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The Mighty Ox

@themightyox.bsky.social
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Engineer. Scholar. Entertainer. Best at at least one at any given moment. Florida Man. UCF Alum (2x!). Champion of double-spacing. Aspires to do good. IG & the bird: @TheMightyOx.

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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do you suppose C- art school students who don’t pay attention in class write calculus equations on the margins of their notebooks? #STEM #STEAM
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You know that song by The Police, “Wrapped Around your Finger“? Remember that line “caught between the Scylla and Charibdes“? I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I think that’s an Odysseus reference. Pop references that lead back to Odysseus are everywhere now. This is just the latest I found.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
‪Remember about four years ago, when people were upset about a salty Turkish steakhouse proprietor touching the World Cup trophy? We were so happy and innocent then.‬
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Chef Boyardee index. Remember the “Waffle House Index”? They just now declared a tropical depression in the Atlantic. Cans of Chef Boyardee are now drastically reduced from $1.59 to a dollar a can. This is your early hurricane warning from Publix and Walmart. The Chef Boyardee index.
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wrote this joke. The fine folks at Quote Unquote Gallery made this art out of it. I think it’s a lot of fun and they do great work! Enjoy! #comedy #jokes #funny #dancing #quotes
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Dennis Miller: My Opinion, I Could Be Wrong
ALT: Dennis Miller: My Opinion, I Could Be Wrong
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social you have a Skeet on line 1.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is a good take. He should never have gotten such a severe penalty, but Trump getting involved makes it all feel icky.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Using your youth pastor voice.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You entered a Ulysses contract over a sandwich.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Can I get a flatulence king with a side of mild?
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
TO THE IMDB!!
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Whoa, whoa. Paul Rudd was in this?!
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Tugan.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Rovix.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
They should make their own water.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said after coming out of anesthesia? I’d tell you mine but I was coming out of anesthesia and I don’t remember.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Thank you. You’re a good man, Dan Schkade. I know of my comic book references only through osmosis by browsing social media like this.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I don't get it and I hate that I don't get it.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a city skyline at sunset with the letter y visible
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Credit: Swear Trek.
This heah’s ah cook aboahd da Voyah-gah, Bahhston Neelix. He makes a wicked awesome chowdah!
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Where’s Boston Neelix when you need him?
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ohh. Oh…? OHH! I think I know who you’re talking about. Platner? I think it’s Platner.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Oof. What’s going on up there?
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It’s weird, isn’t it?
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It happened again! I just now noticed that whatever program is running this automatically opens up that image, which I was able to delete before sending you this.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
That’s happened a few times. Trying to post on sky. This image I didn’t even intend to show up shows up. Nothing like it in my photo library.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Larry: “I’m going to go throw your mother off the train now. Want anything from the snack cab?” Owen: “You could get me a Chunky.”
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Is this about Alito?
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I missed you, captain.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Respectfully.
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a black and white cat is being petted by a person with the words yoink below it
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Soon.
A parody headline from The Onion newspaper, celebrating the landing of Apollo 11 in 1969.  The humor is derived from excited, celebratory profanity, acknowledging the fact that we put humans on the fucking moon.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
FOR ALL MANKIND. Go Artemis II!!
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Today is history. Four astronauts will be secretly moved out of Artemis II to a movie studio where Christopher Nolan will direct a fake moon fly-by. Just like Stanley Kubrick did with the Apollo moon landings.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is the one.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Deep cut. Did it for the Vine.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It’s my birthday today. Somebody do something nice for me.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Bravo and get out.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I might be UCF-biased, but...I don't hate it.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
RIP Ayatollah of Rock ’n Roll-ah.
Mario van Peebles, as Stitch Jones, the self-proclaimed “Ayatollah of Rock’n Roll-ah”, a USMC private alongside Clint Eastwood as Gunny Highway, in “Heartbreak Ridge”.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
RIP Ayatollah of Rock ’n Roll-ah.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Stonetoss's "find the Among Us guy" is its only redeeming quality.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
And the curly shoes!
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Wow. WOW!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 25/02/2026
due = ⌛️ do = 💇‍♀️ dew = 🏞️ doo = 💩 deux = 2️⃣🇫🇷 De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da = 👮👮‍♂️🐝
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You earned a follow.
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The Mighty Ox @themightyox.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
On PBS I watched the AARP "Films for Grownups Awards" show. Alan Cummings hosted and Delroy Lindo won Best Supporting Actor (for Sinners). This show was broadcast YESTERDAY but recorded January 10, 2026. Very relieved one didnt' have anything to do with the other. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25th_AA...
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25th AARP Movies for Grownups Awards - Wikipedia
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