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rose ❤️‍🔥

@thelifeofarose.swifties.social
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i’m so funny i laugh at myself • writer, swiftie, and certified yapper • chronic worrier she/her | 20

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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 3h
bro the AncestryDNA update lowkey made my dad's results even more accurate. now he's 95% German. i swear it was a lot lower before the update but now we've confirmed that his ancestors' heritage stories were probably very accurate 😭
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 4h
gotta love my dog because my bedroom door is wide open and she can be anywhere in the house, but she's choosing to sleep by my feet anyway, even though she is a little cramped for space
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 6h
guys i hate driving sometimes. this is a small town and i was turning left. the other person was turning right and technically they had right of way but they were going literally 2 miles per hour so i just budged in front of them because i had enough time. it was safe to do so so 🤷🏼‍♀️
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 20h
"it's mostly people of color in gangs! we should deport them!" okay well most criminals are men should we deport all of them too, even the white ones? find out where their families came from over 100 years ago and send them back there? yes? great! glad we're not a racist country!!
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
i had a dream last night that Taylor announced a Showgirl tour and i got 2 floor tickets :(
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
just slept for 14 hours straight. guys do you think i was tired or no? 😭
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
anyways good news is my mom was determined to have NOT suffered a stroke. bad news is they have no idea what happened. but we’re home!!
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
besties today was so exhausting that i’m genuinely exhausted and looking forward to sleep at 8:30 p.m.
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
any cute animal photos or memes or literally anything would totally help now. I was already in the midnight feelings and now I’m losing my fucking mind on the inside while staying calm on the outside lol
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
in the ER with my mom 👍
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
also, my cat seems to have lost a mouse in the bathroom and the bathroom is the room closest to mine (disregarding the hallway) so i am naturally even more anxious than usual
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
is it normal to get very paranoid and in a dark place every single night (never during the day) or is that just a quirky me thing? 😬
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
what is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? not to make anyone feel old but...
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Robin Williams Mrs Doubtfire
Alt: Robin Williams dancing around the living room with a vacuum as the titular character in Mrs. Doubtfire
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 05/10/2026
just went to PetSmart and the cashier said she thought our dog was 3. our dog is 12.
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 05/10/2026
yeah this was not at all a bright thing to watch this late at night. now my anxiety is on overdrive because this storyline/cry opened every emotion of mine up. forgot the reason i don’t watch or read or do sad shit after 10 P.M. lol.
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 05/10/2026
wellll despite her limp (it’s gotten a lot better gradually throughout today), she’s acting like her normal self today! i didn’t know about the limp long enough to observe her yesterday, but today, she ate all her usual food, was still running, and still came up on my bed for sleep. so, good i think
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 05/10/2026
"let me start The L Word, this will be a fun show to watch!" ... cue me crying over the end of season 3 and how devastatingly they decided to cut her character off
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
bringing the new cat inside is an interesting process. every single animal except for my cat has no problem with her, meanwhile my cat keeps coming up to her, sniffing, hissing, then leaving. i'm not worried because he always leave her alone and it's probably just his way to say "i don't know you".
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
just walked around a parking lot looking like a lunatic for 10 minutes because i couldn’t find my car (thank god maps saved it because i would’ve been stuck here for years if not) but hey at least i finished my first solo grocery shopping trip by myself! and i only had one bag to lug around!
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
she’s still limping so YAY my mama bear alternate personality is gonna be fully out today, can’t wakt
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
i mean… not sure what she weighs now or what she weighed 3 years ago but i do know that she weighed 120 at her last vet visit, and 120-170 is the ideal weight for one of her breeds (she is a very uncommon mix of 2 big dogs) so…?
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
never realized how fat my dog used to be until i started cleaning out my camera roll and holy shit… i hope it’s not just recency bias that’s convincing me that she’s a lot thinner than she was 3 years ago. we’ve definitely cut back on how much she eats since. but holy crap i feel so bad now 😭
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
and on today’s episode of “why the fuck is my dog limping so horribly,” is it: A) her arthritis because i forgot to give her her pills until 2 hours past the usual time (it’s been 6 hours since then) B) her arthritis because it’s so cold outside C) she slipped and fell in the backyard
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
being a pyrenees mom with a fenced-in backyard means never seeing your dog at all once fall starts because she just wants to bask in the rain and occasional snow, only coming in during the day to make sure you're still alive
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
A year ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
hey by the way fun fact: my dad got to meet his great-grandfather who was born in Germany. he died at 89 in a car crash. my dad firmly believes he would've made it a lot longer if he hadn't been in that car crash.
