🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It's raining so hard and it's making me want to take a nap 000
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Why does my phone keep autocorrecting "throuple?" It is 2026. 010
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 28/07/2026So was my mom, so I never tried them until I had my own kitchen 000
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 28/07/2026That sounds logical, but they have to know by now how we feel about these letters. 120
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 28/07/2026fwiw I ordered the duck journal, but I'm not sure if the duck theme is what triggers the letter 120
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 28/07/2026How I feel having only 20 pages left in a really good book 031
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My upstairs neighbor is vacuuming and I s2g it sounds like she's picking up her furniture and tossing it out of the way 000
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I don't think I get hangry, but I definitely get very hanxious 120
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 07/07/2026YES I have been thinking this as well. I would be all in. 020
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I NEED ONE!!! How do I make this happen? I wonder if it's a different packing slip / letter each month, and if so I wish the shop would offer a subscription to receive the packing slip of the month 140
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I went outside for a few minutes and I think maybe we should let the astrophage eat our sun just a little bit 010
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 17/06/2026We just received a package and when I answered the door the delivery guy said "sorry to wake you up." I've been up and working for hours and I was so offended that instead of telling him I wasn't asleep or I was already awake what came out was "Hey, I'm not awake!" 030
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 05/06/2026"Mikey, what do they call the Super Bowl of basketball? What's their World Series, what do they call their Stanley Cup?" "It's the NBA Playoffs." "...oh." 021
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 04/05/2026When I'm sending e-mails to my team: Great job!! means Great job! Great job! means Okay. Good job. means Y'all fucked up and I have notes. 010
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I checked into my hotel room in DC, turned on the TV, and the first thing I get is Nic Cage saying “I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.” 120
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I’m on line behind a Rottweiler in a choke chain. He’s giving me a big happy puppy smile and wagging his tail and trying to nudge closer to get petted, but his person is calling him a bad dog telling him he is supposed to be scary. 😅 010
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My sneezes have increased to sneeze-and-a-halfs. Instead of ah-choo I'm doing ah-chooHOO!! 😅 000
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I love looking at "vintage" things on Etsy, like pretty glass bottles from 1999, and 200million year old ammonite fossils. 020
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I love when I'm typing an in depth, researched reply to a work email, and my boss sneaks in with a "Let me look and get back to you!" and then tells me to answer the e-mail, and it looks like I'm only replying because he told me to. 020
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I don’t think the New York City subway is particularly dangerous, but it is absolutely deeply weird. I just saw a skinny white boy with his jeans and undies at mid thigh, running up and down the car to show everybody his whole entire ass. He was wearing joker makeup too. 010
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 17/03/2026The conductor on the Amtrak to Philly, upon seeing that people are standing in the aisle after she told them not to: “Oh my GOD youse guys make me wanna rip out my eyebrows!!” 001
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 07/03/2026My mother hates pickles. I love pickles. I bought cold cuts for us for lunch and got myself a little one serving pouch of pickle slices for my sandwich. My mom is fancy so she decanted my pickles into a tiny bowl, and then started gagging at the scent of pickles 🙈 020
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 06/03/2026It's been going on all day for two weeks straight and I am McLosin' it. 010
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I wish the hammering on the wall between my desk and the next apartment could match the beat of the music I'm trying to drown it out with 100
Reposted by 🦄Megs🌈Yuri Goddess | mentally still at TIC7 @youryurigoddess.bsky.social · 13/02/2026In other news: HR administrators and managers across the globe are already wondering why everyone is suddenly taking this particular day off… and talking about the Second Coming? 713826
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Good Omens 3 is coming out on May 13th! Smack dab between my birthday and @thenini.bsky.social 's.media.tenor.coma cartoon of snoopy and woodstock dancing with the words yay happy dance below them .ALT: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock dancing with the words yay happy dance below them . 041
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I'm just so fucking sad, dude. I don't know how to make it stop. 300
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Today's challenge will be getting a haircut without crying and making it weird. 100
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Ophthalmic tech, trying to keep me calm before shooting an air rifle into my pupil: "So, talk to me, how was your January?" Me, whose dad suddenly and inexplicably passed away two weeks ago: "It was mostly okay." Ophthalmic tech: "Aww, just okay?" 200
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 27/01/2026(2 of 2) street and learned that I do not know how to direct people who can’t see. “So right now it’s a green light” “For the cars or for us?” Yeah I’m awesome at this lol 030
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 27/01/2026(1 of 2) When I was walking home I spotted a couple who were both vision impaired & using white canes trying to cross at a corner that does not have heavy foot traffic, so no good path already worn through the piles of snow. I offered to help them find the best path across the 110
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 14/01/2026That happened to me with wrapping paper last month bsky.app/profile/them... 110
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Undocumented immigration is a matter of not having all your paperwork in order. Paperwork. We've got raging jackbooted thugs running around shooting people in the face to enforce filing some paperwork. 020
Reposted by 🦄Megs🌈Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 06/01/20261. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!erininthemorning.com2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day! 9285964465
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Brain, we are well into January. It's time to delete "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" from the mental jukebox. Please release me. 020
Reposted by 🦄Megs🌈Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Aziraphale and Crowley are watching fireworks in London from the spire of Big Ben tower 🎉 Happy New Year everyone! 🎄✨ 919880
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Seriously. I can fit my whole entire self inside this box and they used it for one single $5 roll of wrapping paper. 000
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Oh good, all the stuff I ordered from Target has arrived. 130
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Who wants a holiday card?! If we know each other on this site, you're on the "Nice" list 💚 www.postable.com/meghantierneypostable.comMeghan needs your addressPostable is the free & easy way to gather your friends' contact info. 020
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 20/11/2025We refer to our upstairs neighbor as The Minotaur because all day and night he stomps around in his shoes (hooves) and grunts and bellows angrily 010
🦄Megs🌈 @themegs152.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Boss: “We are giving you a merit increase!” me: 🙂This is right and good because they recently doubled my workload🙂 Boss: “It is 1.5%!” me: 🙃 010
