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Modern Man

@themodernman.bsky.social
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Political junkie, global citizen. Hack satirist. Laugh or die. Here to keep the Constitution and cancel Orange Foolius. Space Karen ruined Twitter. Follow me if you want to survive Trumpocalypse! #resistance

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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Todd Blanche is the Don's Consigliere. Loyalty the family is everything. 'I want you to secure immunity for me and my family, and get a couple billion for the made guys'
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The Godfather: Tom Hagen Offers Help
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dear Ignorant Felon, rapist, and resident gas bag, If you had won the 2020 Presidency (and you didn't) you wouldn't be POTUS now, and most likely in prison given the Epstein Files revelations, so kindly STFU and sit TF down. #Epstienfiles
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Trump Trump Nod
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not so Fun Fact: Republicans have been wrong on every single issue for 50 years: -Always start a war -Always trigger a recession -Always run up the deficit -Always weaken social security -Always deregulate for corporate greed -Always increase wealth inequality No exceptions! Pass it on and vote!
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Ronald Reagan Looking at Camera
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
For those going on about Nolan's the Odyssey, it should be noted that the Ancient Greeks held Ethiopian People in high regard as wealthy, 'perfect people', 'tall and athletic' and more honorable and pious than the rest of the world. Race and racism is a modern construct. That is all.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
General Lloyd Austin is a combat veteran bad ass. Part time Fox News contributor and resident alcoholic woman beater Hegseth is a punk ass. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Isabella Gonzalez didn't need testosterone to do her job. Her family didn't have to be here since the Confederacy to contribute. She was a woman, a solider, a patriot same as James Feehan. My dad lost a hand in Viet Nam. My daughter is 19. I need these unserious undeserving bastard out!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for an election to steal... #Ossoff #GAPOL
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Todd Blanche is Don the Cons consigliere and dirtier than ditch digger dungarees. IRS Settlement, #Epsteinfiles, #Klobuchar, Presidents lawyer
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The Godfather: Loyalty to Family - Guns Up
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
For the record, the only cheating in Georgia was by Donald Trump and his gang of misfit toys.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Mamdani is for affordable housing, healthcare and childcare for working people. This is not radical communism, it's common sense.
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Zohran Mamdani 3 Words For You
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fun fact: The majority of SNAP recipients are Rural, aka Trump voters who voted against their own children's best interest with SNAP cuts, kinda like marrying off your 14 yro daughter to the cult leader bc God told you to. It's a cult. #snapcuts
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
-$15M on shitty pool reno -$20M on shitty UFC mess -$600M on shitty ballroom -$900M on illegal gifted plane -$1.7B slush fund 4 criminals -$40B for Argentina -$75B for ICE -$500B extra for DoD -$2 trillion tax cut 4 billionaire bros That's in 1.5 yrs, all on our credit card. He's robbing us blind!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Donald Trump is a more dangerous parasite than the #screwworm. He is more pathological than #Ebola virus, he is more of a threat to democracy than #Iran. He seeks to destroy America from the inside just for the sake of money, power, shits and giggles.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Im old enough to remember when Fox News spent six months calling President Obama unpresidential for wearing a tan suit.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
OK, I'm balling right now. Michelle and Obama are so incredibly amazing people!! #obamapresidentialcenter
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Google AI sucks artificial ass! Soon we will have Super AI, that is AI that doesn't need humans to create AI. Then it will come down to Super AI coldly & rationally deciding data centers r more important than power for homes, growing crops, clean air and water. Watch👀 Come and get me Agent Smith!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's like we're being fleeced by a bunch of Gypsy Squatters in the White House. They set up shop in the peoples house and are laughing all the way to the bank. FFS How Long?!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Trump promised: -No new wars -End Russia war -GDP of 5% -lower prices -cheaper gas -Fix Healthcare -release Epstein files Trump delivered: -a brand new war -Siding with Russia -GDP of 0% -lost jobs -tarrifs and inflation -Record high gas -$1 trillion in healthcare cuts -In the Epstein files
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Obama wasn't born here❌ I'll build wall, Mexico pays❌ I'll fix healthcare in a day❌ Biggest Infrastructure Day❌ Tariffs r good❌ I'll lower drugs 600%❌ Gas below $3❌ I'll end Russia War❌ No New Wars!❌ We defeated Iran❌ I'll release all Epstein files❌ Still support this lying ass liar? #Maddow
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a man in a tuxedo is saying `` you win the dunce hat '' while standing in front of a black background .
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Who else thinks Kash 'Where TF am I?' Patel @ FBI, Pete 'I drank the 5th' Hegseth @ DoD, Jared 'Prince of Bankruptcy & Self Dealing' Kushner, & JD 'I can shoot down Spy Balloons with muh AR' Vance all led by Donald 'Bing Bing Bong Boom' Trump r complete F UP's ruining Earth?! #nopuroseflour
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This made me spit my coffee out y'all
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Under Donald Trump, gas is up inflation is up Health insurance is unaffordable Tariffs are taxes Vaccines work Epstein victims are worse off Iran is making more money than ever Russia & China are winning GDP sucks Job growth sucks How TF is anybody supporting this loser?
