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The Lavender Witch

@thelavenderwitch.bsky.social
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Not safe for clout goblins. Tarot reader, witch, goth, queer. They/them. ko-fi.com/thelavenderwitch

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jeffree Star hitting a woman at Walmart aligns exactly with what I thought of him. Fucking cunt.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was family, but I no longer speak to them. For their own good because it would be yelling.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It tickles me so when things get cropped in funny ways.
Funny cropped quest name in Infinity Nikki
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just remembered another one; when my maternal grandmother died, and my dad's entire stopped by, and not a single one of them talked to me. They were there for the food.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, the autistic experience of always being pushed away and excluded. Would you believe I once got ignored at my own birthday party?
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sweating like a Republican at a library.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That Christian person spamming in #Infinitynikki probably heard there's grooming in the game, and got confused.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"You can always text/DM me" just doesn't mean much if they never talk to you first.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woke up sore, cranky, and thanks to people always knowing when to be fucking evil, now I feel like murdering somebody.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Infinity Nikki is so bizarre; you log in, get 10 pulls, you talk to an NPC for a bit, 15 pulls, but you do a whole, long, tedious quest chain, and you get a firm handshake.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Laziness is a myth. People need rest, some are not cut out for hard labour etc.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my favourites.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well then, here's my application.
One of my many mugs
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I caught myself pandering to ableist rhetoric today. Told someone I'm being "lazy" by not cooking lunch today. "Being lazy today, not cooking." Fuck that. I'll be telling people I have brainfog and pain, couldn't cook. Don't like it? Too fucking bad.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's also very funny that they believe manipulators and never someone telling the truth about someone.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I'm the only one on this planet who starts disliking people for fucking with any of my friends. Folks just let it all slide. "They didn't do anything to me." Yes, the fuck they did!
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My new graphics card even gives me the occasional free game?
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Anya Forger's Shocked Expression in Spy X Family
Alt: Anya Forger's Shocked Expression in Spy X Family
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not just a feature, it's a friend.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kind of want to post about sage on Tumblr, even if I know it may attract some buffoons. I love the block button.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is there always somebody loaded with 50 pointless questions when I'm already overstimulated and ready to start losing my shit?
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't mind me, whinging about gacha because I don't know how to process the news I've woken up to.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I just have a problem with gacha games, and I keep not only playing them but hyperfixating on them. I admittedly sound like a straight girl defending her toxic boyfriend "No, you don't know him. He has good sides. He tries." Fuck do you mean I buy something, and I still have to earn it?
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, here's your reminder that I'm still alive and still offer witchy services. ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It got chilly a little early, and I've noticed that summers are hotter but shorter, and winters are getting colder and longer. Yes, that is also part of global warming.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just saying
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Old versus new graphics card in Infinity Nikki. Holy fuck, the differences are wild.
Infinity Nikki outfitOutfit 2
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I encourage you to keep talking shit behind my back; that's where I leave my farts.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's a rumour that a mobile game I play is going to collab with a certain derivative, hateful franchise, so that'll be the end of that for me.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, I'm hoarding pumpkin spice candles... I remember just 3 years ago I was pining to smell one, now I have all of them.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I could almost.. almost understand AI generating some intricate, cool ideas - that look like shit and garbage, anyway - but people using AI to generate the most derivative, generic fucking garbage that someone drew 100s of times before.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess we're pretty much done with Bsky, so.. follow me on Tumblr? www.tumblr.com/blog/thelave...
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Follow @thelavenderwitchlives and get more of the good stuff by joining Tumblr today. Dive in!
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah... and what's funny about them coding with AI is that Twitter's code is open source. Well, it can sink.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How?
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What has happened?
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Has this place gone further downhill during my hiatus?
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dolly Parton giving me the final push to get a set of bones makes more sense than you'd think at a first glance.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have some spots open for readings and spells etc. #witchsky ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Over where I'm at, finding spiders on my balcony is a sign summer's ending and that colder weather is coming.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dolly Parton made a song about an Appalachian granny witch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R04p...
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Dolly Parton - These Old Bones [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Tenaya Jackson
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah... I need to tell you what actually happened. It's a lot. Actually, it's triggering, so maybe not.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, the hard way, but she got there.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh, right. Turns out I was right about everything about that fucking ugly Sasquatch my friend got back together with, the mask slipped off, and she's now having to get him off her lease and out of her life. Good thing I've been hexing him the whole time.
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Evil Queen (Madonna) from Snow White
Alt: Evil Queen (Madonna) from Snow White
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I had a headache today after almost a month. I'm really doing so well with that, as someone who had them daily and migraines every 2-3 months.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If asexuality is stigmatised and having a lot of sex is stigmatised, who is driving the phallic plane?
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, the Genshinification of WuWa has started happening. I didn't expect this, I'm not happy about it, but I don't have a problem leaving it behind.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hated my old graphics card, gave me trouble since day one
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Wicked: Good News, She's Dead!
Alt: Wicked: Good News, She's Dead!
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It was pretty miserable, tbh. At least now all my games look so shiny and detailed.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As unoptimised garage does.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I may just. I know I'm over that game.
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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had to get a whole new graphics card, and I spent an hour gawking at the details in Infinity Nikki. It was like getting new eyes or something. Some sick part of me wants to download Genshin Impact just to see what it looks like, and uninstall.
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