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James MacLeod

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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What an absolutely fucking ridiculous passage of play that was. Total fucking clown show #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Toure’s got pitching wedges for feet, it would appear #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not sure who’s panicking more - our attackers or their defenders 🤔 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Where the fuck did that come from?? Has Botman ever taken a shot from distance like that before? Wow! #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
FFS. If we win tonight, we go fourth, so OF COURSE we’ve given away a penalty in the first 5mins, and OF COURSE it’s been scored 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@empiremagazine.bsky.social So your Indiana Jones ranking dropped into my podcast feed on the same day my FB memories informed me it was 5yrs since I introduced my then-11yr-old son to Crystal Skull after - and I quote - ‘some twat told him it was really a film’. Still furious about it!
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who migrated to another country to avoid taxes says Britain's problem is migration and taxes that he doesn't pay. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
theguardian.com
Jim Ratcliffe: UK is ‘on the slide’ from days when it had world’s ‘greatest empire’
Co-owner of Manchester United says Britain is in decline because of high taxes and immigration
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I remember a time when I quite liked Spurs, but they’re so hilariously inept I only ever want bad things to happen to them. I’m sure that speaks poorly of me, but here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why is it that the *opinion* of a billionaire tax dodger who hates his country of birth is deemed worthy of a full-length feature on the website of the public broadcaster?
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is it time to suggest that maybe Alonso isn’t a great manager? We can all fluke a good season, but the evidence would suggest he ain’t all that 🤷🏻‍♂️ Or the Chelsea voodoo is strong. (Would also explain Martinez’s form, too!)
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Isn’t this Temu Tommy Robinson the same prick who was demanding the Daily Mail buy his mam a new house the other week because they didn’t say where she lived? Pathetic little man.
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
COMEBACK’S ON!! #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Any Sky experts out there maybe help a guy out? I appear to have accidentally got the Leeds supporters’ commentary on and can’t work out how to change it to the regular commentary 🤔 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The one time I didn’t want to be right. Christ we’ve been dogshit #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not a single home victory this gameweek in the EPL - my team are away in the last fixture of the round. I think we all know how this is gonna end… 🙄 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fulls? I think my legs cramped up just reading that! 😅 Congratulations again - and the GNR is definitely worth doing, even if it is *only* the 13.1 miles… 😉
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Amazing work! GNR? (I found out I didn’t have to run my 7th yesterday and feel similarly pleased!)
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank fuck for that! 😅 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I genuinely love Jacob Murphy, and think the amount of stick he gets - for a decent player who seems to love playing football and specifically love playing football for us - is unfair, BUT his set pieces have been DOGSHIT tonight 😬 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is Jaissle trying to surreptitiously convert Willock into a No. 9? He’s nearly always our most advanced player. Is he doing a reverse Joelinton? 🤔😉 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Comments are disabled on the article, so I’ll just pop this here: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Good, the horrible prick. www.nytimes.com/athletic/757...
nytimes.com
Joey Barton denied bail, will remain in custody until March 2027 trial (Gift Article)
The former Manchester City and Newcastle midfielder denies causing grievous bodily harm with intent to Kevin Lynch in March.
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh. That WAS fast! 😅 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We need to wake up, and fast #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fucking hell, Botman - maybe not 😳 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Really sluggish start from us so far, but hopefully that goal will be a kick up the arse #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fucking hell. They really are just utter scum.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If a big rock fell from the sky this afternoon and killed the correct couple of dozen people, most of this shit would just go away.
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah, this makes me happy 😊 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
GETTHEFUCKIN!! #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If the adverts are anything to go by, people who use Trivago are a bunch of smug cunts and I’d rather pay over the odds than be one of them.
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pretty much, yeah 😅
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Getting some strong flashbacks to, well, all of your Football Manager challenges here 😬
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As a Newcastle fan, I never knew what Kieron Dyer was doing, but I didn’t like it and certainly didn’t want more of it… 😅
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Abigail Monster Squad Eat Locals Sinners Any excuse to get ‘Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter’ on a film festival! 😅
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
FFS. Can we stop now, please? You’ve had your three in three 😔
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck’s sake, Hall! Sell the bugger to Man Utd! 🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh no! 😔
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton? 😔😔😔
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You’re more than welcome, but it is relative to me, I’m afraid… 😉
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@disniversity.bsky.social I am currently 53mins into the Tangled episode and have just heard no less an authority than Dr Sam Summers lose his damn mind. Such a shame to see it on one so young, but it’s the only possible explanation for his musical claims thus far 😳
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ha! Although not quite enough sexy lion daddy energy to make me watch that film… 😉
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Aaron Pierre is an excellent John Stewart (and John Stewart is ‘my’ Green Lantern thanks to the Justice League cartoon), but my word he is distractingly pretty
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
First 3 episodes available! It’s very silly and very fun and very good - perfect Reacher!
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just in case you're wondering why poor Nigel is being persecuted... Maybe you could let a voter in Clacton know, so they can feel extra special about electing him again.
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fancy something so hard-working also be chill. Thank you, sir, you are a gentleman
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I did not think googling “hippo eating a watermelon” would be my approach to dealing with this morning’s hangover, but then I didn’t think I was going out for a drink last night. Life comes at you weird sometimes…
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Great edition, thoroughly enjoyed it, but one day can we just have an episode where Dave reads out moronic 1 star reviews and Rich reacts, please? I’d happily listen to an hour of that on its own 😁
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Crispy pig ears were always my snack of choice at the BC - been a while for me, too, though, so don’t know if they still do ‘em…
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Is there anything worse than trying to force yourself through a book you’re not enjoying? I know life’s too short for bad books and I should just give it up, but I’ve started it - I REQUIRE CLOSURE!
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James MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fingers crossed!
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