Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You know? That feeling when you can tell that your pet has called you a slur? 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Is it a part of everyone's interracial relationship that someday their yt partner will enthusiastically tell them "You haven't seen the Wire??? OMG it's SO good though!!" 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Last week: what if I got a KPop Demon Hunter tattoo??? This week: TATTOO MY WHOLE BODY IN BLACK PARADE LORE 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Capitalism sucks the quality and joy out of everything 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 07/09/2025My waking moments are so confusing. Bc while enduring long drawn out grief I am just going between different bandaids to make the loss less excruciating 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 06/09/2025We really did just toss our kids to the wolves re: COVID so thank you #longstoryshort 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I am drowning and thrashing about while people applaud and tell me I'm swimming just fine. Like sitting motionless along the bottom is a momentary choice I will grow out of. 120
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Sometimes the world is cruel to shiny things 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 20/07/2025@marawilson.bsky.social thank you for yet another chapter in a lifelong parasocial relationship to you. Your memoir has been a pleasure to hear in your voice. Haunting how much my experience echoes yours. Thank you 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Lmfao dysregulated from seeing friends and now I need to cry it out 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025It changes your brain chemistry after a man half way around the world who is slowly starving to death asks how you are. If your cats are well. 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025When you as a yt person don't mask, you are habitually placing black people on the chopping block of medical racism. And before you @ me, my dad's Drs are neglecting him in a terrifying way. Huge stat changes without intervention. No explanations. The system disposes of us before they'd help us 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 06/07/2025It is a waste of time and money and a sin against God's light to underseason a seafood boil 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Mainevent in Cincy lied to their drag staff and told them they lost their burlesque license as an excuse to fire all their black and brown drag stars and it makes me sick 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Yt men are more likely to love rules and order bc they've never considered a system could be established to limit their access to it. They love law bc it assures their own comfort and privilege. Even if they don't think that's what it's about, that's what's going on in them 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Being hyper mobile is so embarrassing bc what do you mean Im in so much pain I see the shrimp colors bc I *checks notes* hyper-extended my big toe foh 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 10/06/2025The experience of being perceived as a woman includes ppl you thought were just nice literally licking their lips as they talk about your feet if you give even an inch of kindness I hate it here 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Everyone didn't always used to be sick all the time and it's important to remember that. We used to get really sick once or twice a year. The constant sickness we endure is new 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I would risk it all if I met anyone remotely like Mick Foley 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I *did* watch Pearl both before and after the annual women's conference 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025If I'm being honest ? I don't anticipate having a quality of life in the next 5-10 years. All paths lead to continual COVID reinfection, breaking my body at work&working 6 days/week. If something doesn't change I will do damage to my body that I can't take back 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Do you think this timeline is so fucked up bc Mankind didn't die for our sins during Hell in a Cell? 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 17/05/2025We were born to watch wrestling and muppet movies 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Don't forget! Diversity is great! But diversity without providing a basic system of respect and mutual understanding just places black and brown faces in dangerous situations! 030
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I consumed almost entirely ice and sugar today 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Walking around, pointing at things and shouting "You're teenjus now yhear?" Is among my hobbies 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Internal stuggle: *don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it* *walks past weed* "CAN I SMELL YOUR DOG????" 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Current career options under capitalism: -sweatshop -paid snitch 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I can feel the melatonin gummies doing battle with all the caffeine in my body right now 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Googling "how many donuts is too many to eat in a day?" Knowing damn well I won't like the answer no matter what it says 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Someone was nice to me today and now all I wanna do is cry about it bc what if I'm delusional and she actually hated me??? Thanks brain chemistry FU 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Trying to remember that not seeming obviously pleased is not evidence of someone being displeased 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Displaying true humanity and kindness has never felt more dangerous. Which means we've never needed it more 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 06/04/2025People who wonder why I'm always crying have obviously never buried their best friend. Nor had to do so twice over. 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Every time I start really building new skills and learning new things I experience an extreme medical malady and lemme just say.... I'm tired, Grandpa 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Somebody needs to follow me on my nightly routine and physically tie my hands behind my back the second I start BedTime Fruity Pebbles Hour. No good can come from BedTime Fruity Pebbles Hour 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025There's nothing wrong with me, I'm just watching Pearl again nbd I'm emotionally stable 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Yes I watched a trashy true crime doc just to see my journalist friend be interviewed about the case 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025There's a YouTube commercial that is solely just of Joe burrow working out and like... damn I haven't paid attention like that in a minute thirst trap asf 011
Reposted by Auggie JennLiz @barelybreathing.bsky.social · 31/03/2025It's Trans Visibility Day, what better day than to support Distribute Aid. 💜🏳️⚧️ 11110
Reposted by Auggie JennMyra Batchelder @myrabatchelder.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Everyone is at risk of Long COVID and other serious health issues from COVID-19. And lots of people don’t have paid sick days or the ability to take time off from work, caretaking, school or more if they get sick. EVERYONE has a right to wear a mask. #NoNYMaskBan 17627122
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Introducing my dad to SZA: "What genre is this??? THIS is what r&b sounds like now????" 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Bestie tricked me into using her cane, and it was transformatively pain relieving 010
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Please for the love of God allow me any space in my life to live ethically by my own standards. Jk all the tp is cut down amazon rainforest trees and every browser makes you use AI 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025WHY WOULD YOU DATE A WEIRD ASS WHIMSICAL BITCH IF THEIR WHIMSY MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE??? 020
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The type of job dissatisfaction where you stress eat a pizza thinking about going back 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I am powerless except for the words of my mouth. And someday, I will be punished horribly for doing even that 000
Auggie Jenn @thelephantmansgf.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I am on this planet to be kind to other people and create intentional community with others. Even though it's so often more inconvenient than sticking to myself 000
