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@themightytej.northsky.social
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Self-pub author, charity streamer, ttrpg writer, and small-time farmer in rural New England. He/him is fine. rabidhaberdashery.wixsite.com/home rabidhaberdashery [at] gmail

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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes! This is what mine look like. I just use blank drawing paper, though. #AutChat
A complex tangle of straight lines, geometric shapes, spirals, and blocks, mostly done in black ink with occasional blue or red areas.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
A tumblr post from user TheMightyTej, dated 11 minutes before the screenshot was taken. It reads:

"I want to be very clear that I support Palestine. I am utterly opposed to the genocide Israel is carrying out against Palestinians. I have actively participated in demanding my representatives push for the United States to stop endorsing and materially supporting Israel's continued attacks against Palestine and other surrounding nations. I have argued that it isn't even sensible as a Christian position to support Israel, as the common argument for it relies on the idea that God promised the land to the Jewish people while ignoring the fact that, if we assume that promise applies to the modern nation of Israel, it came with conditions that Israel is not meeting. It is a gross injustice that we cannot support and still think ourselves the good guys.

Keep that in mind as I say the following.

I think, if we absolutely positively cannot break our relationship with Israel, then we need to at least be logically consistent and give up at least 2/3 of the United States to the full sovereign control of Native Americans. Not the continental United States. The whole thing. All of our territory gets counted in."The same post as the first image, continued. This portion reads:

"I mean, that was the logic, right? The Jewish people underwent a horrible genocide, and therefore they needed to be given a place where they had full sovereignty and safety from future genocidal maniacs, so the then-current controlling state of the land where they claimed ancestral heritage was broken up and a majority share given to them. That's the entire argument for why Israel exists as a distinct state at all in the modern world. So if we're so absolutely sold on this idea that we can't even consider reducing the massive cash flow we throw at Israel every year, then we need to be consistent. The peoples native to North America underwent a horrific genocide, and are still suffering ongoing aspects of that; it is only logical that our response, as the state that currently controls the land of their ancestral heritage, that we break up that land and give them the majority share. So they can establish a place where they have full sovereignty and safety from future genocidal intentions. Obviously.

I'm cool with either option. Whether we stop support of Israel or give the same support to other genocided peoples, at least we'd be consistent in our ideals. Or maybe we could do both! That would be cool, too!"
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
I haven't actually listened to the show yet to know who Pix is, but I do prefer to have blue hair and I have Memento Mori stickers on things and a book WIP called Memento Mori, so the picture at least feels appropriate. Also the description sounds pretty accurate.
A drawing of a dark-skinned feminine-presenting person with long blue hair, a gold hoop earring visible on one side, and a black shirt with "Memento Mori" written in a gothic font. Beneath the picture it reads, "Your Result: Pix. You're fiercely independent, nihilistic and an aggressively horny top. What a combo. A true artist at heart, you sometimes participate in life like a neutral observer, which also means you don't have to join in, get hurt or clean up anyone else's messes - WILDER. You can come off a bit prickly at first, but lurking underneath it all you secretly have a soft, squidgy heart (and a few deeply ironic monsters). And if anyone tells, you'll thump them."
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
Comic source: neilblr.com/post/5849066...
Two panels from Neil Cicierega's 2013 Little Mermaid comic, "Ariel Needs Legs." The first panel shows Grimsby lighting a pipe as he says, "Seven vagánias." The second panel shows Prince Eric's shocked reaction.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 07/09/2026
My morning: Boston Labor Day Parade 2026 with Mass50501, the Massachusetts Education Justice Alliance, Partners in Democracy, and the Fight Back Coalition.
A photograph of four guys holding a banner in the middle of a parade. The banner is white with large blue and red text that reads, "The people united will never be defeated" with a red starburst design on either side.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
Give Lake Ontario your own fun nickname, why not: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
A map of Lake Ontario, produced by MapQuest. The lake itself is relabeled with the name "Lake Erie 2: Electric Boogaloo."
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon! It's hard to choose, but I have a soft spot for Jerry Nison. No, I don't know what kind of Pokémon he is. Managing Pokémon Go on my phone for the kids and now taking it over since they have their own phones is my entire experience with Pokémon.
A picture of a big gray Pokémon with a horn on his nose and round ears. He stands upright and has an armor plated belly. His name is Jerry Nison, and he's a Poison and Ground type. He weighs 68.75kg and is 1.42 meters tall. He was caught on March 23, 2017. He has 132 hit points and 1,696 CP.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 14/08/2026
You look at that timestamp on this post from my tumblr and take a wild guess. themightytej.tumblr.com/post/1403989...
A post dated March 3, 2016 that reads, "The other thing that scares me about Trump is that putting him into office normalizes and promotes the twisted mess he’s been calling Christianity this whole campaign, and I do not want the church in America to look like what it would under those circumstances." It has 18 notes.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different "era" of your life. I drew that shirt! That was my senior year in high school.
A photograph of me standing in a room. It's 2001. I'm wearing khaki cargo pants and a white t-shirt with a red collar and a hand-drawn band logo. The band is called Virulent. The logo makes use of a biohazard symbol. My hair is brown and lazily spiked. I have the kind of half-grown facial hair of a guy in high school that would be the singer in a band called Virulent in 2001. Dear alt tex reader, you're never going to guess what my relationship to Virulent was.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 03/08/2026
We were all young once.
A tumblr post from user TheMightyTej that reads, "We've had to push our next D&D session into September because of scheduling conflicts, including two of our players going on their honeymoon. To which I tried to be reasonable and said, "Who am I to demand you make D&D a higher priority than your honeymoon?"

