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Modern Man

@themodernman.bsky.social
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Political junkie, global citizen. Hack satirist. Laugh or die. Here to keep the Constitution and cancel Orange Foolius. Space Karen ruined Twitter. Follow me if you want to survive Trumpocalypse! #resistance

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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The richest country on earth can't figure out healthcare for all, or they don't want to? Illness is big business.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Whelp, go ahead and add Stolen Valor to the list of Trump elephant dung filled circus.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well that's gonna leave a mark. In other news, Big Box Wine shares are up 23%.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Still trying to decide if MAGA is more fake inside or outside
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Man's Subtle Smile and Smirk
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Same people calling wearing a mask to Walmart equivalent to slavery, are the same people too ignorant to know earth has been doing the wearing masks, social distancing, vaccine thing for over 100 years. And back then you could get locked up for breaking the rules.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Todd Blanche is the Don's Consigliere. Loyalty the family is everything. 'I want you to secure immunity for me and my family, and get a couple billion for the made guys'
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The Godfather: Tom Hagen Offers Help
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Todd Blanche is the Don's Consigliere. 'Loyalty to the family is everything'
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The Godfather: Tom Hagen Offers Help
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Only reason I ever watched CBS was Colbert and 60 Minutes. The cancelled Colbert, #1 late night show and gutted 60 Minutes, the oldest and most popular news show cuz Heir Fuhrher told them to. CBS is dead to me.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Name a single promise Trump has kept besides being a dictator on day 1.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dear Ignorant Felon, rapist, and resident gas bag, If you had won the 2020 Presidency (and you didn't) you wouldn't be POTUS now, and most likely in prison given the Epstein Files revelations, so kindly STFU and sit TF down. #Epstienfiles
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Trump Trump Nod
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If after overturning voting rights, and Roe, and allowing racial profiling and discrimination against gays, IF they override power of states to regulate their own elections expressly spelled out in the Constitution, they will officially be Anti-Constitutional Fascists and lose 100% legitimacy.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
OK so per the United States Constitution, the Executive branch has no role in regulating state voting. If they give him this, they are showing their Communist Fascist asses. Full Stop!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not so Fun Fact: Republicans have been wrong on every single issue for 50 years: -Always start a war -Always trigger a recession -Always run up the deficit -Always weaken social security -Always deregulate for corporate greed -Always increase wealth inequality No exceptions! Pass it on and vote!
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Ronald Reagan Looking at Camera
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
For those going on about Nolan's the Odyssey, it should be noted that the Ancient Greeks held Ethiopian People in high regard as wealthy, 'perfect people', 'tall and athletic' and more honorable and pious than the rest of the world. Race and racism is a modern construct. That is all.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
From Pedro Alonso Niño, black pilot brains of Columbus exploration,Natives saving Pilgrims, Crispus Attucks, Benjamin Banneker designing D.C, Chinese who built railroads, women in WWII factories, Tuskegee Airmen, Native Wind Talkers, to Hidden Figures getting us to the moon. DEI is our superpower.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I feel like lying about the number of dead soldiers is peak communism and should be an impeachable offense.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A vote for this bill is a vote to end democracy. There are no excuses.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fun Fact: There are no South Africans in the Bible or Greek Mythology.
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ossoff ignores the noise and focuses on the signal. The signal is Pete Hegseth is an incompetent lying POS.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
General Lloyd Austin is a combat veteran bad ass. Part time Fox News contributor and resident alcoholic woman beater Hegseth is a punk ass. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I idolized Robin Williams since watching reruns of Mork and Mindy. He struggled with depression his whole life. Gone too soon.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There is no such thing as a false positive. Trump is willing to let people suffer and die for cash. Not sure how this ends but it has to end.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Actually he should start with investigating his damn self!!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This picture is not accurate. Everybody knows Trump would put himself in Jesus place
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Donald Trump Waving from Drive-Thru
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Iran should have missiles, everybody else has them, plus I'm bored with this war. -Donald J Trump (5 years old in the brain)
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Federalist Society and the Heritage Foundation own SCOTUS. Sadly this will go through mostly because 2/3 of American adults can't name the 3 branches of government.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Isabella Gonzalez didn't need testosterone to do her job. Her family didn't have to be here since the Confederacy to contribute. She was a woman, a solider, a patriot same as James Feehan. My dad lost a hand in Viet Nam. My daughter is 19. I need these unserious undeserving bastard out!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
IF Trump had just left Obama's Iran deal in place, 16 service members would be alive today including this beautiful woman who was just trying to do her part even as her family could be stopped and shot at any minute. Sometimes I just can't.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why have all other nations figured out how to make healthcare available to all and the richest nation on earth calls it communism?
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Even Banana Republics have healthcare for all.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We're still waiting for his crack head ass to show proof of 300M people voting illegally even though there are only 170M registered voters. 😂
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A dirty POTUS, a dirty SCOTUS, a dirty Congress, 200M ppl so uniformed they can't name the 3 branches of govt. The perfect storm is upon us. November must be a resounding rebuke or they'll dismantle Democracy in short order.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Let me guess.... the mystery fake voters are in Georgia, Arizona, Michigan and Pennsylvania. All the swing states Trump lost in 2020.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
that's not how it's spelled but thanks.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Homeland Security has no role in elections. They are accelerating their lies and attacks as reality sets in that Trump won't get his 'SAVE my ass' act.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Because of course you are. Elon Musk will be remembered as the guy who flew too close to the moon.
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Elon Musk Jumping with Joy
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Only time I watched CBS was Colbert and 60 Minutes. They canceled Cobert and gutted 60 minutes at Trumps demand. They're dead to me.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The only time I ever watched CBS what Colbert and 60 minutes. They're dead to me.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
CBS already sold out. Cancelled Colbert and gutted 60 minutes at the Presidents demand. Fascism is happening in real time.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is the equivalent of Ghislaine Maxwell meeting with the Epstein survivors. They're in on the coverup together.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Media just casually glosses over how his wife was immediately called by to China to meet with the CCP. Shady af.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
She released the Kraken, and it bit her in the ass.😆
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Lmao Meme: Man Laughing Heartily
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Man Shouts 'Slam!' and Floats
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thank you!💙 America has such a short memory.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thank you! 💙
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes, I remember singing all the words way back. So very fitting for the situation at hand.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for an election to steal... #Ossoff #GAPOL
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for an election to steal.... #Ossoff
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Powerful testimony with grace. Todd Blanche is a scumbag pedo protecting Trump sycophant.
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