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@thelashjedi.bsky.social
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✨Multi-fandom account ✨ Dramione/Reylo/HellCheer ✨ She/Her ✨ 30 ++ ✨Anti-JKR ✨ NO MINORS ✨ archiveofourown.org/users/thelashje… ✨

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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Happy “some old white guy takes credit for all your hard work” Day to all the moms who celebrate! 🎅🎄
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Actually Romantic is actually f@&king hysterical, my god. Why do people ever try to cross her?
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The sheer volume of heartbreaking fics that will be created off of Ruin the Friendship will be staggering.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Happy Taylor Swift Release Day for those who celebrate! 🎉
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
K-Pop Demon Hunters was a far better movie than the title led me to expect.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Cyber trucks are like if the “I’ve never made a woman come” vibe was turned into a car.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Is it fair to say that the person who invented imaginary numbers also created the first math fanfiction?
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Reading a fic that uses the word ‘clitoris’ instead of clit always makes me feel like it’s being three-named because it’s in trouble.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
If your slow burn ship lasts longer than the first couple of books or seasons, please proceed directly to AO3 — the internet’s filthy little haven guaranteed to have already rejected that nonsense and fixed it for you!
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Enough with the tongues battling for dominance! Where are the shy tongues? The submissive tongues? The tongues who aren’t quite certain about themselves, but are happy to have been invited?
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I’m endlessly entertained by the fact that chemistry was unintentionally created by medieval alchemists trying to magic so hard they accidentally scienced.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Even though I KNOW that vermillion is a red and chartreuse is a green, my mind violently rejects this fact and persistently holds onto the belief that the two colours were actually switched at birth.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
An appearance of the word “wonton” instead of “wanton” in fic during sexy times is one of my favourite reoccurring typos. Should I ever stumble across an unintentional usage of “saucy little wonton” it’ll be akin to finding the holy grail for this typo. 🥟🥟🥟
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Cara @vinehawthorn.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I have a lot of thoughts today because I’ve been reading fanfic instead of working. But one thing I LOVE about fanfic is something can have bad spelling/grammar/editing but can still be so compelling and funny and make you cry and that’s so nice. To not be polished but still be enjoyable is amazing.
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audreyii_fic @audreyii.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Now that we approach the 10th anniversary of TFA, I welcome the OG Reylos 🦋 entering "I remember reading this fic when I was in middle school! Anyway I just graduated college" comment shock phase. Pull up a chair, the Ovaltine is great here in the Fandom Old assisted living
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Researching various magic traditions throughout history has led me to conclude that the suspect magic rituals of yore are alive and well in as sketchy supplements hawked by grifters today.
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
can you believe that there are only 117 reylo fics with the squirting tag??? yeah, me neither. so, this is me, blowing the white horn of gondor for reylo aid! coming 4/1/25!
[picture of a forest done in the impressionist style. in the frame of the shot, there is a small knoll, surrounds by spindly trees with a large one in the background. in the lower left hand corner, there are some purple flowers — poppies maybe— and a path leads down the center of the image, curving around the trees and grasses to disappear into white light. at the top of the image, purple font reads “little april showers” and under that, green font reads “a reylo and friends squirting fic collection.” in the center of the picture, in the bottom third, there is a screenshot of thumper from the movie bambi, with his mouth open around a thistle, his eyes wide, face shocked. under that, yellow font reads “collection opens 4/1/25” and in the right hand corner, smaller yellow font reads “#reyloshowers.” the background is actually from bambi, bc nine is shameless and all her intrusive thoughts must be shared]
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
“So interesting that all these fics need to highlight this totally normal behaviour!” — Me to myself, reading an omega-building-a-nest scene in an A/B/O fic, whilst ensconced in a veritable plethora of pillows and blankets.
