the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I took this when I got into bed last night and then fell asleep before I posted it 😅 2302
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Very happy with how this gunge came out, did I mention? 😏😈 5753
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Obviously there were going to be some naughty pics in all this snotty gunge, weren’t there? 😏 7682
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Leave me to my own devices around loads of snotty gunge, what do you expect to happen?! 6745
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just sit back and relax, what could possibly go wrong? Now don’t worry yourself about those buckets.. 3541
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Waking up at 3AM knowing I’m going to have to deal with this before I can get back to sleep 😏 3432
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026For some reason I’ve always quite liked those too 🙈 010
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Going through my collection of musical instruments to follow up the naked guitar post I’ve decided the accordion is the least sexy instrument to pose naked with. The recorder whilst casting a flattering shadow isn’t very effective. 5341
Reposted by the messy nerdRyanRift @ryanrift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Live now onlyfans.com/ryanrift 3634
Reposted by the messy nerdRyanRift @ryanrift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Coming tomorrow. Gunge fun with @gingescot.bsky.social and @growingteddy.bsky.social 😈😈 3777
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Massively overdone leg day after my first one in two weeks, been struggling to walk properly all day. Horrible as it feels, I have to admit that nothing loosens everything up as well as a cold bath. Maybe I should have gotten undressed first though 🤔 2484
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Head to head? Local pride is at stake here 😜 230
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I can’t tell you how much I love knowing somebody who appreciates this exact niche 😁 130
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ll have to bring your own joystick unless you want to use mine 😜 (Yes, I can run the joystick/cock joke into the ground like it’s 1987) 110
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Are you Wizball? Because you’re making waggle my joystick 😏 (You don’t get these kind of up to date references everywhere you know) 5373
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Are you threatening me with a good time? I’ll hold you to that 😜 110
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I love how it came out.. was a ballache to clean up and I did mix it far thicker than I’d planned, but now it’s all cleaned up and I don’t have to worry about it again I love it And am tempted to do it again 😂 030
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thanks mate! The thoughts are never inappropriate 😜 010
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not sure if I’ve gotten this singlet messy yet, but I like the colour quite a lot and it feels good. I was encouraged to take some pics in it and let’s face it, when will I pass up the chance to be a slag to a camera? 😅 14767
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I wasn’t really planning on sharing anything much from this, the gunge was an experiment and I only needed a short clip for a silly bit on an insta post. As a result I didn’t put too much thought into setting up the camera or anything.. but watching back it’s hot enough for me to share some 5735
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Their “we have your package” emails always seem more like threats than a reassuring update. Still you might luck out. So long as whatever is in there isn’t fragile… or needed urgently.. or valuable… 110
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One more from the other day. In case you couldn’t tell, I really got into this look. 2513
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026These two were left over from yesterday’s leather post, started to quite enjoy wearing a jock, might have to get more... I also think I need to move those shelves 😅 1391
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We won’t talk about the other 6,375 photos it took to get to this one 😂😂😂 110
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Thanks mate! This jacket was entirely @bikerer69.bsky.social’s doing, still so chuffed with it! 120
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The only problem with them is I’m now terrified of missing an announcement for the latest one and not knowing it’s coming out 😂 020
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m not happy that autumn is looming ever closer but I am happy we’re getting to a time of year where I can more comfortably wear leather again. Something about wearing it brings out a far more relaxed and comfortable side in me, I really must get some more to fill out this look a bit 😅 4411
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What is it about white underwear that feels so hot?! 2330
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So glad you asked! A cup of tea would be grand! Black, no sugar please :) I know what you really want though… as thanks you can pick the biscuits And then I’ll have a foot rub 😜 110
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026After 4 1/2 hours worth of trains today it’s nice to get home, get my shoes and socks off and unwind to some decent music. 3525
Reposted by the messy nerdRyanRift @ryanrift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Editing up a set of gunge pics and videos for release this Saturday. Was so much fun to make 😈 31249
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Wanna jam? Also let’s not talk about my tan lines 😂 4673
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Taking a bit of inspiration from the beautiful @xlthr-knotsx.bsky.social’s sole Sunday post. Trying to get into posting on here a bit more rather than just neglecting it until I have a spicy gunge post. 3453
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Nothing beats the feeling of loads of thick gunge all over you 😏 3955
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Huge fan of sole Sunday, long may it continue 😍 120
the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I might share something a bit naughtier later 😈 120
