessary documents and account numbers in front of you, because we value your time. 010
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 20/07/2024Does everyone else have Friendship by Tenacious D on permanent repeat in their head right now or just me? 011
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 21/06/2024IN FOR A PENNY by @thenativeangel.bsky.social has 2 more shows! 🎟 bit.ly/pennyhff 📷 Kim Gottlieb-Walker 031
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 10/06/2024Most of us never get a chance at a coveted position in a competitive industry even if we spend our lives pursuing it. The world is full of talented people who haven't had an opportunity to shine. So there's absolutely no reason to restore a sex offender to a position that thousands are in line for. 000
Crystal Keith @thenativeangel.bsky.social · 10/06/2024Victims have no obligation to their attacker. The onus for making it right is entirely on the person who violated another person's rights. The path to redemption is as slow and arduous as the path to recovery from inflicted trauma. 010
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 06/06/2024"I've a talent for survival." IN FOR A PENNY premieres Mon 10 June, starring the playwright @thenativeangel.bsky.social in the titular role. 🎟 bit.ly/pennyhff Seats available: 10 June 8pm - 1 16 June 6:30pm - 18 20 June 11pm - 43 23 June 2pm - 43 29 June 7:30pm - 22 📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe 021
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 07/06/2024"I shall make you immortal." IN FOR A PENNY by @thenativeangel.bsky.social premieres Mon 10 June (SOLD OUT), featuring the director Jacob Sidney as Jack the Ripper. 🎟 bit.ly/pennyhff Availability: 16 June 6:30pm - 18 20 June 11pm - 41 23 June 2pm - 42 29 June 7:30pm - 21 📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe 031
Reposted by Crystal KeithJacob Sinner @jacobsidney.com · 08/06/2024"I'm here to work." IN FOR A PENNY by @thenativeangel.bsky.social premieres Mon 10 June (SOLD OUT*), featuring Natalie Nicole Dressel as Paige. 🎟 bit.ly/pennyhff Availability: 16 June 6:30pm - 18 20 June 11pm - 41 23 June 2pm - 41 29 June 7:30pm - 21 📷 Haven Hartman-Briscoe 011