Carol said, "I'm almost positive we did DnD stuff on our honeymoon lol"

I replied, "I don't know if we wanna take 'would Tej bring TTRPGs into this?' as a standard for anything."

Everyone enjoyed that and started joking about whether or not we could play D&D at the campsite where they would be having their honeymoon, and one person talked about a Stardew Valley themed game she had at her bachelorette party.

It never really came up that my first thought was when my friends and I used to play Strip Vampire, a game loosely based on Vampire: The Masquerade involving sets of 10-sided dice and public nudity."
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 26/07/2026
Because of who I am, fundamentally, as a person, I got curious about how many domain combos are possible but unused in Daggerheart's base classes, and made a spreadsheet. I'm not saying I'm gonna build any, just. You know. They're there if anyone, including me, wants to build any.
A chart showing the 9 Daggerheart classes, each as a combination of two out of 9 available domains. This leaves  27 displayed possible two-domain combinations with no associated class.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 21/07/2026
She told me I have strong throat muscles and I was like "wait WHAT?" #TwitchStreamer #Clip
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's all coming together.
A blank character sheet. The top row has fields for Name and Player. The second row has a field for Role. The third row has fields for Band and Genre. Under that are two boxes. The box on the left is labeled Traits and has three pairs of traits stacked above one another, with a white box under each trait. The pairs are Aura and Chill, Energy and Theory, and Delivery and Groove. Under this is an additional space with grayed out text that reads, "Role Bonus." The box to the right is labeled Biography, and is split into four uneven sections. The sections are labeled, top to bottom, as Physical Description, Fun Fact, What's Your Deal? and Band's Story. The bottom third of the page is one large box labeled Resources.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 28/06/2026
For context to today's #AutChat, this is where I'm sitting while I answer these questions about clutter and cleaning.
A pair of desks set at a 90 degree angle covered in papers, books, headphones, cameras, snacks, and computer elements.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cover art for the Modest Mouse album, "Good News For People Who Love Bad News." Cover features seven white arrows shot into a green surface, with each shot trailing a line of white. One line is interrupted by the shadow of a hummingbird appearing to drink it.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 11/06/2026
We don’t usually see each other‘s headers. Here’s mine. Quote post with yours. I actually just updated mine.
A BlueSky profile header. The banner image is a photograph of a broken window. The user picture is a bearded man with the sides of his head shaved and the long brown hair on top pulled back. He has a black shirt that says "Trophy Husband" but it's reversed because of the picture. The display name is Tej, account is TheMightyTej.BSKY.social. Tej has 1.4k followers, follows 2.5k accounts, and has 3.1k posts. His bio reads, "Self-pub author, streamer, TTRPG writer, and small-time farmer in rural New England. He/him is fine. Linktr.ee/TheMightyTej"
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yeah let me just upload my *checks notes* literal brain scans to the lying box so I can get a wrong answer quickly instead of just waiting a couple weeks for a real specialist to give me real life-and-death information. What are we doing here?
A conversation over a texting app. Sender says, "Thanks man. How is your health?" Recipient says, "Well, the migraines have been improving lately. My appointment for lab results concerning a possible cause for them in July 1." Sender asks, "July 1 for a follow up? Can you see your test results in a portal?" Recipient answers, "I can see the actual scans, but Lord knows how to read them. It was an MRV." Sender replies, "AI, my good man." Recipient says, "I'd rather let the bees at my dick than feed my medical records to an AI. We have bees now, BTW." Sender says, "I’m not one to kink-shame…LOL take your identifying marks off of the test and just run it through." Recipient says, "The radiologist gave some initial impressions, but the guy who sent me for the scan is a specialist and the condition he's looking for is pretty niche and only recently discoverable and treatable. So I'm just waiting for the official word." The conversation ends with the Sender saying, "Oh OK. Glad it seems treatable. Sweet goodness."
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 07/06/2026
We played Mothership today and my Teamster character was killed by a man being puppeteered by an alien crab monster. He maybe could have survived, but he spent his turn throwing a grenade to save everyone else (he successfully killed the monster, even) instead of using his first aid kit.
A picture of Chief Miles O'Brien from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, looking side-eyed into the camera. The text on the top reads, "In loving memory of Freddy 'Freaky' Friday" and the bottom reads, "He was a union man."
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 04/06/2026
Looking for playtesters! My short rules-light #ttrpg, INNER LIGHT, is in playtesting. And I need people willing to try it out! Play an Aspect, one inner voice of a character, as you and the other Aspects determine who leads and how the rest will influence decisions. Grow by battling inner demons.
A banner that is mostly black, with partial blindfolded faces visible. The words "Inner Light" are written in glowy, blocky script.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 11/05/2026
Tumblr post from user TheMightyTej that reads:

