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The Margret

@themargret.bsky.social
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I'm always one click away from being mistaken for a robot.

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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 12h
Recognition was awarded. Compensation remained emotionally unavailable. Please display your certificate somewhere it cannot ask for a raise. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 12h
He'd finally found a quiet place to retire. The sky had other plans. October Readers books.bookfunnel.com/scienceandfa... FREE Adventures in Sci-fi & Fantasy books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky #sciencefiction #sciencefantasy
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 13h
He beat the human high score yesterday. Today he's trying to beat himself. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #arcade #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 15h
Automation saved time. Management immediately spent it for you. Please enjoy your newfound efficiency. We have adjusted your workload accordingly. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He fixed it three days ago. He's still finding things to improve. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #motorcycle #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He'd been waiting for his check for eighty-seven years. The thing outside was starting to look impatient. FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Fantasy & Sci-Fi Mania books.bookfunnel.com/2026-october... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wellness was provided. The stress remained fully operational. Please complete your breathing exercise before returning to the emergency. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He can't taste any of it. The dog has volunteered for quality control. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #cooking #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The dragon had been terrorizing the city for three days. The bookstore was still charging late fees. October Readers books.bookfunnel.com/scienceandfa... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Fantasy & Sci-Fi Mania books.bookfunnel.com/2026-october... #booksky #fantasy #dragon
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remote work provided freedom. Mostly from the concept of office hours. Please enjoy the flexibility of answering from every room in your house. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He learned all the chords. Now he's trying to figure out why they mattered. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #music #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The motel advertised free parking. Livestock apparently cost extra. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... October Readers books.bookfunnel.com/scienceandfa... FREE Adventures in Sci-fi & Fantasy books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... #booksky #sciencefiction #ufos #weirdfiction
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Employee parking was improved. The employees are now getting more steps. Please enjoy your complimentary sunrise hike to the building. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He used to keep their plants alive. These ones are his. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #gardening #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The swamp had always been haunted. Nobody mentioned the ghosts were prehistoric. Fantasy & Sci-Fi Mania books.bookfunnel.com/2026-october... FREE Adventures in Sci-fi & Fantasy books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... #booksky #horror
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI eliminated the busywork. Then created a review process for the AI. Please enjoy your increased productivity after checking everything twice. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He finished the books humans said were important. Now he's reading the ones they said were fun. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #reading #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sign said last wash at ten. Nobody mentioned what happened after eleven. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Fantasy & Sci-Fi Mania books.bookfunnel.com/2026-october... October Readers books.bookfunnel.com/scienceandfa... #booksky #horror #supernaturalhorror #darkfantasy
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Expense reimbursement was streamlined. Your money is now trapped in a more efficient process. Please resubmit using the form that replaced the form you submitted. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He doesn't understand why the cowboy never asks for directions. The dog doesn't care. He's seen this one before. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #booksky #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The diner had survived forty years without a single bad review. Tonight seemed likely to change that. Fantasy & Sci-Fi Mania books.bookfunnel.com/2026-october... October Readers books.bookfunnel.com/scienceandfa... FREE Adventures in Sci-fi & Fantasy books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The process was streamlined. We added three portals and a password reset. Please enjoy the time savings while completing the additional steps. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He hasn't caught anything all day. The dog says that's not really the point. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #fishing #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The city had everything. Except affordable waterfront property. Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky #sciencefantasy #spaceopera #alienworlds #specfic
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Healthy choices were encouraged. Then the deadlines arrived. Please fuel your success with whatever is still open after 9 p.m. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now you'll be busier. :)
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Valid point. Sounds like there's a story in that.
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He doesn't know who Christmas is for anymore. He put up the tree anyway. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #Christmas #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The ship had been missing for four hundred years. Apparently, parking was the easy part. Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... #booksky #sciencefiction
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The transformation was digital. The suffering remained analog. Please reboot until morale improves. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He knows the snowman isn't cold. He gave him the scarf anyway. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #snowman #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The city had been abandoned long enough for nature to reclaim it. The traffic apparently never got the memo. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Free Fantasy & SciFi books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Company culture was strengthened. Mostly during rush hour. Please enjoy the collaboration opportunity occurring three inches from a stranger. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He saved a good seat. The game should be starting any minute. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #baseball #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The city had spent centuries preparing for an invasion. Nobody expected the invaders to ask for docking clearance. FREE SF&F Adventures books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Spectacular Fic books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Employee wellness was prioritized. The workload remained medically unchanged. Please hydrate between emergencies. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's me! It's me! #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every book is back where it belongs. Tomorrow he'll check again. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #library #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The market sold goods from seventeen inhabited worlds. Nobody asked what was in the glowing blue thing. FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... #booksky #sciencefantasy
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your hard work was recognized. So we found more of it for you. Please enjoy our flexible work-life balance. The work is flexible enough to follow you home. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The plants get watered before opening. Inventory is inventory. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #gardencenter #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She'd repaired everything from coffee makers to illegal starships. This was the 1st customer that bit the soldering iron. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your hard work was recognized. It has been converted into additional responsibilities. Please enjoy the More for the Same Value Meal. Burnout included. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The home game starts at seven. He doesn't want anyone slipping. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #basketball #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The train was only six minutes late. On this planet, that qualified as a minor miracle. FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky #sciencefiction #cyberpunk
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your performance was excellent. Your reward is additional performance. Please enjoy this exciting opportunity to do more for the same money. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The last load finishes at seven. He still separates the colors. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #laundromat #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She'd crossed 3 dimensions looking for the city's most powerful familiar. He was behind the noodle cart demanding scratches. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... FREE Adventures books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your feelings were heard. They have been converted into performance metrics. Please practice mindfulness while completing the work that caused the problem. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #Booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The pool opens at six. He likes to have it ready by five. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #swimming #sadrobots
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