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The Locker Room

@thelockerroom.bsky.social
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Formerly on tumblr, and that other site that shall not be named. NSFW at least some of the time. Re posting your spicy locker room pictures/vids.

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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#jocktober
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Welcome to all the softball gays. Good luck at the softball world series.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The AI generated bear in this ad would not be able to wear the underwear advertised because it sized for Asian men. XXL is size 36".
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Gin Tomish 🇨🇦🍖💅🐻 @gintomish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🏋️💪🚿
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Beefy 1970 @beefysf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another locker room vid, with a different perspective this time 😀
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I decided I would try living off the grid as a bit of vacation from modernity. We are using only daylight and candlelight. No electricity. There is running water so more bronze age than stone age.... Just kidding, the fcking power has been out since Tuesday morning.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's muggy and rainy so Dad is folding your laundry.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I cannot express the amount of joy...JOY! I feel at seeing two of my favorite authors interact in real time.
This screenshot from Bluesky captures a humorous social media exchange between authors Charlie Stross and John Scalzi.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I just read "A conventional Boy" and now I'm wondering if there was Delta Green reference I missed.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Love, love is a verb Love is a doing word." From Teardrop by Massive Attack
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I saw a post on Instagram about this guy being super MAGA. Just curious if his OF collabs know in advance. Some guys are for sure going to say "I don't care, he's hot." What do you think?
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My barber took part of June off. As a result, I was only able to get one haircut for during pride month. It was a fucking hate crime. Anyhow I got my hair did on Friday. Bonus yard bear content.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
JD Vance's bff and mentor everyone.
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MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Vicious dog attack.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Seems... curated.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We had a thunderstorm roll through last hour, so plant dad is done with yard work for the moment.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A beautiful night to share my enormous meat with friends.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
At my annual physical yesterday I got a shingles booster and a pneumonia vaccine... One or both are kicking my ass.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When I'm playing #stellaris and select to ascend to be the crisis Bebe Rexah immediately starts playing in my imagination. #gaymer
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
'M.E." starts playing and you're momentarily caught in a fugue because it's obviously not "Where's your head at".
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The category is: Introduce yourself with 10 musicians you’ve seen live. Red Hot Chili Peppers Ministry Ice Cube Sondgarden Jesus and the Mary Chain Pearl Jam Lush Boo-Yaa Tribe
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DX2K8Sc...
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Tragically "poor" weather here in Palm Springs. As you can see, there are some clouds.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I know that there's no connection but I can help but think of this as Norma Jean Kahlo.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Random blsky: who is getting under this desk to take care of #fcf? Me: logically unless the cocksucker is a short king, that better be a sit-to-stand desk. Figure it out.
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Karasumori Tora @karatora.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Opps hehe
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
On this #fcf, here is your reminder to nut at lease 21 times a month.
health.harvard.edu
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Team Clot
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Someone is setting off fireworks in the neighborhood and I'm waiting for some Karen to ask on the Ring Network if anyone hears gunfire.... and I didnt get through typing this and there it is.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Happy "The Arnold" weekend to all those who celebrate. Here in Columbus we've dialed up the thermostat to unseasonably warm temps so that you can wear your inappropriate gym attire everywhere. Please enjoy this complimentary bingo card.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
One of my boxers likes to rest his head on various parts of me while I sleep. At first I thought it was cute, but now I can wake up crippled and have no idea why my right knee has gone out of warranty overnight.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There are a number of content creators that share historic info dumps on lgbt figures and I feel like they need a name like "tedtalk". Legibitiqa Dire seems a bit long.
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LGBTQIA community pronunciation#lgbtq #queer #gay #gaymuslimsoftiktok #gaychristian
TikTok video by Asexual Andrew
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
To liberals say "I proudly voted for Jill Stein and would do it again" I say, "good to know who should get the shiv when I see you at the concentration camp." That one issue the Dem didn't earn your vote on is so important that authoritarianism was preferable should definitely be a point of pride
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Commuting home from my day at the office I happened to catch a traffic light on a corner with a gas station. Since I drive an EV I looked at the price. Y'all, I remember when they had to add a third digit to those signs for the very first time. #ancienthistory #imnotthatold
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Reading a post from a award winning writer I'm fond of talking about (not) separating the art from the artist. Deep in the thread there is an exchange between MULTIPLE Hugo/Nebula authors speculating on Orson Scott Card's homophobia... ... so surreal. Bless them one and all. #iykyk
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CASANOVA @alreadysweaty.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Supernatural
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When North America is horny on main and showing you that Tenseness is the old brown eye.
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Perry @pearbear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Image reading “this person hates ICE” with an arrow pointing to my profile and the same poling down to the quoted poster
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm deeply saddened by the lack of bears in union suits. This is your time to shine. Carpe Buttflap!
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
They should comply and send a fully redacted copy of the rolls.
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Elon Musk Files For Custody Of All U.S. Children
YouTube video by The Onion
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My employer makes me come into the office two days a week and charges me $2.59 for a cup of coffee. Meanwhile leadership is confused by why people hate coming in.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Breaking news!!!! reviews are in for the new Melania movie
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Falstad's voice line of "Aerie Peak, I failed you." is delivered in a Scottish accent. It sounds like he's saying "Hairy pig, i failed you" to me, and once you've heard it you cant unhear it. #blizzardcharacters
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The Locker Room @thelockerroom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Current mood.
The top of the bottle reads "Bespoke Gin Beholden To No One"
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