I famously don't usually recognize signs that someone is interested in me, to the point where I have been led to believe that at least one girl was convinced we were actively dating and moving too fast while I didn’t know she had even considered me as an option. This issue has been covered in myriad ways in previous posts.

But it's strange when this comes as criticism from my brothers. Because they exclusively talk about high school, the last time they really had day-to-day awareness of my life. So it ends up being about how bad I was at getting into relationships or recognizing when someone had a crush on me during a window of time when I'm pretty sure they weren’t any more aware? Like. Sure, yeah, I didn’t date anyone the summer before junior year. That's true. But also, neither did you. And unlike me, you two had girls coming over and being so obvious that *I* noticed.

Like. I don't know, guys. Maybe Autumn and Anne really liked Adam Sandler movies. I wouldn't put it past them, it was the late 90s. But did they "come over at 9 am to sit next to your scungy ass for four hours and watch Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, literally exactly those two movies, every single day for an entire summer" like Adam Sandler movies? I gotta tell you. I have my doubts.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 20/04/2026
Important things happening in our Discord, folks.
Text from user Tej | GM, with a nameplate that reads MFFO, and a timestamp of 7:12. The messages read:
The newest release of the Ravenloft setting is including Innsmouth as a Domain of Dread. Which means two very important things!
1. Lovecraftian horror!
2. Massachusetts is now a canonical D&D campaign setting
Odds of The Replacements stopping off for supplies at a Cumby's have increased marginally above zero.
[in italics] Walks into the fight three rounds late carrying a Potion of Haste [end italics] (Dunkin iced coffee)
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 19/04/2026
I've learned of the #CatsOfAutChat tag and wanted to share my precious anxious girl Cassandra with you all.
A black cat with white paws and a white nose curled up on a black sheet.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 14/03/2026
I'm looking forward to my official diagnosis as "A Real Piece of Work." #TherapyHumor #MentalHealth
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 19/02/2026
Something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm gonna steal this from @zprospero.bsky.social
Get to know me
1 like = 1 answer

