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That pinchy little fucker

@themoderatrix.bsky.social
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Kinky. Disabled. Canadian. Opinionated. Queer af. Content likely to be 18+ or pics of my cats.

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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesterday, after a full eight weeks of cowering, Princess Jellybean decided that cuddles were worth the risk, and jumped onto the couch to snuggle up to me for the first time. In all my years of cat ownership, I’ve never had one who took so long to relax. But the reward is exquisite.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Caturday! Here’s a video of my grey girl playing with her new claw-filing puzzle box. Watching her, I’m fascinated to realize she is very definitely left-pawed. #cat
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sometimes, you just need to treat yourself to a big hearty bag of eyeballs.
A bag of synthetic eyeballs spills out of a small envelope onto kraft paper.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A consignment store a few km away from me had section that I found… intriguing.
Sign above a clothing rack that reads, “Athletic bottoms”
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Spotted in an ob/gyn office this morning. Had me wondering about what kind of incident had occurred in the past to make them swear never to circumsize on credit.
Sign hanging on an office wall that reads, “Effective August 1, 2021 CIRCUMCISIONS WILL BE $300 CASH ONLY”
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I may have bought a thing at yesterday’s Night Market…
A yellow rubber ducky wearing a black chest harness sits on a tabletop
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A fluffy grey kitty sleeps on a pink pillow next to the photographer.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I said goodbye to the very bestest of girls last night, and my heart is shattered. This cat saved my life more times than I can count. She was my soul kitty.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can I tell you what I got him? I’m so excited it’s killing me. He’s a professional nerd (video game producer) and a passionate sourdough baker who makes pizza for his family at least once a week. I bought him… A BAT’LETH PIZZA CUTTER
A Klingon bat’leth lies across a pizza and cutting board
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
One of my tiny seedlings has decided he is going to wear a water droplet as a jaunty hat. He is feeling his dapper self and I would kill for him.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Nothing like a SPONTANEOUS, UNPROVOKED EXPLOSION to liven up a Monday night.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This is my soul kitty.
A small tabby swaddled in a burgundy blanket peeks out, her front paws crossed. Extreme cuteness.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Plaid flannel and rainbow Blundstones. I am looking charmingly #gay today.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Double decker cats. Hiccup is happily swaddled in the blanket, and Priss is enjoying sitting ON the blanket, and therefore on Hiccup.
An elderly tabby can just be seen wrapped in a birthday blanket, while her fluffy grey daughter sits on the blanket, directly on her mother’s head.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Personal space is overrated.
Two cats lie on a rug with their back legs entwined. One is tabby, the other grey and white and very very fluffy.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The last few months have sucked, but this one has been glued to my side through it all. 💕
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Also also, tis Caturday.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
From a sensory standpoint, this “fork” is the wort thing to ever happen to my face. It is made of…wood? Paper? Not sure. But it has such a rough texture that it actually stuck to my lips and pulled them away from my face when I tried to pull it out of my mouth. 0/10 do not recommend. ::shudders::
A beige fork sits on a pink and green plate with crumbs on it.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Happy Caturday from my old lady and her favourite pillow (my hand).
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
New dress, nail polish, jewelry… Dare I say I’m feeling ever-so -slightly like my pre-2020 self?
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Ending ten days off with some baking as a way of caring for my future self. Raisin-hazelnut sourdough and pumpkin-oatmeal muffins will make breakfasts easier for the next few weeks. Go, me.
A load of fresh-baked bread sits next to dozens of muffins on a cooling rack.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Miss Priss is here to grace your timeline. You’re welcome.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This showed up in my mailbox today. I have no idea where it came from. Did I order it? Did someone gift it to me? But whoever chose it knows me very well.
A picture of a black and white sticker depicting a woman whisking some batter. The caption reads, “Baking. Because murder is wrong.”
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
He sends me texts like, “I’m ready for my midlife crisis micro-bakery phase now, plzandthankyou.” I really love it.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My cat, who is a splendid, cuddly cat but NOT a lap cat, has just crawled into my lap. I live here now.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This is now the third or fourth tote filled with safer-sex supplies I’ve unearthed. Sooooo many expired condoms…
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Group project: name my new bike, who will be delivered next week.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Ridiculous. How is this comfy?
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Fluff to grace your timeline. She says, “You’re welcome”.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This year, the strawberries have beaten both the rhubarb and the asparagus to be the first garden green!
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Anybody wanna see how the fridge turned out? Silver is before, white is after. The cherries were more work than I would like to admit, but I love them.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
They are ugly but they’re pretty delicious. Most of the sweetness comes from the raspberries, too. This is a bonus.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I have been gifted the world’s most evillest paddle. I am delighted.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I missed Caturday again this week, but have decided that any time is a good time to show off this beauty. She’s utterly delightful and I adore her.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
YUM.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Trying to fight absolute despair by cooking. At least the revolution will taste yummy.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Happy Caturday from one of the finest.
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That pinchy little fucker @themoderatrix.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Uhhhh I had a LOT of trouble finding a solution to this that wasn’t NSFW.
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