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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 2h

Woke up sore, cranky, and thanks to people always knowing when to be fucking evil, now I feel like murdering somebody.

The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 21h

Infinity Nikki is so bizarre; you log in, get 10 pulls, you talk to an NPC for a bit, 15 pulls, but you do a whole, long, tedious quest chain, and you get a firm handshake.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I caught myself pandering to ableist rhetoric today. Told someone I'm being "lazy" by not cooking lunch today. "Being lazy today, not cooking." Fuck that. I'll be telling people I have brainfog and pain, couldn't cook. Don't like it? Too fucking bad.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel like I'm the only one on this planet who starts disliking people for fucking with any of my friends. Folks just let it all slide. "They didn't do anything to me." Yes, the fuck they did!

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kind of want to post about sage on Tumblr, even if I know it may attract some buffoons. I love the block button.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why is there always somebody loaded with 50 pointless questions when I'm already overstimulated and ready to start losing my shit?

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Don't mind me, whinging about gacha because I don't know how to process the news I've woken up to.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think I just have a problem with gacha games, and I keep not only playing them but hyperfixating on them. I admittedly sound like a straight girl defending her toxic boyfriend "No, you don't know him. He has good sides. He tries." Fuck do you mean I buy something, and I still have to earn it?

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well, here's your reminder that I'm still alive and still offer witchy services. ko-fi.com/thelavenderw...

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It got chilly a little early, and I've noticed that summers are hotter but shorter, and winters are getting colder and longer. Yes, that is also part of global warming.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Old versus new graphics card in Infinity Nikki. Holy fuck, the differences are wild.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I encourage you to keep talking shit behind my back; that's where I leave my farts.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There's a rumour that a mobile game I play is going to collab with a certain derivative, hateful franchise, so that'll be the end of that for me.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So, I'm hoarding pumpkin spice candles... I remember just 3 years ago I was pining to smell one, now I have all of them.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I could almost.. almost understand AI generating some intricate, cool ideas - that look like shit and garbage, anyway - but people using AI to generate the most derivative, generic fucking garbage that someone drew 100s of times before.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Has this place gone further downhill during my hiatus?

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dolly Parton giving me the final push to get a set of bones makes more sense than you'd think at a first glance.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Over where I'm at, finding spiders on my balcony is a sign summer's ending and that colder weather is coming.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh, right. Turns out I was right about everything about that fucking ugly Sasquatch my friend got back together with, the mask slipped off, and she's now having to get him off her lease and out of her life. Good thing I've been hexing him the whole time.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I had a headache today after almost a month. I'm really doing so well with that, as someone who had them daily and migraines every 2-3 months.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If asexuality is stigmatised and having a lot of sex is stigmatised, who is driving the phallic plane?

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well, the Genshinification of WuWa has started happening. I didn't expect this, I'm not happy about it, but I don't have a problem leaving it behind.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I had to get a whole new graphics card, and I spent an hour gawking at the details in Infinity Nikki. It was like getting new eyes or something. Some sick part of me wants to download Genshin Impact just to see what it looks like, and uninstall.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I think people deeply misunderstand how much goths love Dolly. She's the embodiment of punk values.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I am not handling Dolly Parton and Tim Curry's deaths well.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have no words. Just a lot of screaming.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Collecting uranium glass was the right choice for me

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Add Contact/Friend button is the clitoris of the autistic person.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It seems my PC needs to go for repairs, which has given me a metric fuckton of anxiety, I can't stop shaking I don't know what it is - maybe I need a new GPU - but all I know is that my PC is a huge part of my life, it's entertainment, work, how I socialise, so this is absolutely a lot to deal with

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hey, so don't follow me if you an astrology page full of AI slop on your page.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I've gone to the mall, and... I will never understand the plastic plants that exist always at all times, for every season. Then the "basic witch" things they sell every year for Halloween. Why do you want to call yourself a "basic witch." It's weird if you practice and weird if you don't.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Can I be blamed for having had enough of my "friend"? I've tried for over a year, she wants that man over everybody else in her life? Excellent, I'll start the drifting apart paperwork for us, then. I don't put up with much, but I've put up with lies, gaslighting, insults and much more from her.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Well, the Sasquatch is real, and my friend is dating him.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Kingdom Hearts on sale. Yeah, anyway...

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The real reason why I don't date is because Robert Smith is a little too old, straight, and there is only one like him. If a man can't sing like that to me, what's the point?

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I made a post about climate change, and BSky ate it... I find that suspicious. Also, the porn account I blocked isn't blocked now.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Can we take climate change seriously now? Because today I woke up to every town around me on fire. Huh, I am in literal hell..

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I can't tell if I like it or hate it...

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"There's nothing my friends can do but cut me off" Oh, you poor, innocent soul... Do I have tales to tell you.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

When you receive a brass candlestick coated in grime, dust, wax and who knows what else, and you see the future hour of your life so clearly

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I just discovered Infinity Nikki's Interactive map where you can use your game data to check what you have or don't have... This is fucking COOL!

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Anyone else feel like BlueSky got abandoned to stagnate? Almost as if it wasn't making enough money right away, and got dropped.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I need some cool weather to go the mall, get a new phone charger, and look at the Halloween offerings.

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The Lavender Witch @thelavenderwitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

5 months already? Damn, time flies when you uninstall predatory games that treat the player like dirt.

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