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
to add onto this, she's still relentless and will only let you stop petting her when SHE wants you to. if your hand is tired but she wants more pets, she'll knock everything down in your path just so you'll have to pay attention to her again. it's kind of funny.
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
just realized that i didn't even have my license when my cousin got married and now at her baby shower i'll have had my license for 19 months what the fuck
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
this song hits harder after The Encore's release: 'so i ran to the gardens of Babylon; a singer wrote about it in all her songs / it sounded quite safe, and i was distraught / make believe is where i belong'
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Darling, I Know
Charlotte Clarke · Darling, I Know · Song · 2026
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
hey guys confession: my mind blows things so out of proportion that i sent a friend request to my neighbor of 7 years yesterday because i didn't see any cars in her driveway for days and was worried she had died. anyways she accepted my friend request and now i look like a fool
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
how funny that out of the 4 people who liked my birthday post on Instagram, i’m related to 2 and 1 is my old teacher. only 1 irl liked it (at least it was someone i used to be very tight with?) 🥴
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
out of curiosity, have any of you formed any assumptions on what you think i look like, even if subconsciously? i’m curious how much of it would track 🤔
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
things my senior dog (12 y/o) does that would send most other owners of senior dogs into frenzies: - still has zoomies - still does bicycle kicks whenever she's excited (which is very often) - still learning new commands (unintentionally; she picks up on things we tell her often)
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
i have a really low pain tolerance, considering my cat scratched me because he didn't want to be held and i foolishly wanted to keep holding him, and now i'm wincing like a baby even though there's barely any blood
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
just looked up the seating chart for my venue and here i thought we were gonna be in front for our Lizzy McAlpine show, but the seating starts with row AA, not row A. at least we’ll still be there 🥴
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
ngl i’m very tempted to cancel my guitar lesson today. i am so out of it from yesterday and i can barely bring myself to get out of bed. idk. i guess i’ll see where i am after breakfast, i guess.
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
btw fun fact: the last baby shower i was at was my own!! i was 5 weeks early, so i think i was a couple weeks old at mine. and the closest (friendliest) woman to me who's given birth since then is a 2nd cousin who lives 6 hours away. so i have no idea what to expect! haha
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
just found out last minute (nobody's fault but our own) that my cousin's baby shower is next Sunday and i am genuinely so glad that my dad's cousin (who is more like an aunt to me) will be there! not sure who else will be, but it was so awkward at her engagement party when my mom and i didn't know--
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
war is over, i have a tour to look forward to in 7 months. i'm happy.
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
anyways i’m officially 20 now
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
LIZZY TICKETS ARE BOOKED!!!
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
starting the Lizzy presale on a high note
Pink Clouding by Taylor Swift on the radio!!!
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
ngl i’ve just gotten the random desire to dye my hair again. it’s like i’m 15 again, dying my hair constantly just for fun 😭
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
bless the Slider app though because i just managed to delete ~7 GB worth of videos (phone’s still catching up) in 10 minutes 🙏🏻
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
bro i just discovered an almost 5 minute long video on my phone from February that’s literally just the inside of my jeans??? i think??? the only sound is rustling. i accidentally recorded ass on my phone. and i wonder why i have no space left on my phone…
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
BRO I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THIS ISSUE AND I THINK I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 14/02/2026
i hope you're scared of only ordinary shit like murderers and ghosts and cancer on your skin and not your soul and what Ticketmaster might do with it
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
brb preparing for my first serious presale since the emails i can't send tour so now i'm all nostalgic over that
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
i was selected for wave 1 of the Lizzy McAlpine presale tomorrow. so it's confirmed, my birthday will be a hectic mess 🥴
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rose ❤️‍🔥 @thelifeofarose.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
once a TTPD stan, forever a TTPD stan ✊🖊️
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