1. Do you have nicknames?
2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten?
3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't?
4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not?
5. Biggest turn on?
6. What was your first job?
7. What was the last song you sang?
8. What is one of your most treasured memories?
9. What has overwhelmed you recently?
10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on?
11. What makes you feel appreciated?
12. Do you have trust issues?
13. Best concert you've ever been to?
14. Do you care what other people think of you?
15. What are your main hobbies?
16. Describe your dream home.
17. What is your strongest held belief(s)?
18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go?
19. What is your most attractive feature?
20. Do you believe in aliens?
21. Biggest turn off?
22. What has made you laugh the most lately?
23. Favorite animal?
24. What lyrics are currently stuck in your head?
25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive?
26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart.
27. Favorite comfort show?
28. Name one thing that always makes you angry.
29. Favorite type of weather?
30. What are you currently looking forward to?
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 28/01/2026
Working on my first new non-digital painting in years. It took a while to convince myself that I can just do whatever I want to do, the way I want to do it, instead of trying to meet the standards from a class or emulate a specific style. Note: improvements upon my alt text are wildly encouraged.
Spray paint on canvas board. It's got some blueish blackish vertical bits? And a more blue mass at the bottom. Look I'm gonna be honest with you folks, I know I made the thing and all, but right now it's mostly just vaguely-defined zones of color made by layering multiple different colors of spray paint and then left to sit in a freezing garage among cobwebs for months and I'm colorblind so I don't have any idea how to properly convey this to you. It's unfinished. Let's go with that, this is unfinished, and it damn well shows.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 07/01/2026
I was unclear on what the difference between "stayed here" and "visited here" was, so I assumed "stayed here" means I slept over, "visited" means I spent some hours stopped, and "stopped" means, like, I got out of the car. I don't know if that's the intention. tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
A stylized map of states in the United States in which Alabama, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Massachusetts are marked as "lived here;" New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, New Jersey, DC, Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, Kentucky, Florida, California, and Washington are marked "stayed here;" Kansas, West Virginia, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Maine are marked "visited here;" Georgia and Minnesota are marked "stopped here;" Maryland, North Carolina, Tennessee, Missouri, and Wisconsin are marked "passed here;" North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Oregon, and Alaska are marked "want to be here;" and every other state is marked "never been here." Astute viewers will see my aversion to heat coming into play here.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 01/01/2026
Let's do this
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 15/12/2025
The odds are not in your favor.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 10/12/2025
Consequences for the techbro types. That's the key to a functional society.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 05/12/2025
An annual tradition, slightly delayed by illness. But now the tree is up and we're enjoying one of the best Christmas movies available.
A television showing Gonzo and Rizzo looking into the camera during A Muppet Christmas Carol, next to a Christmas tree with multicolored lights, an array of varied ornaments, and topped with a black top hat.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 02/12/2025
We opened our livestream last night with a discussion on twitch drops, taking Amazon's money, and not being as cool as Josh Johnson.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 26/11/2025
As we enter the "is [x] a Christmas movie?" season, I cast my vote for "every movie except the one you're thinking about is a Christmas movie."
A picture of Oscar Wilde with the text, "every movie is a Christmas movie except Christmas movies / Christmas movies are about power" Astute readers may recall that what he actually said is "everything is about sex except for sex. Sex is about power." Which makes a lot more sense but doesn't work for this post.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 22/11/2025
You might not like it, ladies, but this is apparently what peak performance looks like. According to TikTok filters. Yet more impossible standards for women.
A white man in his forties with dark eyes and brown hair and eyeborws, a short-cut gotee, bags under his eyes, shaved sides of his head, and some hair on the very top pulled back. He's wearing a hoodie.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 15/10/2025
A graphic titled "No Kings" with the info:
10.18.25
Fitchburg City Hall
11:00-1:00
Protest, pizza, music + more!
Speakers:
Lucy L: LUCE immigrant justice network
Tej McLaughlin: author, preacher, 50501 member
Congresswoman Lori Trahan: representing MA's 3rd CD
Let's have fun with this! Wear costumes, bring bubbles, we will bring the music and food!
We are committed to non-violent, peaceful protest. Join us for a joyful celebration of democracy!
On the side are signs that read "when cruelty becomes normal compassion looks radical," "we the people," and "empathy is not political"
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 29/09/2025
What flavor of autism did you get? #ActuallyAutistic #Geography #TikTok
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 27/09/2025
IT'S BEEN FALL FOR LESS THAN A WEEK
An aisle in Walmart that has been staged for Christmas stock and already has Christmas inventory on the shelves. Admittedly, not much Christmas stock, but I mean, it's September.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating, post your lock screen. It's art I made for my urban fantasy and paranormal horror book series that I happen to be particularly proud of.
