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Kelso

@themightykelso.bsky.social
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Trying my best to help people smile. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽☮️

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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That looks like a little dollop of mayonnaise on Dell’s lapel. No, wait, that’s…..eeewwww.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Thats a zinger wrapped in a Big Mac bun
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wait. This is a joke, right?
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Roy Smith @ilikestuff25.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do not confirm Todd Blanche. Do release the Epstein files. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #BlockBlanche
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What an ass hat
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026
Blanche slips! 😬 KENNEDY: Are you and President Trump friends? BLANCHE: I'm his lawyer. Was his lawyer.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Morally flexible.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE. His three sons called him “El mundo entero” — the whole world. They watched as their whole world died in a video posted on Facebook. Lorenzo was our neighbor and fellow Texan. He deserves justice.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wilson: I guarantee you there are 10 reporters in D.C. right now who know exactly what Mitch McConnell’s medical status is. They’re not reporting it.  If I’m Beshear, brother, just declare the election. And if they want to prove that Mitch McConnell is alive and well, go do it.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hilarious!
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ken Paxton just denied our public information request for the Hoffman Files. Adam Hoffman — an admitted child molester — should be in prison, but Ken Paxton let him off the hook. Texans deserve to know why. We don’t need any more pedophile protectors in our government.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tough to argue with that
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And smells really bad.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026
Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Is this true?
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Duh
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
🤨💃🏻👑
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
For now.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
He smells bad too
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
So cool
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Today is a good day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/06/2026
Obama: "It's a reminder that on a lot of different foreign policy problems, the notion we can just bully our way or bomb our way to solution may sometimes seem appealing ... You'd think we would've learned that lesson by now, but it seems like every so often we have to learn that lesson again."
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Elbows up Phangs out!
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Leftist amoral teachers are to blame.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It sickens me.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Talarico: Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. Real men serve others, weak men serve themselves. So I welcome this debate. I don't think Paxton or Cruz are in a position to tell anyone what a real man is.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Our president is making no secret of his desire to become a dick-tator. (He’s got the first half done)
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
One more: shithead got re-elected
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Looks like a shart at its moment of inception
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Except your signature wouldn’t match. On another topic, GED diplomas are easy to get, even for those of you who’ve ridden the short bus your whole life.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bored parents might be the reason 😉
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is so fucking aggravating and maddening. Fuck the Epstein Class.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Elizabeth @lizard714.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Totally worth the 8 min! Damn. She turned the screws on Blanche, and the Republican chair said her time was up. She was only 2 min into her actual time. Fuck these old white men thinking they can run the show if they don't like what a woman has to say. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmwl...
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'It's all covered up...': Todd Blanche grilled by Rep Dean over unreleased Epstein files, Trump ties
YouTube video by The Economic Times
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Release The Epstein Files NOW!😡
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If only.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Floating away like a Viking warrior. A life well lived.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Congratulations Carole! You’ve certainly given me countless hours of listening enjoyment. So cool. Thank you! ❤️🙏
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Walter Cronkite has got to be turning in his grave.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“We are witnessing the descent into fascism” 😕🇺🇸 www.instagram.com/reel/DZBdZU6...
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Listen up buster, there are no cardinals in my area. So I look for cardinal pictures! Keep em coming
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Soldier on brave one.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Protesters At Delaney Are Protesting FOR Decent,Non Filthy Food,And Access To Healthcare, For The "Inmates".......
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A study in contrasts.
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Love @celiebug.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yeah, but the GOT (Great Orange Turd) and his buddies made a bunch of money off of insider trading next up? CUBA!
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Kelso @themightykelso.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Leftist! 🙄
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