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@themessynerd.bsky.social
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Same gunge covered nerd as on Insta but with nudes.

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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I took this when I got into bed last night and then fell asleep before I posted it 😅
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very happy with how this gunge came out, did I mention? 😏😈
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Obviously there were going to be some naughty pics in all this snotty gunge, weren’t there? 😏
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Leave me to my own devices around loads of snotty gunge, what do you expect to happen?!
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just sit back and relax, what could possibly go wrong? Now don’t worry yourself about those buckets..
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Waking up at 3AM knowing I’m going to have to deal with this before I can get back to sleep 😏
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going through my collection of musical instruments to follow up the naked guitar post I’ve decided the accordion is the least sexy instrument to pose naked with. The recorder whilst casting a flattering shadow isn’t very effective.
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RyanRift @ryanrift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Live now onlyfans.com/ryanrift
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RyanRift @ryanrift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coming tomorrow. Gunge fun with @gingescot.bsky.social and @growingteddy.bsky.social 😈😈
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Massively overdone leg day after my first one in two weeks, been struggling to walk properly all day. Horrible as it feels, I have to admit that nothing loosens everything up as well as a cold bath. Maybe I should have gotten undressed first though 🤔
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are you Wizball? Because you’re making waggle my joystick 😏 (You don’t get these kind of up to date references everywhere you know)
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure if I’ve gotten this singlet messy yet, but I like the colour quite a lot and it feels good. I was encouraged to take some pics in it and let’s face it, when will I pass up the chance to be a slag to a camera? 😅
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wasn’t really planning on sharing anything much from this, the gunge was an experiment and I only needed a short clip for a silly bit on an insta post. As a result I didn’t put too much thought into setting up the camera or anything.. but watching back it’s hot enough for me to share some
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One more from the other day. In case you couldn’t tell, I really got into this look.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
These two were left over from yesterday’s leather post, started to quite enjoy wearing a jock, might have to get more... I also think I need to move those shelves 😅
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m not happy that autumn is looming ever closer but I am happy we’re getting to a time of year where I can more comfortably wear leather again. Something about wearing it brings out a far more relaxed and comfortable side in me, I really must get some more to fill out this look a bit 😅
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What is it about white underwear that feels so hot?!
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
After 4 1/2 hours worth of trains today it’s nice to get home, get my shoes and socks off and unwind to some decent music.
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RyanRift @ryanrift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Editing up a set of gunge pics and videos for release this Saturday. Was so much fun to make 😈
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Something about hump day?
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wanna jam? Also let’s not talk about my tan lines 😂
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Taking a bit of inspiration from the beautiful @xlthr-knotsx.bsky.social’s sole Sunday post. Trying to get into posting on here a bit more rather than just neglecting it until I have a spicy gunge post.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nothing beats the feeling of loads of thick gunge all over you 😏
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Things ended up rather messy, the white shirt ended up green, the socks, green, the trousers, green. I’m wondering if the gunge covering my glasses might have been the reason why…
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Never posted me not doing something x rated on here I don’t think, but I really like this picture. How long did I stay looking like this though 🤔
A man sat on the floor wearing a shirt and tie.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today I ended up covered in a lot of very thick gunge. It definitely helped scratch the itch a little bit and as you can probably tell, I absolutely loved it 😈
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So this afternoon I ended up completely covered in a combination of X Lube and white gunge I had designed to try and look like cum because.. why not.. a lot of it is on Insta but this is some of the stuff that can’t be posted there 😏
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
(Pt 2) continuing my humiliation after the odds definitely not being in my favour at the hands of @bikerer69.bsky.social. I think he was enjoying this.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
(Pt 1) and then after my piss shower, @bikerer69.bsky.social got me with four pies to the face. Originally he was supposed to get five but I gambled and ended up receiving four of them
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I don’t usually post WS related stuff on this account, but as part of losing very badly at some dice games with @bikerer69.bsky.social I ended up getting absolutely soaked with 2 litres of piss. A litre of mine and a litre of his.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I need to get some video of this from the other day. Started off with my bf but he’s doesn’t want to be in the spicy stuff. Also he’s not really into gunge that much so doesn’t spend too long in it. Me on the other hand 😏
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
So after doing less than great playing Mario on the NES, I ended up pretty covered in gunge. Typically after the game over, I had to get even more covered to really enjoy myself 😈
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The aftermath of today’s gungey let’s play. Sometimes the colours all mix in a way that makes you become a giant, horny Smurf.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This black and pink gunging was the last thing I done before my break a couple of years ago. As you can tell, I really enjoyed it! I might have to break out the singlets again soon 🤔
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Something about the combination of gunge and formalwear is really hot to me. So much so that I may have been spending quite a lot of time looking at suits online recently. I’ve got something planned. Meanwhile, this was one I loved at the time.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
From the start of the month, gunge and X Lube. It came out so gloriously, disgustingly snotty. I’d do it differently next time; the gunge could have been thicker and also the lube needs to be mixed separately to avoid lumps. Otherwise it was amazing and the gunging that truly got me back into this.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Part two of an old video of me trashing my well worn trainers and getting a bit carried away in the process 😏🙈
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Before they came off, the pants had to be filled.
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the messy nerd @themessynerd.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Had a lot of fun naked in the homemade gunge tank 😏
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