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Soooo, maybe Meania is just distancing herself from Trump before she drops the Epstein bomb on him? I mean, she is miserable. She flips, he gets clipped, e voila! She's free!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Guess what fam? It's TACO Tuesday! Stand by #iranwar
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Real talk, where does Trump find all these unqualified, below average white people for leadership roles? We don't know what Mullen will do cuz he doesn't know what he'll do. Make DEI Great again!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Trump treats the Ten Commandments like a bucket list, but please Christian Nationalists, do go on abt how he's ordained from God. MAGA Please!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
ICYMI: Trump on Iran 'Big hitting goes down now' Are you f'n kidding me?!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just so I understand, we're going to war with Iran cuz Jared Kushner, a Zionist man w ZERO experience in diplomacy, who could not pass a background check, is not a govt employee and who got $2 Billion from the Saudis couldn't get a deal with Iran? WITAF?!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Trump ignit ass started World War III without even so much as a congressional or civil debate. He's officially f'd up earth! #Dubai
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Trump poked the bear didn't he? #hillaryclinton
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Trump's cabinet is the most incompetent and corrupt cabinet in American history. *Note: No immigrants or black folks. 🤔 #proudblue Trump Tarrifs
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sorry MAGA but Trump is so not a Christian. He actually hates y'all and treats violating the 10 Commandments like a bucket list. Deal with it!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I believe Trump will turn the CIA on the American people to throw the 2026 midterms. They can literally make anything happen but are prohibited from operating inside the US. That's why Tulsi Gabbard is on the ground in the Georgia Elections raid. Putin got Trump to turn America on itself.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
No POTUS in history has raided a county election office. I live in Fulton County Georgia. No way in hell Trump could've ever won (67% Democratic). We are undeterred. Either America votes in Nov w numbers too big to rig, cuz #Trumps trying hard af, or we become Russia West. #vote #proudblue
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
All guards were asleep & oddly none of the cameras were working, & interestingly a man on suicide watch left alone with stuff to hang himself? Maxwell moved to country club facility w a dog & benefits? No release of Epstein files. The more I think about it, the more it seems Trump had Epstein offed
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
#Breaking: FBI raids Fulton County Georgia elections office. Wonder tf why?
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
In a world of Kid Rocks, be a Bruce Springsteen
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I grew up on Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, but watching older Bond movies, Sean Connery was more gritty & authentic. That said, Daniel Craig in the dark reboot of Casino Royale was next level gritty. Sir Connery may be the GOAT, but Craig had better material & will be hard to replace. #HATM
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Now THIS is the America I know! Only light can drive out the darkness! We love you #Minneapolis.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Let's keep it real. As a baseline for society right now, at this point errbody knows, if he could, Trump would make lynching great again, and 30% of white folks would be ok with that. Same crowd he's fleecing blind. ICE Enforcement
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Todd Blanche the Pedophile Whisperer who moved a sick demented Trunt child molester to a country club prison to keep her from signing is on TV this morning defending the horseshit going on in Minnesota. I can't wait for him to be disgraced, disbarred, and disfreedomed.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
America does not want Greenland and there is no mandate to invade, buy it or otherwise. Only reason Trump wants it is Putin told him it was a strategic imperative for them to take control of Europe. Nazi Germany is here and we are not interested in joining the Axis of Evil. Full stop!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Tim Walz is as clean as they come. Donald Trump is as dirty a criming ass PoS there is. Bring it on! See your corrupt asses in November!
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I like Presidents who actually earn The Nobel Peace Prize
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
And here it is! Trump made up a Somali scandal so he could send ICE agents to serve as agitators, then blame US citizens for being the agitators so he could declare Martial Law and treat every American as a threat. Democracy is teetering on the brink, y'all. #ice #Minneapolis #proudblue #resist
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wait, Donald Trump is hiring 10,000 new ICE agents, but can't find the staff to release the Epstein Files?
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Oh Boy, hold on to your butts. For ICE it's now open hunting season on US Citizens who #resist. This ain't gonna end well is it? #proudblue
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Steve Bannon told us Trump is following the NAZI playbook. JD Vance called him our Hitler. MAGA thinks they're winning with crap like murdering Renee Nicole Good, rounding up people legally here. What they're to dim to understand is they're next. God forbid you put religion above the Fuhrer.
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Whenever Trump starts bitchin' and moaning about why he hasn't got the Nobel Peace Prize, I like to dig this one up. The source of all his pain. #proudblue
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Modern Man @themodernman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Trump just cancelled PBS!😡 CNN, MSNOW, NBC,ABC,CBS bowed to Trumps threats. They've moved on from Epstein Files, Trump's War Crimes, Noem's embezzlement, illegality of Venezuelan invasion, ICE raids, YET all hyping Fake MN Somali scandal w/o exposing that Trump is making crap up. 1st A is dead!☠️
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