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Kara | EscapeInMyBookshelf @dearmrskara.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
:,)
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Jill S @outseide.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Took me one minute.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Started watching “Our Flag Means Death” with my oldest kids, and we are unanimously of the opinion that it’s vibe is like “The Office” but with queer positive pirates. 🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈 🗄️
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
A drive-to-school discussion on the merits of a “meet-cute” vs a “meet ugly” in storytelling led to me explaining the entire plot of Pride & Prejudice — during which I coined the phrase “proposal (derogatory)” to describe Mr. Darcy’s first attempt at landing the inestimable Miss Bennet.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The “you’re are obviously lying about GRRM’s Winds of Winter not being finished yet” bit during the prison riot scene in Logan Lucky gets better every year.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Woke up yesterday to a lovely Christmas gift — Amends broke 10k kudos! 🎉🎉🎉 I remember being thrilled when it first broke 100 kudos. I cherish all the kudos, hits and the vast majority of the comments! (ngl, some I could do without…) tysm for all the support! 💕 archiveofourown.org/works/340394...
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Truly had the most amazing time this weekend! Not only did I get to see this in person, my best friends from high school flew into town and we all got to experience this amazing event together! My heart is full! 💕
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I realize this is a niche post, but Lily from Duolingo can fuck off with her sarcastic claps.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I low-key expect to find an unskippable ad for something I adamantly don’t want every three posts, and am pleasantly surprised when it doesn’t happen.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Why do we call stories that address problems in the source materials “canon fix-its” when “fanFIXtion” is right there? 🤔
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m going to start re-posting my fave thoughts from Twitter onto this much less hellish site, so when I finally walk away from the bad place for good, I can do it with no regrets…
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Funnily enough, this is my viewpoint even though I avoid dead dove fics like the plague. It’s almost like what other people want to read, write or even just imagine about is none of my business…
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Memes For Freaks™ @memesforfreaks.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
#meme #proship #profic #darkfic #deaddove
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Inside every bratty sub is a switch waiting to be born…
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
You know something I love about the uncurated chaos that is AO3? Sometimes I *want* to read badly written narratives with implausible plots full of holes, told by ludicrous characters acting in a completely ridiculous fashion. And I know I can find it there. 🥰
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Mr. Lash to me: So apparently some people are into something called a ‘breeding kink’?? Me to Mr. Lash: This is like if I tried to explain Excel to you.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
I'm reading very old dictionaries to find interesting, obsolete words and phrases (as one does...) and I feel that everyone should know that the phrase "good girl" was slang for "a wanton" (i.e. wh*re) as early as 1611. 🫠
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
Watching the Mayfair Witches with Mr. Lash has given me an unexpected boon — finally understanding why the cursed episode of Star Trek: TNG where Dr. Crusher bangs her dead grandmother’s ghost paramour exists. Clearing one of the writers got ‘The Witching Hour’ for Christmas and phoned it in.
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Ina @inadaze22.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Me to this app:
I forgot that you existed text
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Nothing makes me nope out of an Etsy store faster than seeing ~Tr*mpist~ merch mixed in with whatever brought me to their store in the first place.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
In the midst of reviewing an absolute hodgepodge of rare/ old books for an original project, incl many medieval tomes with f’s instead of lowercase s. Came across Henry the 8th’s palace orders and did a double-take at “otherwife” before realizing it just meant “otherwise”.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Graphic representation showing how my newly prescribed antidepressants began to take effect in June.* *Also how much I was listening to Ms. Swift on any given day.
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who celebrate! 🎉🎉🎉
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Dying at Lana Del Ray coming in hot at number 5 for her *extremely in the background* vocals for the original iteration of ‘Snow on the Beach’
2023 Spotify Wrapped results. Top artists: 1. Taylor Swift, 2. Foo Fighters, 3. Big Red Machine, 4. Halsey, 5. Lana Del Rey.  Top songs: 1. Everlong 2. Treacherous (Taylor’s Version), 3. willow, 4. Karma, 5. Anti-Hero
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
I’m wonder if writing AI’s learning their entire algorithm off of fanfiction will mean a proliferation of your/you’re and lose/loose confusion? 🤔
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Trying to do creative writing in an AI supported program is really just feeding your own vampire with a smile on your face — even if he kills you. #writing
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
A Happy Halloween/Eddie Munson Appreciation Day* to all those who celebrate! *(possible the last one is just me…)
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Lash 🦋✨ @thelashjedi.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
It remains baffling to me there are people who reflexively deride all fanfiction as ridiculous nonsense, while also being super into fan theory or “how it should have ended” vids on YouTube. Like, bro — same idea, just a different medium.
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