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theme park fan and curmudgeon 3d printing/Disney/Apple enthusiast I make fun 3d models: makerworld.com/@McG3D mcg3ddesigns.etsy.com IG: www.instagram.com/mcg3ddesigns Mastodon: monorailtimes@worldkey.io

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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 3h
Guess not this one lol
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 3h
Thought all their vinyl was made in Czech Republic by GZ
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 4h
What is that record behind her?
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 4h
Everyone walking away not even seeing it 😞
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 4h
What a strange pairing
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 18h
Apple will come out with some that don’t have the Meta baggage
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 18h
Can anyone else tell me what’s wrong with this photo that someone said they took recently at EPCOT?
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 03/10/2026
Not the town I was expecting
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Alicia Stella @alicia.social · 02/10/2026
The best Easter egg on the MiB ride is the Steven Spielberg head on a stick. He rarely lowers his newspaper, so it’s really hard to spot. I always knew Spielberg was three aliens in a trench coat.
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 02/10/2026
Sure sounds like AI voiceover to me?
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 02/10/2026
Beak and Barrel is same way, one and done for us. They shoved my family of 4 into a booth with 4 other people and got annoyed when we questioned it. Ended up staying but just not our thing and it’s super expensive for what you get. Cool theming is all it has.
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Jeopardy! @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Football fans rn: 😡 Know sports? Take the #ESPNJeopardy! Anytime Test: bit.ly/BeOnESPNJ
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 01/10/2026
Called them hurricanes too
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What did YOU call all the sodas at once and was it an affront to the concept of mental health awareness?
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 01/10/2026
I know it’s about the screaming I just really curious how much it bothers the neighborhood indoors
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 01/10/2026
Really curious how loud this could possibly be indoors. Universal already dealt with this issue with Dr Phillips and IOA, and that’s literally across the street from each other, a wall was enough. www.theverge.com/entertainmen...
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Noise from Universal’s latest ride made rich locals furious, fast
(Please don’t) scream if you wanna go faster.
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 30/09/2026
Yeah I’m not gonna pretend the mother is the victim here, only victim is the child who got sick, we’ve known for 100 years that raw milk has huge risks
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 30/09/2026
Yo it’s cursed as hell but you gotta admit that Henson puppet is dope
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 30/09/2026
It’s very Dark mirror!
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 30/09/2026
Wow all those major brands really don’t give a fuck do they
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 29/09/2026
Ohhh nooo
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 29/09/2026
Hope you feel better about your grandma
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 29/09/2026
I mostly mean popcorn buckets I’ve got like 3 and they already take up too much room and barely hold popcorn
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 29/09/2026
Where do people even keep those things?
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 29/09/2026
If I read this in the manual for my toaster I’d take it back to Costco
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 29/09/2026
It’s insane how popular this guy is wow, it’d be cool if we had people like this at the national level 😕
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 29/09/2026
Trying to get Siri AI to code cause I don’t want to pay for Claude, it’s definitely not as sleek and you have to manually copy and paste but it’s not making me stop and pay like Claude does, also I already pay for iCloud+ not sure if that makes a difference
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 29/09/2026
Oh we do that too
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 28/09/2026
Guess I’m an idiot lol
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 28/09/2026
No idea what this is about do I even wanna know
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 28/09/2026
I understand why you turned off replies for a while
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 28/09/2026
Do you think Disney keeps this stuff or nah?
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Derek Burgan @derekburgan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not sure if the Bob Chapek redemption book tour is going to go as well as he thinks it is.
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 26/09/2026
I love mark isn’t holding back lol
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 26/09/2026
Wow wild Annual Passholder Reservations Reach Capacity at EPCOT and Disney's Hollywood Studios Today www.wdwmagic.com/other/ticket...
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Annual Passholder Reservations Reach Capacity at EPCOT and Disney's Hollywood Studios Today
Annual Passholder reservations are full at EPCOT and Hollywood Studios on September 26, driven by the EPCOT Food and Wine Festival, new Hollywood Studios attractions, and a cool front.
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 26/09/2026
If they needed to know how to scan QR code they probably think Disney world is under the trees
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sad to see DETROITERS is leaving Netflix on October 15, watch it if you've never seen it and watch it again if you have
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 26/09/2026
Only take one they are strong
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 26/09/2026
Pretty sure Universal owns the Fat Ones franchise like they do Starbucks and other chains there so they are staffed with Universal TMs not third party
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Derek Burgan @derekburgan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NEW: The end of month TPEI is back look back at all the important news from last month including: Saying hello to Fat One's in Citywalk, saying goodbye to @themeparksdb.bsky.social, Sir Henry's Haunt turns 13, Lumb Combs Category 10 gets downgraded, and MORE!! touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
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Theme Park Enjoyment Index for SEPTEMBER 2026 | TouringPlans.com Blog
The Theme Park Enjoyment Index (TPEI) is a monthly look at the events that have made an impact, both positive and negati
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 26/09/2026
Luke downgraded to Lumb
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 25/09/2026
Free speech absolutists lol
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 25/09/2026
“Human-led design” (leading ChatGPT what to draw I guess)
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Park Journey @parkjourney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did receive a statement from Six Flags regarding our merchandise AI Rant. The crazy thing about this statement is that it doesn’t actually say they don’t use AI.
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 25/09/2026
Mountain restoration so hot right now
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 25/09/2026
I’m sure he’s still big at Walmart
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was finally able to track down an actual 3-D version of “AL’S BRAIN IN 3-D”… so if you have a VR headset, 3-D TV, or even cheap 3-D glasses, you can now watch this in the way it was originally intended! youtu.be/LKgKQK7tKIU
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - AL'S BRAIN IN 3-D
YouTube video by alyankovic
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com · 24/09/2026
Is Siri AI good enough now for the stuff you’re using Claude to do?
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