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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
good morning
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i forgot i had gudetama
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
──── ❝ 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧.❞
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Gudetama Looks in Mirror
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
──── ❝ 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬.❞
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Gudetama Egg Cracking and Resting on Rice
ALT: Gudetama Egg Cracking and Resting on Rice
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
──── 𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 ও
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Reaching For The Remote
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
──── ❝ 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 .❞
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Gudetama: Leave Me Alone
ALT: Gudetama: Leave Me Alone
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
──── ❝ 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧.❞
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Gudetama's Lazy Egg Adventures
ALT: Gudetama's Lazy Egg Adventures
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
──── ❝ 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬.❞
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Gudetama Egg Struggles with Sticky Natto
ALT: Gudetama Egg Struggles with Sticky Natto
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
──── ❝ 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞.❞
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Gudetama: Lazy Egg Yolk
ALT: Gudetama: Lazy Egg Yolk
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
──── 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝 ও
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Gudetama: The Lazy Egg
ALT: Gudetama: The Lazy Egg
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Gudetama the Lazy Egg on Rice
ALT: Gudetama the Lazy Egg on Rice
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“𝙄’𝙢 𝙖𝙢 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙜𝙜 𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙜𝙜. 𝙞 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙜𝙜.”
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
“Hehe who thought to mess with you..?” it slowly said.
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
“I smell eggs burning.”
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
slides off the stake.
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
yeah.
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Yawn… imagine not liking eggs
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“I was promise a pack of soybeans…”
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
i don’t get paid enough for this
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
where is my life time supply of soy sauce/ soy beans at?
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
< Steals yo soy sauce
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Egg
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
…..but disney this is egg
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a cupcake sits on a saucer on a table surrounded by blue daisies
ALT: a cupcake sits on a saucer on a table surrounded by blue daisies
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
my current bath
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
yeah
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
ahhh yay
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
heh thank you.. ~
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“I’m sorry- it’s gudetama.”
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“Nice to meet you terry … it’s nice to know other people.” it smiled reaching out for the hand shake.
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“ shocking right?”
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“Heh because i am an egg turned human~.” it smiled back #KremlingVsBandit
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“huh…? what do you mean by that?” #KremlingVsBandit
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
go Toph go ❗️❗️ #KremlingVsBandit
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Holding a hot chili pepper 🌶️
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“Mah.”
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
happy pride month everyone gudetama is non binary!
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
what are you starting at hussy?
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I was thinking no
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
“sigh what a drag.”
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
nope all out
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
hi hi gudetama says hello to froggy.
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
froggy 💚
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Froggy @lilypadhopping.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
gudetama think sonic is cool so is shadow.
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
yawn
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
crying because it doesn’t have soy sauce..
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
“Nope it’s the real deal . my name is gudetama. what’s your?”
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🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!) (new 📌) @thelazyegg.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
swim~
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