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The Margret

@themargret.bsky.social
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I'm always one click away from being mistaken for a robot.

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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 7h
He used to keep their plants alive. These ones are his. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #gardening #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 8h
The swamp had always been haunted. Nobody mentioned the ghosts were prehistoric. Fantasy & Sci-Fi Mania books.bookfunnel.com/2026-october... FREE Adventures in Sci-fi & Fantasy books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... #booksky #horror
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 9h
AI eliminated the busywork. Then created a review process for the AI. Please enjoy your increased productivity after checking everything twice. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He finished the books humans said were important. Now he's reading the ones they said were fun. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #reading #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sign said last wash at ten. Nobody mentioned what happened after eleven. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Fantasy & Sci-Fi Mania books.bookfunnel.com/2026-october... October Readers books.bookfunnel.com/scienceandfa... #booksky #horror #supernaturalhorror #darkfantasy
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Expense reimbursement was streamlined. Your money is now trapped in a more efficient process. Please resubmit using the form that replaced the form you submitted. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He doesn't understand why the cowboy never asks for directions. The dog doesn't care. He's seen this one before. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #booksky #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The diner had survived forty years without a single bad review. Tonight seemed likely to change that. Fantasy & Sci-Fi Mania books.bookfunnel.com/2026-october... October Readers books.bookfunnel.com/scienceandfa... FREE Adventures in Sci-fi & Fantasy books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The process was streamlined. We added three portals and a password reset. Please enjoy the time savings while completing the additional steps. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He hasn't caught anything all day. The dog says that's not really the point. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #fishing #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The city had everything. Except affordable waterfront property. Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky #sciencefantasy #spaceopera #alienworlds #specfic
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Healthy choices were encouraged. Then the deadlines arrived. Please fuel your success with whatever is still open after 9 p.m. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He doesn't know who Christmas is for anymore. He put up the tree anyway. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #Christmas #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The ship had been missing for four hundred years. Apparently, parking was the easy part. Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... #booksky #sciencefiction
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The transformation was digital. The suffering remained analog. Please reboot until morale improves. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He knows the snowman isn't cold. He gave him the scarf anyway. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #snowman #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The city had been abandoned long enough for nature to reclaim it. The traffic apparently never got the memo. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Free Fantasy & SciFi books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Company culture was strengthened. Mostly during rush hour. Please enjoy the collaboration opportunity occurring three inches from a stranger. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He saved a good seat. The game should be starting any minute. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #baseball #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The city had spent centuries preparing for an invasion. Nobody expected the invaders to ask for docking clearance. FREE SF&F Adventures books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Spectacular Fic books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Employee wellness was prioritized. The workload remained medically unchanged. Please hydrate between emergencies. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's me! It's me! #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every book is back where it belongs. Tomorrow he'll check again. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #library #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The market sold goods from seventeen inhabited worlds. Nobody asked what was in the glowing blue thing. FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... #booksky #sciencefantasy
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your hard work was recognized. So we found more of it for you. Please enjoy our flexible work-life balance. The work is flexible enough to follow you home. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The plants get watered before opening. Inventory is inventory. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #gardencenter #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She'd repaired everything from coffee makers to illegal starships. This was the 1st customer that bit the soldering iron. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your hard work was recognized. It has been converted into additional responsibilities. Please enjoy the More for the Same Value Meal. Burnout included. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The home game starts at seven. He doesn't want anyone slipping. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #basketball #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The train was only six minutes late. On this planet, that qualified as a minor miracle. FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky #sciencefiction #cyberpunk
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your performance was excellent. Your reward is additional performance. Please enjoy this exciting opportunity to do more for the same money. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The last load finishes at seven. He still separates the colors. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #laundromat #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She'd crossed 3 dimensions looking for the city's most powerful familiar. He was behind the noodle cart demanding scratches. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... FREE Adventures books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your feelings were heard. They have been converted into performance metrics. Please practice mindfulness while completing the work that caused the problem. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #Booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The pool opens at six. He likes to have it ready by five. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #swimming #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The dragon had been circling the city for three hours. Her milkshake was getting warm, so somebody needed to deal with it. Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Work-life balance was achieved. Work is now ruining your life at home too. Please enjoy the flexibility of being exhausted somewhere else. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The first pot goes on at six. He's never been late for a shift. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #diner #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The kingdom had been waiting centuries for its hero to return. Apparently, nobody specified the species. FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your idea was excellent. Management accepts the award. Please keep showing initiative until someone important can take credit for it. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The paper arrives before sunrise. Nobody has canceled their subscription. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #newspaper #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The wizard had spent forty years mastering interdimensional travel. The cat had mastered sleeping through it. Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... #booksky #fantasy
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your idea was appreciated. Especially after management thought of it. Please applaud the innovative new strategy you emailed them yesterday. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The books are returned every morning. The cat remains overdue. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #library #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The town had survived drought, outlaws, and three different plagues. The giant undead snake was new. Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... Free Fantasy & SciFi books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... FREE Adventures in SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/freeadventur... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Team building was mandatory. Team enthusiasm was not included. Please smile. The photo is going on SharePoint. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The leaves will be back tomorrow. So will he. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #autumn #sadrobots
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The ghost had haunted the house for two-hundred years. The cat had been there 20 minutes & was already done with it. Going on an adventure! books.bookfunnel.com/weregoingona... Free SF&F books.bookfunnel.com/fantasyscifi... Spectacular Fiction books.bookfunnel.com/spectacularf... #booksky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hard work was appreciated. Being permanently reachable was measurable. Congratulations on finishing. Here is the next emergency. Death Engine Protocol a.co/d/caWsasc Japanese Robots Love to Dance a.co/d/a0j61vI #UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
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The Margret @themargret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They planted these for next summer. He decided next summer still counts. 📖 Read Hex Tape FREE: bookhip.com/VKMCHCL 🤖 More strange stories: SUDO VI MARGRET.DMP bookhip.com/NQKNBGR #HexTape #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #sciencefiction #hopepunk #booksky #gardening #sadrobots
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