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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 7h

friend word good ✌️😘💜

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 7h

currently finding myself in bed. beside a #cat who's bathing himself. while lying against my thigh i'm glad he feels safe with me

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

when he 1st jumped to wwf/e in '99, everybody he wrestled was so much taller than him it just looked like he was applying a boston crab badly changed out of necessity and never bothered to go back 🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

knew i stole this from somebody, but couldn't remember who 😅🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

look, i don't pretend to know better than people who are trained and do this for a living but seriously what. the. actual. FUCK are they doing here?? 🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

🎶i get dyspho but i get up again ain't never gonna keep me down🎶

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

or you end up with one(1) of those silly shots that taste of regret

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

worst fucking announcer ever (as in, with tenure. not just on tv by mistake. makes kevin kelly look like gordon solie)

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

possibly in the minority: a little cinnamon goes a VERY long way

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

if a bear posts in the woods. and nobody's there to read it ...

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the Science™️ is still inconclusive

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

doing great work, lady bandit 💜🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

this is disrespectful to pure CINEMA

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

y'all need to try on deodorant 🫢

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

pure poetry, my dear they now please stop upsetting me 😢🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

with more and more hindsight as the fedopoly is consigned to history we're gonna see just how sick that relationship could be 🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

just 2 dudes, bein' bros snuggling their beards

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

possibly the last clip of cornette's podcast i ever heard featured the other guy who's there to laugh at cornette's jokes confidently and with the air of an expert call mox "the worst fucking wrestler ever" thanks for letting us know your opinions are worth less than dogshit, bro 🤼

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ALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I hate wrestling Halloween, what do you mean you're going as an "RJ City is All Elite" graphic

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i hate wrestling halloween, what do you mean you've NOT actually gone as the stay puft marshmallow man?

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i went to nyc for my 30th (a LONG time ago) thought i might catch a knicks-celtics game at the garden yeeeeah ... 😬

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i don't understand this but it sounds VERY clever

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

madison square garden? 😳 what does THAT have to do with my burning buds?

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"CHAT, have you heard about this eating hack?" flavour it's literally flavour

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

a normal and healthy thing to want, indeed

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"i just want things to be real again," said the professional wrestler 😋 (seriously though, same. we're literally in hell)

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

historically. lesbians only wield swords for decorative reasons it's their version of a brightly coloured tail

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

why did he say it like that? tale as old as time 😠🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it's no skin off his/her BALL SACK

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

dandy and spike = pinky and the brain (but possibly not in that order)

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

imagine saying that with your full chest to dave meltzer because if there's one(1) nerd in this world who can DEFINITELY prove you wrong it's uncle dave 😂🤼

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thomas Edison: Behold! it is I! The Bringer of Light! The Inventor of Modernity! A veritable god on earth! Poe: King: Koontz: Barker: Lovecraft: Edison: allow me to introduce myself Edison: i am thomas E. Edison Edison: geeeeeeenius

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026