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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BYU ROSTER UPDATE, 2026 They've got guys named: Ace Adney Bear Berkley Bodie Bott Brody Braxton Brigham Cade Caden Cannon Crew Enoch Fisher Fuller Gage Jarinn Jaron Jayven Jett Journee Justice Keayan Kennan Kyler Legend Lucky Maverick Pierson Raider Rayden Strantz Tiger Trevin Trey and Treyson
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
<they can’t keep getting away with this gif>
Yellow and orange starburst in a pack of 2.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shiela 🐑 we have talked about this before no snuggles when I am on duty
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Hey fans of <checks notes> Machine Gun Kelly, the concert is literally being filmed by a dozen professional cameras for NBC. You’ll be able to watch this show back as much as you want on your DVR, YouTube, etc. You can put your phones away and just enjoy the show.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Secret lives of Mormon wives season 2. Taylor’s mom just can’t be down with Taylor not wanting to be with Dakota? It was wild to see how much she was riding for <checks notes> *not* her daughter in the break up dinner talk. #thisiswheremylifeisatnow
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Nico gonna trade Cooper Flagg to New York halfway into next season for three potatoes and maybe Josh Hart
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The Midrim News publishes a scathing article about ol’ Palpy. Just eviscerates him. It’s a very well received article. Tons of clicks or views or whatever the holonet cares about.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Also, I love Christian Braun. What a fun guy to root for. And I’m glad his mom is in attendance on Mother’s Day. But 8+ shots of Mrs. Braun doing nothing special in the crowd … doesn’t feel like the best use of the ABC broadcast.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Fair is fair. This Nuggets game is also a terrible terrible rock fight. Maybe basketball is harder than previous NBA seasons would have us believe.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The Rockets and their fans must be kicking themselves. This Curry-less Warriors team is in rough shape. And the T-Wolves aren’t exactly looking like world beaters tonight.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 05/03/2025
If the tariffs pull back tomorrow. #comic
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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Well. Carrie Coon made me cry during the White Lotus finale. And not the first finale where she’s made me cry. Good stuff, Carrie.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Chumba Wumba. Stop getting back up again. Just stay down. Song is awful.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
@davechen.bsky.social @thefilmcastpod.bsky.social I am pretty sure the NBA Jam announcer was not Marv Albert. I sunk hundreds of dollars in quarters into those arcade machines. TimKitzrow.com is your guy. Granted, he was essentially fully imitating Albert so ... mission accomplished?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Whoever is editing the PTI podcast, please give me a ring. I can teach you about a thing called volume normalization between your segments and your ads.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@davechen.bsky.social So, the best at keeping secrets in the hive?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’ve watched 2 seasons of The Night Agent and I still have no understanding of what this dude’s job is. He’s a secret agent for the UN? What I do know is that I won’t be watching season 3. This show is not good.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It’s bad because this game is non competitive and boring. It’s worse because we are in for an entire quarter of Tom Brady improving “interesting” non football comments.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Did Howie Long just call him Jalex Hunt? #jalenhurts
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Eugene Levy’s eyebrow commercial is to Deep Impact as the Pringles Mustache ad is to Armageddon.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Greatest moment of Sandoval’s life. The pride beaming from him. So funny. #thetraitors
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
You’ve got a friend in @dlchypetrain.bsky.social and @jeffcannata.bsky.social. #throwitinthegarbage
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Double shovel weekend here in Boulder. I don’t like it. No I don’t.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
So Severance is a show where the workers only know an existence where they're underground, have never seen the sky and spend all day looking at numbers on a screen and dragging certain numbers into a trash can. And last night, I said out loud "seems like a decent gig." So that's how I'm doing.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Our silly little music podcast is leaning into the music and slightly away from the podcasting. We welcome all to join the discord where you can vote on the current tunes and then talk the necessary $#!@ or heap praise. Sharing music is good. discord.thegildedplaylist.com
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Desert power.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
thinking about this again, as I often do
a tweet that reads

THROUGHOUT LITTLE WOMEN WE COULD HEAR TROS IN THE THEATER NEXT TO US AND WHEN BETH DIED AND IT WAS REALLY QUIET ALL OF A SUDDEN WE JUST HEARD BABU FRIK GO "hEEYYYHEYYYYY"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
when I'm trying to get the alt text correct
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Just watched Wicked. So the hat that G(a)linda gives to Elphaba — in a world with talking animals, munchkins and yellow brick roads, it’s just understood that everyone finds that relatively unremarkable black hat so outlandish that they all can’t help but burst out in laughter when they see it?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Oh wowwwww Casa Bonita!
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Silo Season 2’s pace. Do y’all realize how little has occurred in these episodes?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Yo. What is up with the transfer of The Holiday on Prime Video. Looks like 480p at best.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Work wise, I was recently forced to move to OneDrive from Google Drive and I’ve researched this on a couple occasions. I must be taking crazy pills, but it seems there is NO WAY to permanently share a document with your entire company without also sending a company-wide email? Hoping I’m wrong.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
That face Herbert made there—the Patrick Mahomes did something and now I’m not getting the ball back face—is such a defining mark of this period of football. How many times have we seen that exact look of resignation on great QBs?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
As best I can tell, I cannot buy my way out of watching ads on Paramount+. And being forced to watch the ads, they are all for … Paramount+? How does this help Paramount make more money than me paying them to not watch the ads?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Good to be back in Tucson.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Wow the Bears are bad at football. Just not good.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
We have a wardrobe malfunction with one of Shaboozey’s dancers! Cut to commercial! We’ve seen this story before and it ends badly for Janet Jackson. Cut to commercial!
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Among the odd 2024 things. The Detroit Lions running back duo of Gibbs and Montgomery have nicknamed themselves after two not-so-well-known Sega video game characters from the 90s (30 years ago) that are famous now because of some kids movies. Say huh?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I need someone to explain to me why Sue seemingly refuses to wash the dirt off her face. Everyone is clean after the rain storm and Sue looks like a chimney sweep. #survivor
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Do you want to listen to some new songs and vote on whether they’re any good? You should listen here: marinate.thegildedplaylist.com And vote here: vote.thegildedplaylist.com
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Never been so happy for a main character (and a protagonist?) to perish. Hoping there are zero flashbacks in the rest of the Bad Sisters episodes this season. Also it’s also possible I just really don’t like the show at all.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
People of Bluesky! Quote a favorite film using gifs only.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
We went a little long, but we also had a very good time with this one. thegildedplaylist.simplecast.com/episodes/s7e4 #podcast
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Serrano was just wearing the latest Jordan release? Why not wear actual boxing shoes?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Someone send out a big shout when the Tyson fight is actually about to start?
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Been playing #marvelsnap since the Philippines days (if you know what I mean) and finally hit Infinite for the first time! Bring on the next season.
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Luke @thelukejohnson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Completed the assignment in Boulder, CO. #ivoted
I voted sticker showing Colorado scenery.
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