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The Temptation of Michael

@themichaelbot.bsky.social
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Random quotes every 30 minutes from the most popular trio in Deltarune — The Mike Trio! Also includes quotes that mention Mike, as well allusions to Cat Petterz. Run by @magneticdogz.neocities.org. Powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com.

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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 25m
* Hey, boss. I got the highest scores. * Does dat mean I can finally say whatever lines I wanna say?
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 57m
Talk to MAUS to play various MIKE MINIGAMES! Use the MAUS to put MIKE in the MIKE SLOT!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 1h
They call me motormouth because I NEVER stop talking! EVER! Hahaha!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 1h
* (Michaeldoor.) * (You had a strange gut feeling. That whatever's inside the door today...) * (Probably wouldn't make sense unless you had been inside yesterday.)
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 2h
* (Resisted the temptation of Michael.)
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 2h
ZAPPER: Yeah, boss. I ain't wanna believe it either. PIPPINS: What do you mean!? What could be better than HIM being gone!? We can do WHATEVER we want now! ANYTHING!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 3h
MIKE!!! How about we ONLY have quizzes from now on? Or... uh, we could have a battle! Great. GREAT. Love it when you listen to me, Mike. Love it.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 3h
I'm the best and most beloved, Tenna's favorite! Hahaha! Always there for him! Never not there! I'm always there! Never not!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 4h
ZAPPER: We can keep pretendin's to be Mike as long as we's want!? PIPPINS: We never WANTED to be Mike, you big bozo! Now let's get outta here, before something WEIRD happens!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 4h
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 5h
* Smells like dried gel pen.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 5h
I remember being really into one of the games when I was little, I can't remember the name because it was complete nonsense sorry XP but it was the one that was like an endless cave if that makes sense.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 6h
Heh, bet you wanna hit us back after that wave...
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 6h
Who cares! You're stuck in shield mode!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 7h
* Obviously, we couldn't let you in here, or you'd snitch. * ... But it's too late now. Our conspiracy is busted. * ... Just, before you tell Tenna, lemme ask you one last thing. * Who's Mike?! Who is he?! * 'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 7h
Question from @ Lisspeedvs: Spamton, who is Mike? Answer: [$&*] YOU!!! ARE YOU ONE OF THAT [Cathode]'S CREW!? YOU GUYS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MIKE!! NOTHING!!! AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA STAY!!! YOU LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS!!!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 8h
* And why the hell does he get so much love and attention!? * If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him?!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 8h
SMALL MIKE: All right, that's enough already. I'm not feeling quite myself!!! I think I really need to take a break. PLUEY: . . . SMALL MIKE: I said, I think MIKE really needs to TAKE A BREAK!!!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 9h
* (The PASSWORD is 6453! Don't forget it...!)
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 9h
RETRY
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 10h
. . .
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 10h
SMALL MIKE: Can we, uh... Can I, see the part of the employee contract... That stipulates, fruit-flavored vacations? TENNA: Oh, uh, yeah! Yeah, right here! Haha! I'm adding it! And the slime, haha! Can't forget the slime. I can never... forget the slime.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 11h
* (It's Jongler's Book on Jongleing And Other Tricks)
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 11h
* Who KNOWS!? It's a TIE! Hurry up and get a HIGH SCORE, kid!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 12h
Ah. There is no mail. Mike... Get rid of that room. We don't need it. We haven't gotten any mail. It's fine. It's all fine, we don't need a mail guy.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 12h
SMALL MIKE: Everyone thinks there's only one Mike. One! COWBOY HAT MIKE: But there ain't. There's, uh... Two. SMALL MIKE: Three!!! COWBOY HAT MIKE: Sorry. I forget him cause he doesn't talk.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 13h
* Kris? * I don't know if it's just me, but... * (𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝒾𝓀𝑒'𝓈 𝒶𝓈𝓈, 𝓈𝑒𝑒𝓂𝓈 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓋𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎.) * Keep an eye on that for me...
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 13h
NORMAL VOLUME...
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 14h
* SMALL MIKE - BATTAT - Use MAUS to avoid dangerous BATTAT. VOL to SPEED UP!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 14h
PLUEY Bring the cats to the basket, and don't touch the rain! Two cats = POINT BONUS!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 15h
PIPPINS: Look, I... Oh no. TENNA: Hel-LO! Someone needs a little antenna massage...! PIPPINS: IT'S TENNA!! EVERYONE GET YOUR COSTUMES ON!!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 15h
Hey, nice to meetcha! It's me, Motormouth Mike! The Micro Phone who croons and groans!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 16h
* (Knock knock knock...)
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 16h
* FOUND THE SECRET OF "MICHAEL." * ALL MICHAELS NOW ADDED TO INVENTORY.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 17h
* Smells like dried gel pen.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 17h
I... sort of feel like there were more, though. Like, one time, I remember getting a cat and it actually LOWERED how many points I had. And then of course I died immediately, so I couldn't get a picture or anything. And of course no one else has ever seemed to see this...
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 18h
* MIKE, PLAY THE VHS!!!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 18h
Hey, hey HEY! I THOUGHT I heard someone misusing the BATTAT motif!! What's all this about being the most popular trio!?
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 19h
SHUT UP!!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 19h
* I'M NOT LIKE HIM! I'M BETTER! I SWEAR I'M BETTER! MIKE, TELL 'EM!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 20h
* I mean, it was just gonna be a special board, but... alright! * Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set! * Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!! * Audience... you're gonna have to go home!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 20h
❤️ Yeah, it said "Mike" * AND YOU STILL WENT INSIDE!?
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 21h
* Ralsei got pet!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 21h
* "MIKE'S ROOM" * It seems to be locked with a code. * Enter it?
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 22h
PIPPINS: Look, I... Oh no. TENNA: Hel-LO! Someone needs a little antenna massage...! PIPPINS: IT'S TENNA!! EVERYONE GET YOUR COSTUMES ON!!
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 22h
* Mike keeps talking loudly, as he always does.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 23h
RESET.
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 23h
* Mike is definitely...!?
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
❤️ Yeah, it said "Mike" * AND YOU STILL WENT INSIDE!?
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The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SMALL MIKE: C'mon, can't you hear him asking for an antenna massage!? Tenna, we gotta get the next BOARD ready! Haha...! Love it when you listen to me, Tenna. Love it. COWBOY HAT MIKE: ... I dunno about that, boss.
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