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Your Personal Jesus

@thelastjesus.bsky.social
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Habitual line stepper. Yankees Only. It's a Canes thing. Real life heel. Whiskey. Steak. Kale enthusiast. Jifs, not gifs.

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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 3h
It’s the weekend, come back Monday. Democracy is only on the brink during actual workdays.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 4h
Only if the Keelon Russell Legacy Drive looks like the Arch Manning Legacy Drive
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 4h
I don’t think I would have thrown that flag but I get the perception of there being contact to the head/neck area and once the flag is thrown for RTP, they can’t pick it back up
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 4h
WOW
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 5h
How many times do we have to see him give the game away before we accept that’s his actual legacy
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 5h
The Arch Manning Experience, summarized: *Plays like he doesn’t belong in P4 for extended period, followed by one excellent drive* Media: “Wow, look at him overcoming adversity. Can we vote him into the Hall of Fame now?”
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 5h
Multiple things are true: Arch Manning stinks Julian Sayin stinks Jeremiah Smith…yeah, he good
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 5h
Texas should really consider a QB change
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 7h
DOINK in Bloomington
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 7h
LOL @ Arch desperately trying to turn the ball over
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
We love typos, don't we folks
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It's because he hates the women in his own party who dare speak out against his chornically ineffective leadership
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Loved that. Really enjoyed both episodes.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Should have had him and Joe Montana together, tbh
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A 24-game playoff is more proof leaders in college football don't actually know what they're doing
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Only if you take their argument at face value which no self-respecting person should. They don’t care about competitive balance any more than they care about fans. It’s cost certainty, that’s what a cap offers them and they want it.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Alice Cooper Explains Milwaukee's Meaning
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hakeem Jeffries isn’t a serious person interested in solving actual problems. He is emblematic of why Democrats continue to fail.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Man will spend 2 years passing bills that will be vetoed and cry that people simply need to vote harder next time while also ignoring what his voters actually want: Holding the facists accountable for breaking the law and the gross corruption currently happening.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me watching VisionQuest Episode 1 when a specific location is featured
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kelly overreacted to being told “No, that’s not for sale, but if you’d like another”, it does appear
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'd also add his hatred of losing is also a missing component of the current team which, by any account, supersedes those teams in composite talent but not in "we are not losing this game no matter what"-ness.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More people should bat flip non walk-off singles
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arch Manning out here looking like both his uncles on Texas’ last 2 drives
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arch Manning still STINKS
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sadly, they did not go
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Liberty have real problems ahead if Sabrina is already in a decline. Maybe it was her back forcing her to throw passes away all season, but she is a big reason the Libs were so inconsistent this season.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nobody is as good at sabotaging Democrats than Democrats themselves
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“We know the rules (now that we’ve been exposed for not knowing them)”
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Must be nice to root for a team that fought for its season down 0-2 and at least forced Game 5
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Depends on how much Kolb wants to prove to everyone how he operates on a higher plane of intelligence and the rest of us morons should be more grateful we even exist in his space. Replacing Sandy was his prerogative, but for a rookie head coach who’s cost his team games? Fireable.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Liberty can't enter next season with both Jonathan Kolb and Chris DeMarco still employed if they're serious about winning again with this core of players.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He should have been batting 1st last night for sure and for Boone to claim he wanted "more traffic" for Rice by slotting the worst qualified leadoff hitter in MLB this season is peak Boone. Analytics matter when they make him look good, "we have better numbers you don't know about" when they don't.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Eh, in a perfect lineup, Rice is batting behind Judge, IMO. Get a real leadoff hitter, then go Judge-Rice-Bellinger and go from there. Or bat Rice 2nd and Judge between Rice & Belli, but someone with speed and who gets on base should be 1st.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't either, but they desperately need a true leadoff hitter who can be on base when one of most prolific 1st inning HR hitters hits one, it's a multi-run dinger instead of a solo one. Also, having people on the bases generally puts pressure on pitchers, imagine what that could look like.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In whatever unlikely world where a cap doesn't happen, they really need to get someone like Tatis out of SD (or someone like him) even if that means giving up someone they don't want to part with. Number 1 lineup priority has to be getting a leadoff hitter who actually gets on base in front of Judge
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees are going to continue having meetings until morale improves
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees, again, under Boone fail to rise to meet the adversity they self-create in the playoffs.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s always a team that’s better than the Yankees in October since they hired Boone. If the owner cared about his money more, he would have fired people years ago, but those people have jobs for life. If it doesn’t matter to him, it can’t matter more to fans.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The season coming down to Jazz and potentially Grisham? What could go wrong?
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are the Liberty coaches paying attention? Why weren’t they asking the refs? This is the type of incompetence you get when you replace a championship winning coach with someone who’s never been a coach before.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He def wasn’t catching that but it also wasn’t going to be a HR
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So many of my favorite teams have terrible fundamentals and are led by incompetent head coaches
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Liberty have a Sabrina Ionescu problem
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ballsy to design the play of your season for the rookie who’s been on a developmental contract most of the season. #Liberty
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love multiview for this very reason
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heroes
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Personally, I think they're stubbornly arrogant about their ways. They think they know they WILL win the division every year and when they don't, it's because injuries/other teams cheating/it rained on Tuesday/always an excuse. There's never accountability for they just aren't good enough.
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Your Personal Jesus @thelastjesus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They haven't won a series under Boone where they didn't have HFA. They've only won the division, despite having the highest payroll every year, 3/9 times. So many indicators are screaming the FO thinks it's all just fine.
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