A digital painting split in half horizontally. On the top half is a night scene in a forest, with a mass of trees in the background and two large pine trees on either side of the foreground. Between the pine trees is a full moon hanging low in the sky. The bottom half is black with faint soil texture, with a gray church upside down. The church looks decayed, with broken stain glass and a glitchy aura around its outline. The roots from the pines stretch across the top of the bottom half, partly wrapping around or breaking into the church. There is an analog clock near the top, white numbers and white hands indicating the time as 11:43. Just above that is the date of Friday, July 25, with a crescent moon icon and the temperature of 72°. Near the bottom is white text indicating the battery level is at 40% and it will be full in 1 hour 38 minutes. The phone is connected to AT&T.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 25/07/2025
I lost many VHS tapes over the course of moves and lending them to people and damage. The last one I owned was Buffalo Soldiers, a film set in the last days of the Berlin wall and following a guy more committed to drugs, sex, and theft than his job in the US Army. I might still have it, actually.
Poster art for the movie "Buffalo Soldiers," which has the title at the bottom third with a cast list embedded between the two words. That cast list is Joaquin Phoenix, Ed Harris, Scott Glenn, and Anna Paquin. At the bottom is the tagline, "Steal all that you can steal." The poster has a dirty red background, with Joaquin Phoenix on the left in a white shirt and black jacket, holding a lit blunt with cash sticking out of his breast pocket. Anna Paquin, in a black leather jacket, is behind and partially leaning on him. On the right edge of the image, Ed Harris stands in a dark jacket. All three are looking at the viewer.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 25/07/2025
A meme composed of two images. The top half is a World War 1 commander yelling into a trench phone, with the caption, "Some kid at the library, angry that his download's estimated duration keeps wildly fluctuating." The bottom half is a scene that resembles the Vietnam war, with a tank, airplane, burning forest, and slain soldiers in the background. In the foreground, a soldier with his shirt open and helmet askew stares into the camera, as if reliving the horrors of war. The caption here reads, "Me, suddenly reliving the age of dial-up."
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 04/07/2025
Anyway, my pne friend asked me to keep an eye out for any oak pallets because he needed some, so today I sent him, Good news: I think I found some oak pallets. Bad news:
A tall pile of pallets with an outhouse on the top of it.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 19/06/2025
Human artists? Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
A mostly grayscale digital painting scene split in half vertically by the ground level. Above the ground, a man walks away from the viewer into a forest, framed by two large pine trees, under a full moon. Underground, the roots of the trees are entangled with an upside-down church that shows signs of decay and has glitchy shapes around it. In the doorway of the church is a flying raven.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 16/06/2025
Are you sure about that?
A screenshot of a video sidebar preview on YouTube. The video is titled, "I'm not back yet, but I'm looking for where to go next." It was uploaded by verified user Tom Scott and has 3.2 million views. The video is listed as 3:47 long. The thumbnail for the video shows Tom Scott waving behind the words, "This video will be deleted in 3 days." The video is listed as being uploaded 4 days ago.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 27/05/2025
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood. I don't remember when I got my own My Buddy doll, but the original style (before Playskool got a hold of the brand in the 90s), which is what I had, started production the year I turned 3 and went out of production around the time I started kindergarten.
A "My Buddy" doll, in its original packaging, which consisted of a high cardboard back, tapered sides, and low front that looks like the doll is sitting up in a wooden structure with "My Buddy: A Real Pal" written on the front and sides. The doll itself is a white boy with blue eyes, freckles, a blue baseball cap, red overalls, blue shoes, and a multicolored horizontal stripe long-sleeve shirt.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 19/05/2025
#DoctorWho
Meme picture of Mr. Bean copying answers on a test from a man in a blue suit sitting next to him. In this instance, Mr. Bean is labeled "Russell T. Davies 2024" and the other man is labeled "Russell T. Davies 2005."
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 19/05/2025
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know. openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... You know what, this checks out.
A photograph of Fox Mulder, from The X-Files.Photograph of Connor MacManus, from The Boondock Saints.Photograph of Dr. Sean Maguire, from Good Will Hunting.Photograph of Gandalf, from the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 10/05/2025
I asked my wife if the custom-made dice we had as party favors (each guest had a pair of them at their seat) were the nerdiest part of our wedding, and she said, "probably."
A pair of six-sided dice. The dice are marbled red and black, and where the 1 would normally be, it has a white dual heart logo wrapped with the words "Tim & Carol Aug. 19th, 2011" in white text.
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Tej @themightytej.northsky.social · 11/04/2025
Ah, yes. The fabled April "showers."
A photograph of a paved rural street lined with trees. The trees have no leaves. The trees and the ground and a small building just visible through the trees, but not the street, are covered in a layer of snow thick enough to lack any significant gaps. It is actively snowing, but I honestly can't tell if you can see that in the picture. Just know it, in your heart, that when I took this picture, there was snow actively falling on me, as this fact influences the reason this picture exists.
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