Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 6hA crucifix fell and killed a priest during a livestreamed mass……… 10357 35
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 18/10/2026Can someone please put this man out of our misery 4373 37
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 15/10/2026They shut off all of these people’s power due to a “fire risk” ??? 461 6
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 09/10/2026I genuinely have no idea if that radar photo is real, but here’s what our local station posted and…… it got bigger lmao 2250 25
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 09/10/2026As an Arizonan I want rain … but not this badly 209110 91
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 09/10/2026Billionaire has a nut-spreading operation is definitely a brand new sentence 43611 36
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 08/10/2026I live in Surprise, AZ and also just so happen to need an alibi very soon 4230 23
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 07/10/2026I’m not going to say anything, but I keep seeing this ad, so now you have to too 11191 19
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 04/10/2026Grace and I got to have our weekly Jack in the Box/get groceries date :) Don’t always get to spend it with her because I need to be home, but hot damn it makes me so happy when I can 070 7
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 03/10/2026I’m so angry that I don’t have any words that i’m willing to say online www.usatoday.com/story/opinio... 2242 24
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 02/10/2026Ps if you’ve never seen the movie Dick, it is now a must-watch for you Go right now. Run. 291 9
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 02/10/2026Please don’t forget, my loves… The one way they stay in power is by keeping us at each other’s throats instead of theirs. 110532 105
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 01/10/2026You ever have a random meme pop into your head that instantly makes you happy 1322 32
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 01/10/2026No matter Team Red or Team Blue, they all work for the same people, and it’s never me and you. 0171 17
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 01/10/2026Yeah motherfucker your decision to try and doxx a horrific rape survivor while defending the men who did it and allowed it to happen has awoken the I Am Jane Doe movement. We’re all Jane Doe until there are no Jane Does 💜 311418 114
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 01/10/2026Cornell is in Ithaca I hope he does go so he can get exactly what he deserves :) repeatedly. 3202 20
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026When I tell you I never check my notifications, I really mean it lol 2190 19
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026The greasiest, sleaziest man with default authority syndrome would like to convince us all that he’s the expert on rape. Why does he care so much that the confirmed accused rapists have their privacy respected? Hmmmmmm 41298 129
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026Why is this greasy fuck so obsessed with rape 41456 145
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026What Michael Rapey here doesn’t seem to understand is that we’re all Jane Doe until none of us are. 21549 154
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026Michael Rapey is still crashing out and wants us to find rape funny, like he does. 41389 138
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026Also while at the mvd (Arizona’s DMV), we saw a car in the parking lot that had been SMASHED in a hit and run Right after we saw an old lady at Walgreens waiting in the parking lot for the cops with the same crunch and run. 141 4
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026Today I realized that Kyoto is just word-scrambled Tokyo So…. there. You’re welcome :) 470 7
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026And now Michael is having a total crash out 1025614 256
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026Every post I see from women today on TikTok is saying “they are trying to leak the identity of Jane Doe. We won’t let them! I am Jane Doe” “We’re all Jane Doe until none of us are” 528320 283
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026The only way to save ourselves is to save each other 💜 1345 34
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 26/09/2026How have I never seen Tina Fey do a perfect impression of Dolly Parton?! Happy 9/25 💜 3383 38
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 26/09/2026Tldr; You’re all stupid because your city could be getting more tax revenue to do fuck all with except approve more data centers and destroying local environments is a risk from any project. Nothing to see here. 2525 52
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 26/09/2026Don’t worry everyone, there are no confirmed cases of THIS specific data center poisoning people AND they’ve got plenty of fresh water, so pfffft why even bother caring 1374 37
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 26/09/2026Hey, AI wastes billions of gallons of water, but have you seen all of that water wasted on food crops 1215936 159
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 22/09/2026Ps if you’re on TikTok you know that this check your sources before sharing tag only pops up on true shit 0191 19
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 22/09/2026So weird that there are suddenly reports of grounded planes all over the northeast 1212 21
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 21/09/2026Mom is on my side though. Fuck you, Gabriel from the Portland season. And your disgusting cauliflower tater tots 3190 19
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 21/09/2026Yelled so loud at the tv I worried my mom lmao 3250 25
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 17/09/2026“Apple is sending a clear message: Basic digital efficiency is no longer an inherent part of the smartphone experience. Instead, it’s an upmarket luxury.” 284 8