The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 17mZAPPER: Ya wanna put the costumes back on, boss? PIPPINS: ... sure. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 1h* Are we ready now? * Great! Mike, hit it! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 2h* Hey, I heard if you clear 4rd Sanctuary without missing a note... * A special colored Pippins will give you a pat on the head. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 3hIf you download the right mods, you can raise birds, hamsters, cars, cartoon characters, and even more. Mewmewqueen's Sympton family pack is a great example of how far things can go. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 3h* (Michaeldoor.) * (You had a strange gut feeling. That whatever's inside the door today...) * (Probably wouldn't make sense unless you had been inside yesterday.) 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 4hAnyways, on days where it rains, nothing was better than playing Cat Petters. Specifically, the minigames you can play with your cats. They were all ridiculous, and every one of them had these super sillyriffic names. Like, JONGLER or something? XD What does that meaaaaan... 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 6h* Hey, boss. Talk to the little guys. I dunno what's up. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 6hMeaning, if you try to breed a hamster and a car, you'll either get a complete freak of nature XD Or, worse, you'll get this message. "Incompatible pet" 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 7hSMALL MIKE: Hey, don't look shocked! It's me, Mike! Mike, who famously loves to talk! I'm going to talk right now! Listen! PLUEY: . . . SMALL MIKE: Did you hear? That was great, right!? Real verbose!! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 7hMike! Hit 'em with your CAT STORM!!! Huh? What happened to the cats? 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 8h* Haha! It's ME, SMALL MIKE!!! I'm the REAL Mike!! Finally!!! * Now I'll get to organize Tenna's nose drawer all by myself... * W-wait! That's not what I WANT!! Let somebody ELSE win!! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 9hBATTAT Avoid BATTAT and get CATS with MAUS. VOL&SPEED makes BLUECAT, combine for RARECATS! CONTROLS: MAUS & VOL. 020
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 9h* Hey, I heard if you clear 4rd Sanctuary without missing a note... * A special colored Pippins will give you a pat on the head. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 10h* What!? COWBOY HAT MIKE has the highest score!? * What's wrong with you, making people think Mike is a cowboy!? * I'll make you pay!! I've got connections!! I've got friends on the inside!! * ... though, that friend is, just that cowboy guy over there. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 10hchances 80%---normal 15%---blue ora 4%---rock & roll 0%---ANGLE WING!!!! 00000%-----------SUPER HOLY ANGlE WING!!!! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 11hTENNA: Well, a massage is a massage! I'll just close my eyes and imagine! Haha! Now feel free to climb up there and let 'er rip! TENNA: ... Hey, Mike? When, uh, when are you gonna start the, uh... SMALL MIKE: I'm not doing it. TENNA: Huh? SMALL MIKE: I'm not doing anything for you anymore. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 11h* Mike seems slightly uncomfortable in their jacket. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 12hCOWBOY HAT MIKE: Yeah. We's needs it. To practice. SMALL MIKE: Exactly!! What they said!! COWBOY HAT MIKE: Why don't you show 'em how's it's done boss. Practice on it. SMALL MIKE: Uhh, ha ha... I, uh, don't think I need to, show that. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 13hWEATHER DUO: Because if you're a throuple, we'll have to stop you... ROUXLS KAARD: And I'll Assiste. PIPPINS: I think... I need some alone time. COWBOY HAT MIKE: Yea, same. LANINO: Me too. ELNINA: Yes, me too. PLUEY: :) 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 13h* Oh, you WILL!?!? Oh, you THRILL!? * Mike!! The lights!! The sounds!! The whatzits!! The doo-zits!! * Turn 'em all on!! * ( 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒶 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝑜𝒻𝒻𝑒𝑒. ) 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 14hPIPPINS: You think just because something LOOKS cool... THAT makes it correct!? ZAPPER: Uhh, yeah. PIPPINS: ...... Whatever. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 15hI remember being really into one of the games when I was little, I can't remember the name because it was complete nonsense sorry XP but it was the one that was like an endless cave if that makes sense. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 15h* Mi-hi-hi-hi-hyike! What's up!? It's me, the REAL Mike! * A few minutes outta this room... and we all decided we couldn't take it!! * There CAN'T be no MIKE!! And there CAN'T be more than ONE Mike!! * So which one of us the REAL one!? * ... that's where YOU come in, see? 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 16hHeheh... you won't be able to hit us like that! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 17h* It's sad to say goodbye, but when you gotta go... you gotta go! * MIKE, roll the credits...! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 18hHey, Mike? Could you, uh, cancel my 4am shock therapy session? 'Cause it looks like it's happening right now. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 18hchances 80%---normal 15%---blue ora 4%---rock & roll 0%---ANGLE WING!!!! 00000%-----------SUPER HOLY ANGlE WING!!!! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 19h* Mike seems slightly uncomfortable in their jacket. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 20h* What!? What!? You think you're Mike or somethin'!? 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 20hps - about my friend. She came over because I said I was going to play Cat Petters, but she thought that meant that I was just going to pet HER... umm, what kind of game would that even be... XD 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 21h* And YOU! Are you EVER gonna take that thing off? * Hey! HEY! I'm talking to you! You, uhh, uhh... what was your name again? * Look, I'm not saying that! Can't we just call you... * PLUEY? You want us to call you PLUEY!? * You're MIKE!!! PLUEY is the name of the MINIGAME!!! 041
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 21h* MARVELOUS!!! Mike, rebuild the set!! Rebuild my kids!! * We are gonna have a GREAT show for you folks!! The best ever!! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 22hPIPPINS: Oh, TENNA!!! Whatever do you need, my pal!? ZAPPER: Hey, Tenna. Youse's wearin' the wrong costume, too? PIPPINS: That's not Tenna, you idiot! Why the heck did you knock like that!? You made us dress up! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 23hBut we can't let this get out! No... If people knew there was more than one Mike... Everybody would want to be Mike!!! Well, we're not letting that happen!! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 23hSMALL MIKE: Hey, Tenna! TENNA: Oh, uh... MIKE! You, uh... You, uh, you don't look very Pluey today. SMALL MIKE: Yes. I don't feel very Pluey today. 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026* Haha! It's ME, SMALL MIKE!!! I'm the REAL Mike!! Finally!!! * Now I'll get to give Tenna an antenna massage all by myself... * W-wait! That's not what I WANT!! Let somebody ELSE win!! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026* The Maus offered you a Fruit Bonus! 000
The Temptation of Michael @themichaelbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026* (Resisted the temptation of Michael.) 000