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Just Some Guy

@themosersaurus.bsky.social
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Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love. Anti-doing the dishes DM at your own risk.

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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 17h
Make Seppuku Great Again!
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 18h
Would you hate me? I’d hate me so hard.
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Buffalo Bill
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Racists hate it when you point out that the most genetically pure Homo Sapiens are sub-Saharan Africans. The rest of us are mongrels and mutants.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Proof that there is no God and the Universe just hates us.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your friendly reminder that the ONLY Columbus worth commemorating today is acclaimed writer/director/producer Chris Columbus (Home Alone, Gremlins, Mrs. Doubtfire). Yeah, I said ONLY. Suck it, Ohio.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The pro of working on a federal holiday when most of your industry is off except for some hardcore clients who demand people be working today: Time and a half. The con? Those hardcore clients working today are dumb dumb heads who should get out of the industry and go flip burgers.
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Hasbulla Counting Money in Car
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If anyone in the WH press corps had even an ounce of self-respect, they would’ve asked him why he didn’t end the war within his first 24 hours like he promised.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Normalize calling out the oxygen thieves of the world.
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Glee's Quinn Fabray Asks 'Are You A Moron?'
Alt: Glee's Quinn Fabray Asks 'Are You A Moron?'
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TFW dead weight gets let go at work but then you get stuck with the extra workload.
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Pedro Pascal Laughing & Crying
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dr. Frankenstein expresses concern over rhetoric about the monster he created. Film at 11. apnews.com/article/alit...
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Alito says Supreme Court can’t stem emergency appeals and voices concern over Trump’s rhetoric
Some of President Donald Trump's rhetoric about members of the Supreme Court isn't sitting well with one of his favorite justices.
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truth
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait a minute… no! www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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Emergence of pan-drug resistant Candidozyma auris in Kenya, the second globally documented case - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Emergence of pan-drug resistant Candidozyma auris in Kenya, the second globally documented case
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kelso Reacts with 'BURN!'
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
President Donald J. Trump is a: -felon -rapist -pedophile -liar -con artist -fraud -coward -pathetic loser -shit-smelling old dotard -miserable excuse of a human being -national embarrassment -all-time disgrace
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I Said It
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hear me out. Public execution because he loves the attention, but nobody shows up to it.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God damn this is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen. Blood is in the water and the sharks are giddy, folks. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Donald Trump says a 'threat' led US to move bombers from RAF Fairford
The Pentagon confirmed on Sunday it had removed the B1 bombers from the base in England back to their home stations in America.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In other news, little Nova has a Hidden Mickey™️ on her foot beans.
A dog’s paw with a natural Hidden Mickey
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is top tier manly man warfighting acumen badassery with an extra dose of high testosterone manliness. I would expect no less from our Secretary of Idiocy.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let’s not forget this gem.
Trumplestiltskin during a press conference saying “NO, I DON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AT ALL.”
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once again, for the dumb-dumbs in the back: VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM. Full stop. End of story. And if you’d rather have a dead child than an autistic child, get yourself spayed or neutered. www.psypost.org/study-of-2-5...
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Study of 2.5 million children finds no link between MMR vaccine and autism
Evaluating the health records of over 2.5 million children, researchers found no evidence that receiving the measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine before age two increases the risk of a childhood autism...
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hegseth furiously taking notes right now.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I once had a grand time pointing out the delicious irony to a rabidly anti-GMO person who was also a purebred dog owner.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m kinda getting tired of this meme accurately describing my work day.
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Tucker And Dale: Doozy Of A Day
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got Nova out for cuddles. She’s not allowed to run or jump while she recovers from being spayed. Callie went right back to her bed and I swear she had a little smile going. Nova ended up snuggling on me for two straight hours.
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This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life - Broad City
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then walked over to the dining room where the penthouse is, looked at me, looked at Nova, then looked at me again. I said “do you want me to get Nova out for some cuddles?” Callie’s tail started wagging turbo speed. 2/
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The absolute sweetest thing happened today. Nova (new puppy) was in her penthouse (aka kennel) and whining pretty loudly. Callie, my 9.5 y/o babygirl who is vexed by Nova’s energy, got up off her bed in the living room, walked over to me to get my attention… 1/
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men who spit their gum, chew, and tobacco pouches out into urinals:
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Michael Scott: Why Are You The Way That You Are?
Alt: Michael Scott: Why Are You The Way That You Are?
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Billie Jo Armstrong at 12:01 tonight:
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Dracula Rises
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve had my sweet and silly Nova puppy for a month now. All the stress and sleep deprivation and “NOVA NO! DON’T EAT THAT!!!” are absolutely worth it.
A sweet sleepy puppy in her cone of shame
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just watched “Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” and it’s the greatest biopic ever made!
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Weird Al Yankovic Exclaims 'YES!'
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They look like Cornell boys.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s pretty cool how @espn.com is all about enabling gambling addiction.
A screen shot of a push notification from ESPN with betting tips
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you make me your Supreme Evil Dictator and Grand Poobah, anyone convicted of sex abuse against a minor will have a mandatory minimum of 60 years.
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Barack Obama: Your Vote Matters
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I had a daughter, you’re goddamn right I’d raise her the same way Nicolas Cage’s character raised Chloe Grace Moretz in Kick Ass.
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Kick Ass: Chloe Grace Moretz Training Fun
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Marvels Iman Vellani
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course I’d get the puppy that Trazodone makes hyper, not sedated. And Benedryl might as well be Red Bull, as far as she is concerned.
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I'm So Tired: The Tiredest I've Ever Been
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Call me crazy, but firefighters are the only civil servants who are absolutely worth “excessive” salaries.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’ll never feel a more fulfilling and genuine love than you will from a rescue dog.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I talked to a lady in TN today for work. When I said “Oh, and Happy #Dolly Day!” she got audibly more cheerful. So that’s something nice that happened today.
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Dolly Parton: Damn Straight! You Points
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little Nova got spayed yesterday. She doesn’t understand why she has to wear the cons.
A sweet pup named Nova looking coyly at the camera from her cone of shame.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t remember the woke DEI black four star general affirmative action hire guy losing sensitive equipment like this.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PBR on a Wednesday. It’s been that kind of week.
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Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The biggest National Security Threat©️ facing the US is Donald J. Trump.
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Kuill from The Mandalorian: I Have Spoken
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I was young and dumb, I loved being the smartest person in the room (even though most of the time I actually wasn’t). Nowadays, I HATE being the smartest person in the room, because it happens far too often and I know I’m not actually all that smart.
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today was the Mondayest Monday I’ve Mondayed in a long time. But right now 2/3 of my pups are cuddling me so
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Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TFW everyone else on your team is out sick today, leaving you and you alone to handle everything.
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Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On one hand, I’m genuinely surprised it took this long for this to happen. On the other hand, Apocalypse please!
A stick of Dr. Squatch pumpkin spice scented deodorant.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s 7am on a Saturday morning and instead of watching cartoons, I’m working.
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Man Exhausted on Floor After a Bad Day
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TFW you get 15 files reassigned to you at 3pm on a Friday because the other person who *checks notes* already has a smaller workload than you is overwhelmed.
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Mad Angry
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another day, another lack of accountability.
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Eric Kofi Abrefa: I'm Just Tired
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