Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026then it's just gonna be AI talking to AI on a loop oh god that's how we're going to die isnt it 150
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the hornet got damaged so the UK is sending over an escort carrier in exchange for us letting them pick the next heavy cruiser off our shipyard 020
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026no, thats a picture. nobody draws that good, sorry you're not gonna trick me with this kind of exceptional quality 110
Reposted by MosasaurusHellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comTim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver)ALT: Tim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver) 091
Reposted by MosasaurusJason Voorhees Darr @jasondtx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comCaptain Jack Sparrow Salutes in Pirates of the CaribbeanAlt: Captain Jack Sparrow Salutes in Pirates of the Caribbean 21824
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i remember a time when everything was on basically one streaming service. no ads. just a $12/month fee for all the convenience in the world. but now... well. i'm back to my old ways.static.klipy.com 2067315
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026lane kiffin lost i think there's some kind of shit going down in iran/yemen? ed sheeran is a fuckhead thats about it 031
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026dear mr. presinald turmp: keep doing what you're doing just say less about it. and basically don't be who you are lol and also lmao at boone 041
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026mahomes was mahomes for the first quarter but mahomes has not been mahomes ever since. i'm pretty sure that makes sense. 000
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026and mahomes still somehow doing mahomes stuff!! 110
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ok don't be talking shit about those BK crowns because yeah i do want one 2100
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026hey now friendly fire let's choke that scatter cone a bit 000
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026But didn't we know they had plenty of spies up in our business at the time? I didn't realize we were caught by surprise by the test. 020
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the future textbook about this situation will have a preamble: it all started with harambe 030
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you forgot the most important part: it is blatantly illegal holy shit guys 1051612
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026the best lectures don't do damage right away so let's not be too hasty 010
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026that kind of action is more like $99 per hour, not a one time fee which is why I'm a proud subscriber to RFT Fam Platinum [tm] 0120
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hats are a valuable accessory in the right circumstances. I don't care for those straight-brimmed baseball caps that dudes wear, especially indoors. But what you're rocking in that picture adds a lot. Kind of a "more than a sum of the parts" situation. 010
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no, you shouldn't eat them!! you should use them to summon the eternal dragon Shenreo, who will grant you three wishes! but you must make the middle wish first, then you are allowed to wish the outer two wishes 020
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i take pride in the knowledge that i helped you grow 010
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026yeah, i don't really get it and i can't imagine it tastes good afterward 110
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026no, but they do coffee specifically for coffee enemas yes, really 4141
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Q was outstanding! And he even made an appearance in the Undisputed Best Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 230
Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i just dont get how anyone could behave or look more like some cartoon villain business CEO guy 020
