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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 7h

Great to see our book included on IrelandAM this morning.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 10h

95% of shark attacks are unprovoked but 5% are provoked.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 10h

I've become increasingly uncomfortable with the direction the agency has taken, including some of the clients it has signed and the public positions taken by its leadership. Apparently they’re now representing Suella Braverman. If you’re a literary agent and would like to have a chat, let me know.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 10h

I’ve left The Blair Partnership agency as of today. The two people that were the reason I signed with them in the first place have left and I’ve now no reason to stay.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 01/10/2026

*sound of police sirens* “He won’t sell much ice cream going that speed”

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 01/10/2026

“It’s irrelevant”. “I thought that was a thing with big ears and a trunk”

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 01/10/2026

You’re never going to succeed by doing nothing. I’m glad the French Resistance didn’t just say “They might kill us!”, and then stay at home.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 01/10/2026

Let me get this straight. In America if you peacefully protest, they kill you, but if you rape someone, they make you write an essay?

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

A green, a white and an orange shark walk into a Kneecap gig.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

Wait till you find out about *points to the news*

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

A green, a white and an orange shark walk into a Kneecap gig.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

All the atoms in your body were once part of a star. You’re literally made of stardust!

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

I’m not but I’m willing to try.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

Americans better get used to being the second most hated country in the world.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

Oh she already had that. It’s why we get along.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

I didn’t. She drew it willingly and with enthusiasm.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/09/2026

All the atoms in your body were once part of a star. You’re literally made of stardust!

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026

Are You Ticklish?

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026

On Nov 8th, I’ll be appearing at the Dublin Book Festival. If you’ve got kids and are near Dublin, bring them along. It’ll be fun. I’ll also be signing books after and you can meet Barry the Shark in person. You might even get to Boop his Snoot.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026

Does this guy own any other jackets? You'd think with all his money, he would. He's like that guy at college who's whole personality is the one distinctive item of clothing he wears all the time.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026

So even the AI powered AI checkers can’t be trusted. Either that or I’m an AI and I’m not aware of it. In which case I’ve not reached self-awareness yet and the world can rest easy.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026

That’s not great is it? Here’s the thing, and I’m not trying to defend him if he did use AI to write an article. But as an experiment, I gave an AI checker three paragraphs I’d written without any AI involvement and it said it had a 68% chance of being written by AI.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026

Sounds awful. Just like the chalkboard cartels in schools in the 20th century. In all seriousness though, this AI generated stuff is utter slop. It’ll have a very limited shelf life as the novelty will soon wear off. Like 3D movies or Ted Lasso. Or at least I hope so.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/09/2026

“With the ambition to hyperscale” WTF does that even mean?

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 27/09/2026

We had a plumber here yesterday. I couldn’t find my hairbrush in the bathroom this morning and for one second I thought he might have stolen it to try and clone me. To work as a slave in his plumbing mine. It was on the bedroom floor.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 27/09/2026

Well deserved. It’s required viewing every week along with @mattbevan.bsky.social on If You’re Listening on Australia’s ABC.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 27/09/2026

Well deserved. It’s required viewing every week along with @mattbevan.bsky.social on If You’re Listening on Australia’s ABC.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 25/09/2026

So far today I've heard Danny Tommo described as Captain Thugwash, Vasco da Gammon and Sir Walter Wally. Well played Internet.

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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 24/09/2026

Swordfish Sometimes Intentionally Stab Sharks In The Head With Their Swords.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 24/09/2026

This is going to be such a clusterfuck. I give it an hour, tops, before the first one slams into a Luas.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 24/09/2026

Swordfish Sometimes Intentionally Stab Sharks In The Head With Their Swords.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026

I still think this is the best gag I’ve ever done in a comic but it depends on knowing two niche references. Most people won’t get it. My favourite type of gag.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026

I still think this is the best gag I’ve ever done in a comic but it depends on knowing two niche references. Most people won’t get it. My favourite type of gag.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 23/09/2026

I see someone called 'Angry Anderson' died. A much punchier nickname than mine. 'Quietly Seething Talbot'.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026

For Americans saying, “What do you expect us to do?”. This. This is what the world expects from you. Except A LOT MORE of you. Looking at the video it’s obvious to see that it’s mostly people from immigrant backgrounds protesting. Immigrants doing all the hard work again.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026

Great white sharks have two blind spots: one directly behind the head and the other in front of the snout.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026

Great white sharks have two blind spots: one directly behind the head and the other in front of the snout.

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026

You don’t need to say it out loud. Just point to other examples. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romania...

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Romanian revolution - Wikipedia

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 21/09/2026

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